monkeyrotica
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"Don't worry. He's not a real monkey."
No jury would convict.
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
No jury would convict.
Reposted by monkeyrotica
$5 says he doesn't wipe his a-hole because proper hygiene = gay. melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
What It’s Like to Be a Guy Who Doesn’t Clean His Ass
There’s a frighteningly frequent question posed on forums like Reddit and Twitter — a query that will make you want to hop in the shower and scrub...
melmagazine.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
$5 says he doesn't wipe his a-hole because proper hygiene = gay. melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
Was this article written by AI? MAYBE.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Was this article written by AI? MAYBE.
I would also like a Magic Sandwich, hold the mayo, extra onions, pickles, and hot and sweet peppers.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I would also like a Magic Sandwich, hold the mayo, extra onions, pickles, and hot and sweet peppers.
Now, where my money at? You a little light this week.
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Now, where my money at? You a little light this week.