monkeyrotica
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Activating the urban core with a vibrant brand of cannonball transit.
Dear #skystorians, here is a cool story of a very big cannon experiment of the 1680s in Europe. A 🧵 about the idea of transporting people in cannon balls ...
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Activating the urban core with a vibrant brand of cannonball transit.
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Rus Uz, Russian and Uzbek Authentic Cuisine, coming to the La Perla space!! - That was fast: www.popville.com/2025/11/rus-...
Rus Uz, Russian and Uzbek Authentic Cuisine, coming to the La Perla space!! - PoPville
Thanks to all who messaged us about Rus Uz after our post about La Perla closing. Rus Uz's website says: "Rus Uz an inspired blend of Russian and Uzbek cuisine. We have two locations in the Washington...
www.popville.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Rus Uz, Russian and Uzbek Authentic Cuisine, coming to the La Perla space!! - That was fast: www.popville.com/2025/11/rus-...
more woke bs
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
more woke bs
A 2021 raid by 12 monkeys resulted in a five-hour cleanup after they feasted on eggs, bread, grains, fruit and almost everything else in sight.
“They didn’t get into the bourbon,” Johnson joked.
apnews.com/article/japa...
“They didn’t get into the bourbon,” Johnson joked.
apnews.com/article/japa...
In Japan's Northern Alps, residents battle monkeys to protect homes and farms
In Japan's Northern Alps, residents are chasing monkeys to keep them away from farms and homes. Wearing bright orange vests, they use GPS trackers and radios to herd the animals back into the mountain...
apnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
A 2021 raid by 12 monkeys resulted in a five-hour cleanup after they feasted on eggs, bread, grains, fruit and almost everything else in sight.
“They didn’t get into the bourbon,” Johnson joked.
apnews.com/article/japa...
“They didn’t get into the bourbon,” Johnson joked.
apnews.com/article/japa...
Too tired to get out of bed, too awake to fall asleep.
homer simpson says " why don 't i just lay down and die " in front of a window
Alt: homer simpson says " why don 't i just lay down and die " in front of a window
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Too tired to get out of bed, too awake to fall asleep.
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I Asked ChatGPT How to Bring James Bond Back from The Dead and It Told Me to Take a Backflip Off a Bridge
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I Asked ChatGPT How to Bring James Bond Back from The Dead and It Told Me to Take a Backflip Off a Bridge
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Me in every relationship in my life.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Me in every relationship in my life.
I miss Bushwick Bill.
youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw?...
youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw?...
Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta (Official Video) [Explicit]
YouTube video by UPROXX
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I miss Bushwick Bill.
youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw?...
youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw?...
Grateful to live in a period where we no longer shame genteel noblewomen for ripping heinous butt-ripping poo gas that reek of a drunken Irishman's pickled egg farts. Now we just need to stop with the shart shaming. Begorrah.
soranews24.com/2015/11/24/h...
soranews24.com/2015/11/24/h...
History’s worst job? Japanese noblewomen used to hire servants to take the blame for their farts
What would be the ultimate luxury in personal service for a highborn aristocrat? Someone to draw your bath? Peel your grapes? Fan you with palm fronds? How about a servant whose job it is to take the ...
soranews24.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Grateful to live in a period where we no longer shame genteel noblewomen for ripping heinous butt-ripping poo gas that reek of a drunken Irishman's pickled egg farts. Now we just need to stop with the shart shaming. Begorrah.
soranews24.com/2015/11/24/h...
soranews24.com/2015/11/24/h...
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No Michelin star again for this kitchen
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
No Michelin star again for this kitchen
Your weekend dose of Deep Purple. youtu.be/Z7aGQ7VtpBc?...
highway star /covered with Japanese traditional instruments and guitar and more. ハイウェイスターを雅楽を交えて
YouTube video by 東儀秀樹 togi hideki
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November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Your weekend dose of Deep Purple. youtu.be/Z7aGQ7VtpBc?...
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WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
Bartleby the Scrivener logging on for another day of bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Nature makes weird planets, and now this is among the weirdest: As big as Jupiter, made of carbon, blasted by high winds, and heated to 1900 degrees C by a dying, fast-spinning pulsar.
No matter how bad things get here, we live on the best of all possible worlds. 🔭🧪
arxiv.org/abs/2509.04558
No matter how bad things get here, we live on the best of all possible worlds. 🔭🧪
arxiv.org/abs/2509.04558
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Nature makes weird planets, and now this is among the weirdest: As big as Jupiter, made of carbon, blasted by high winds, and heated to 1900 degrees C by a dying, fast-spinning pulsar.
No matter how bad things get here, we live on the best of all possible worlds. 🔭🧪
arxiv.org/abs/2509.04558
No matter how bad things get here, we live on the best of all possible worlds. 🔭🧪
arxiv.org/abs/2509.04558
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
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Blue Seal ice cream is a brand that was created by Americans in Okinawa to boost morale and give post-WWII soldiers a familiar taste of home in 1948. It was not available to the Okinawan public until 1963 and was not available outside Okinawa until 2009.
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Blue Seal ice cream is a brand that was created by Americans in Okinawa to boost morale and give post-WWII soldiers a familiar taste of home in 1948. It was not available to the Okinawan public until 1963 and was not available outside Okinawa until 2009.
Yutaka Matsushige (Solitary Gourmet) has a new series where he pretends to be a high school student tasked with gathering samples of Fukushima’s crafts and foods. youtu.be/oG1pCPUfmhM?...
【福島 豊】第2話「カヌレと畳と桃農園」
YouTube video by PrefFukushima
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November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Yutaka Matsushige (Solitary Gourmet) has a new series where he pretends to be a high school student tasked with gathering samples of Fukushima’s crafts and foods. youtu.be/oG1pCPUfmhM?...
Choose your fighter.
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Choose your fighter.
