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"Don't worry. He's not a real monkey."
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The horrors persist, but so do I.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Me in every relationship in my life.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I miss Bushwick Bill.
youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw?...
Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta (Official Video) [Explicit]
YouTube video by UPROXX
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November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Grateful to live in a period where we no longer shame genteel noblewomen for ripping heinous butt-ripping poo gas that reek of a drunken Irishman's pickled egg farts. Now we just need to stop with the shart shaming. Begorrah.
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History’s worst job? Japanese noblewomen used to hire servants to take the blame for their farts
What would be the ultimate luxury in personal service for a highborn aristocrat? Someone to draw your bath? Peel your grapes? Fan you with palm fronds? How about a servant whose job it is to take the ...
soranews24.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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No Michelin star again for this kitchen
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Cool kid.
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
Bartleby the Scrivener logging on for another day of bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Nature makes weird planets, and now this is among the weirdest: As big as Jupiter, made of carbon, blasted by high winds, and heated to 1900 degrees C by a dying, fast-spinning pulsar.

No matter how bad things get here, we live on the best of all possible worlds. 🔭🧪

arxiv.org/abs/2509.04558
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Blue Seal ice cream is a brand that was created by Americans in Okinawa to boost morale and give post-WWII soldiers a familiar taste of home in 1948. It was not available to the Okinawan public until 1963 and was not available outside Okinawa until 2009.
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Yutaka Matsushige (Solitary Gourmet) has a new series where he pretends to be a high school student tasked with gathering samples of Fukushima’s crafts and foods. youtu.be/oG1pCPUfmhM?...
【福島 豊】第2話「カヌレと畳と桃農園」
YouTube video by PrefFukushima
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November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Choose your fighter.
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Paging @dieworkwear.bsky.social. @dieworkwear.bsky.social on the white courtesy phone for a message.
I'm really struggling to identify the brand and model of 9/11 ringleader Mohamed Atta's polo shirt. Any tips would be much appreciated.
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Yo!! Giordano’s “The 1” for Chicago Style Pizza’ coming to Penn Quarter!! www.popville.com/2025/11/gior...
Giordano’s “The 1” for Chicago Style Pizza’ coming to Penn Quarter!! - PoPville
14th and F Street, NW "The 1" for Chicago-Style Pizza since 1974! World Famous Stuffed Deep Dish, Traditional Thin Crust, and Tavern-Style. Legendary Chicago pizzeria Giordano’s breaks into D.C. next ...
www.popville.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Doubleplusgood idea!
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Haven't had a biryani in ages, so decided to give this a try. The beef looked better than the lamb or goat shanks and was a couple bucks cheaper.
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the Herkimer Battle Jitney. That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!

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November 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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😬🤫 ~AdminMatt
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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