monkeyrotica
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"Don't worry. He's not a real monkey."
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Pouring out one for Bushwick Bill. youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw?...
Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta (Official Video) [Explicit]
YouTube video by UPROXX
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January 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Pouring out one for Bushwick Bill. youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw?...
Hey kids! Wanna learn about how we ended up in late stage capitalism? Check out the diseased descendants of Willy Loman!
January 24, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Hey kids! Wanna learn about how we ended up in late stage capitalism? Check out the diseased descendants of Willy Loman!
Like Achilles, he sulks in his tent.
January 24, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Like Achilles, he sulks in his tent.
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Yay! FEET!
To bring a smile to your face this weekend …
An ancient bowl with human feet!
Made in predynastic Egypt around 5,500 years ago.
The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
📷 by me
#Archaeology
An ancient bowl with human feet!
Made in predynastic Egypt around 5,500 years ago.
The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
📷 by me
#Archaeology
January 24, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Yay! FEET!
Sorry babe, but the Lego Crocs stay on during sex.
They are so stupid that i love them. Mama mia. Lego crocs. I need them.
Also they picked Tommy Cash to release them, perfect.
jaysbrickblog.com/news/lego-an...
Also they picked Tommy Cash to release them, perfect.
jaysbrickblog.com/news/lego-an...
January 24, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Sorry babe, but the Lego Crocs stay on during sex.
Pairs well with a Shaoxing Jamesons Saketini.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Pairs well with a Shaoxing Jamesons Saketini.
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This is Luna. She faked having a paw injury after her human hurt their leg. Figured they felt silly hopping around like that and thought it'd be less embarrassing if she did it too. 13/10 (IG: claassenam)
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
This is Luna. She faked having a paw injury after her human hurt their leg. Figured they felt silly hopping around like that and thought it'd be less embarrassing if she did it too. 13/10 (IG: claassenam)
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"Always expecting me, but never expecting me to be expecting you."
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 AM
"Always expecting me, but never expecting me to be expecting you."
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it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
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i know it's not entirely that serious but whenever i hear "bluesky need to be less full of unfun woke leftists to pull people away from the nazi child porn generator site" this flashes through my head
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 PM
i know it's not entirely that serious but whenever i hear "bluesky need to be less full of unfun woke leftists to pull people away from the nazi child porn generator site" this flashes through my head
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"in most cases, these videos appear to have been filmed secretly - using Meta smart glasses."
Argh for the love of god BAN. THE. PERVERT GLASSES.
Argh for the love of god BAN. THE. PERVERT GLASSES.
Women filmed in secret for TikTok content - then harassed online
Women filmed in secret for TikTok content - then harassed online
So-called manfluencers wearing smart glasses approach women and then post videos to TikTok.
www.bbc.com
January 24, 2026 at 8:02 AM
"in most cases, these videos appear to have been filmed secretly - using Meta smart glasses."
Argh for the love of god BAN. THE. PERVERT GLASSES.
Argh for the love of god BAN. THE. PERVERT GLASSES.
FALSTAFF
Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my water?
PAGE
He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy
water; but, for the party that owed it, he might
have more diseases than he knew for.
- Henry IV Part 2 Act 1 Scene 2
Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my water?
PAGE
He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy
water; but, for the party that owed it, he might
have more diseases than he knew for.
- Henry IV Part 2 Act 1 Scene 2
Say hello to urine bottles of the past. These drawings were made for #earlymodern medical doctors to figure out the colour and consistency of the human urine.
#medievalsky #histmed #medsky
#medievalsky #histmed #medsky
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
FALSTAFF
Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my water?
PAGE
He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy
water; but, for the party that owed it, he might
have more diseases than he knew for.
- Henry IV Part 2 Act 1 Scene 2
Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my water?
PAGE
He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy
water; but, for the party that owed it, he might
have more diseases than he knew for.
- Henry IV Part 2 Act 1 Scene 2
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showed old siskel and ebert eps to stream recenrtly and the younger folks couldnt believe it. ie "theyre so mean to each other, it is amazing". professional cattiness backed up by critical lathe. knocked their socks off. hard to replicate. we got smart critics but are they bitchy enough, i dont know
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
showed old siskel and ebert eps to stream recenrtly and the younger folks couldnt believe it. ie "theyre so mean to each other, it is amazing". professional cattiness backed up by critical lathe. knocked their socks off. hard to replicate. we got smart critics but are they bitchy enough, i dont know
@NYT: Why This Means Trouble for Joe Biden
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www.cnn.com/weather/live...
Monster storm about to hit millions with catastrophic ice and heavy snow | CNN
One of the most extreme storms in years is about to bring travel and much of the country to a standstill.
www.cnn.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:41 PM
@NYT: Why This Means Trouble for Joe Biden
www.cnn.com/weather/live...
www.cnn.com/weather/live...
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Happy birthday Bob! This great ape is 20 today 🦧
Bob is known throughout the Oregon Zoo for his unique bond with 3-year-old Jolene. Though male orangutans typically don't play much of a role in parenting, Bob is an active father who can often be seen playing with and caring for his daughter 💕
Bob is known throughout the Oregon Zoo for his unique bond with 3-year-old Jolene. Though male orangutans typically don't play much of a role in parenting, Bob is an active father who can often be seen playing with and caring for his daughter 💕
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Happy birthday Bob! This great ape is 20 today 🦧
Bob is known throughout the Oregon Zoo for his unique bond with 3-year-old Jolene. Though male orangutans typically don't play much of a role in parenting, Bob is an active father who can often be seen playing with and caring for his daughter 💕
Bob is known throughout the Oregon Zoo for his unique bond with 3-year-old Jolene. Though male orangutans typically don't play much of a role in parenting, Bob is an active father who can often be seen playing with and caring for his daughter 💕
He's the hero Gotham needs.
can't believe the NERVE of luigi mangione to wait until he's not going to be photographed or dogged by paparazzi to appear in public with a beard
he rly out here like 'thank god i don't have to keep up my appearances today, i can be 'ugly' and have a beard'
while looking like this
he rly out here like 'thank god i don't have to keep up my appearances today, i can be 'ugly' and have a beard'
while looking like this
January 23, 2026 at 10:30 PM
He's the hero Gotham needs.
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How to know you are on the wrong side of history -
Minnesota Clergy kneeling to say prayers for all the children and workers abducted, as the police line up behind them to arrest them all. In -15F weather.
Stunning photo
Minnesota Clergy kneeling to say prayers for all the children and workers abducted, as the police line up behind them to arrest them all. In -15F weather.
Stunning photo
January 23, 2026 at 9:19 PM
How to know you are on the wrong side of history -
Minnesota Clergy kneeling to say prayers for all the children and workers abducted, as the police line up behind them to arrest them all. In -15F weather.
Stunning photo
Minnesota Clergy kneeling to say prayers for all the children and workers abducted, as the police line up behind them to arrest them all. In -15F weather.
Stunning photo
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The Great Boomer Wealth Transfer
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The Great Boomer Wealth Transfer
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If you use in-home medical devices and/or are medically vulnerable, utility companies can flag your account so that you are prioritized in the event of outages and emergencies.
Call your electric and gas companies and ask what supports may be available to you!
#disability #winterstorm #stormsafety
Call your electric and gas companies and ask what supports may be available to you!
#disability #winterstorm #stormsafety
January 23, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If you use in-home medical devices and/or are medically vulnerable, utility companies can flag your account so that you are prioritized in the event of outages and emergencies.
Call your electric and gas companies and ask what supports may be available to you!
#disability #winterstorm #stormsafety
Call your electric and gas companies and ask what supports may be available to you!
#disability #winterstorm #stormsafety
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JACK SMITH DOESN'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL THE SHOUTY HALF-DRESSED DEGENERATE WRESTLING COACH JIM JORDAN. ALSO, DONNY'S HAND IS ROTTING AND HIS PEACE BOARD™ IS JUST ANOTHER GREASY GRIFT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S POST IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/45rcoRl
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 PM
JACK SMITH DOESN'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL THE SHOUTY HALF-DRESSED DEGENERATE WRESTLING COACH JIM JORDAN. ALSO, DONNY'S HAND IS ROTTING AND HIS PEACE BOARD™ IS JUST ANOTHER GREASY GRIFT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S POST IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/45rcoRl
Take this, brother. May it serve you well.
January 23, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Take this, brother. May it serve you well.