monkeyrotica
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Yay! FEET!!!
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Yay! FEET!!!
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On an unrelated note, we are invading Taiwan tomorrow.
![@globeeyenews - BREAKING: China calls on the US to to immediately release Nicolás Maduro and stop violating other countries' sovereignty and security [pic of xi speaking in front of mural and chinese flag]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreidi57aoif5kt4lu2gurxttydxmzre4bcsn7dgz3nxtctt3alm25uu@jpeg)
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
On an unrelated note, we are invading Taiwan tomorrow.
Because I haven't had a stroke.
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Because I haven't had a stroke.
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This originally ran as a second feature in a double bill with My Neighbor Totoro. The audience hated it coming off their Totoro high. Reminds me of when The Magnificent Ambersons was previewed after the Lupe Vélez comedy Mexican Spitfire Sees a Ghost.
62. Grave of the Fireflies: I'll never forget the feeling in the room when this movie ended. Processing tragedy in such a communal space is a potent experience.
January 4, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This originally ran as a second feature in a double bill with My Neighbor Totoro. The audience hated it coming off their Totoro high. Reminds me of when The Magnificent Ambersons was previewed after the Lupe Vélez comedy Mexican Spitfire Sees a Ghost.
Would be wild if Roy Rogers bought out Hardees, since that's what Hardees did to Roy Rogers back in the '90s.
www.pennlive.com/news/2026/01...
www.pennlive.com/news/2026/01...
Beloved fast-food chain closes nearly 80 locations after lawsuit shakes up business
The chain has a loyal following.
www.pennlive.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Would be wild if Roy Rogers bought out Hardees, since that's what Hardees did to Roy Rogers back in the '90s.
www.pennlive.com/news/2026/01...
www.pennlive.com/news/2026/01...
What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?
This Rimbaud reboot sucks. CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE.
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This Rimbaud reboot sucks. CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE.
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You're too young to remember Noriega?
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
You're too young to remember Noriega?
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This one aged great
an annoying thing about realists insisting they're the no-nonsense reality-based group is that few of their predictions have been based in reality
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
This one aged great
“Blue & White reopened with a spruced-up interior, the same classic menu from Chef Travis Ward at the stove (eggs, bacon, cornbread, smothered pork chops), plus a few items that customers are going crazy about: shrimp and grits, chicken and waffles, and pancakes”. thezebra.org/2025/08/04/b...
Blue & White Is Back: Beloved Carry-Out Returns with Its Soul Intact – and Now Takes Plastic
Alexandria, VA - In a city rich with history, few places in Alexandria stir local memory like Blue & White Carry-Out. For over 85 years, the humble
thezebra.org
January 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
“Blue & White reopened with a spruced-up interior, the same classic menu from Chef Travis Ward at the stove (eggs, bacon, cornbread, smothered pork chops), plus a few items that customers are going crazy about: shrimp and grits, chicken and waffles, and pancakes”. thezebra.org/2025/08/04/b...
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the internet, and I'm inclined to double down the dosage of horse paste and UV bulbs up the a-hole. www.mercurynews.com/2026/01/02/s...
‘Dilbert’ creator Scott Adams doesn’t expect to live much longer
‘Things are changing fast,’ the East Bay ‘Dilbert’ cartoonist said, explaining that prostate cancer has left him paralyzed
www.mercurynews.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the internet, and I'm inclined to double down the dosage of horse paste and UV bulbs up the a-hole. www.mercurynews.com/2026/01/02/s...
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Too many people watched ‘The Incredibles’ and somehow missed the entire point of the movie.
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Too many people watched ‘The Incredibles’ and somehow missed the entire point of the movie.
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Hi governments - here’s the bare minimum.
Several French government ministers have reported the unlawful production of sexualised material without consent to the police and prosecutors. The UK government, which published a high profile strategy on misogyny just before Christmas, has yet to say or do anything
www.politico.eu/article/fran...
www.politico.eu/article/fran...
France to investigate deepfakes of women stripped naked by Grok
Hundreds of women and teenagers have reported their photos published on social media have been “undressed” by Grok.
www.politico.eu
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Hi governments - here’s the bare minimum.
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
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Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...
Show me an album your folks used to play and you still jam to today.
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Show me an album your folks used to play and you still jam to today.
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One thing I wrote about here is how technology has made buses *way* more convenient while techno-futurists were obsessed with flying taxis and self-driving cars.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
One thing I wrote about here is how technology has made buses *way* more convenient while techno-futurists were obsessed with flying taxis and self-driving cars.
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Let's greet the new year like they did in 1601 Königsberg: with a
parade and a giant bratwurst!
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parade and a giant bratwurst!
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January 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Let's greet the new year like they did in 1601 Königsberg: with a
parade and a giant bratwurst!
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parade and a giant bratwurst!
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Cat in a tie menace remains my favourite genre of cat 👔
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Cat in a tie menace remains my favourite genre of cat 👔
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I feel that much of 2025 was people slowly realizing that all the fascists & racists from old Twitter are indeed fascists & racists
oh wow, you're tell me a guy who contributed regularly to the federalist is a white supremacist? will wonders never cease
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I feel that much of 2025 was people slowly realizing that all the fascists & racists from old Twitter are indeed fascists & racists