MockBravado
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He’s a patriot, in a roundabout sort of way.
September 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
He’s a patriot, in a roundabout sort of way.
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So with sample clearance taking so long, can my first release still be considered a summer anthem?
Grab your copy exclusively at BandCamp. Just follow the link.
So with sample clearance taking so long, can my first release still be considered a summer anthem?
Grab your copy exclusively at BandCamp. Just follow the link.
Out Of My Mind, by MockBravado
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August 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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So with sample clearance taking so long, can my first release still be considered a summer anthem?
Grab your copy exclusively at BandCamp. Just follow the link.
So with sample clearance taking so long, can my first release still be considered a summer anthem?
Grab your copy exclusively at BandCamp. Just follow the link.
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"What's a baby deer called?”
“Fawn!"
“Sorry - what's a baby deer called, O wise and handsome one?"
“Fawn!"
“Sorry - what's a baby deer called, O wise and handsome one?"
July 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
"What's a baby deer called?”
“Fawn!"
“Sorry - what's a baby deer called, O wise and handsome one?"
“Fawn!"
“Sorry - what's a baby deer called, O wise and handsome one?"
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Yesterday a Labour government voted to slash £2 billion from some of the poorest people in our society.
They sip drinks at Mastercard HQ while disabled people are pushed to food banks.
I know I speak for millions when I say: we won't take this anymore.
They sip drinks at Mastercard HQ while disabled people are pushed to food banks.
I know I speak for millions when I say: we won't take this anymore.
July 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Yesterday a Labour government voted to slash £2 billion from some of the poorest people in our society.
They sip drinks at Mastercard HQ while disabled people are pushed to food banks.
I know I speak for millions when I say: we won't take this anymore.
They sip drinks at Mastercard HQ while disabled people are pushed to food banks.
I know I speak for millions when I say: we won't take this anymore.
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Watching tiny starving kids smashed to bits by IDF bombs on Channel 4 News again, little bodies in body bags, yet people chanting “death to the IDF” are the problem?
As far as I’m concerned it’s the only moral view at this point.
As far as I’m concerned it’s the only moral view at this point.
July 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Watching tiny starving kids smashed to bits by IDF bombs on Channel 4 News again, little bodies in body bags, yet people chanting “death to the IDF” are the problem?
As far as I’m concerned it’s the only moral view at this point.
As far as I’m concerned it’s the only moral view at this point.
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Labour overturned a 4,500 SNP majority in Hamilton and the BBC spun this as somehow a victory for Reform.
The BBC News department is not fit for public service.
The BBC News department is not fit for public service.
June 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Labour overturned a 4,500 SNP majority in Hamilton and the BBC spun this as somehow a victory for Reform.
The BBC News department is not fit for public service.
The BBC News department is not fit for public service.
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Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
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i am world fameless
February 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i am world fameless
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{me to the boys in my yard} you come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s milkshake?
May 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
{me to the boys in my yard} you come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s milkshake?
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Get it signed
hey. 100K signatures and they'll have to debate this in parliament. let's fucking go
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
Petition: Legally enshrine the right of adults to physically transition using NHS services
Introduce a law to legally protect the right of those aged 18 and over to transition using NHS services. This should specifically cover physical transition, including hormone treatment and surgery, as...
petition.parliament.uk
April 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Get it signed
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There is no greater feeling than telling people on social media that you don’t like something that’s quite popular.
April 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
There is no greater feeling than telling people on social media that you don’t like something that’s quite popular.
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I cannot emphasize enough that if you feel like everything is totally hopeless and fucked right now- that staying alive is enough at this moment- if that's all you have energy for. Take a day, take a week, grieve. Then sit down, gather your bearings & do what you need to do to keep moving forward.
November 7, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I cannot emphasize enough that if you feel like everything is totally hopeless and fucked right now- that staying alive is enough at this moment- if that's all you have energy for. Take a day, take a week, grieve. Then sit down, gather your bearings & do what you need to do to keep moving forward.
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*yelling "hit him again" while passing an accident where someone rear ended a Tesla*
April 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
*yelling "hit him again" while passing an accident where someone rear ended a Tesla*
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i bet the realities of being a ninja really set in when you're trying to get all your throwing stars back after a big battle
April 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i bet the realities of being a ninja really set in when you're trying to get all your throwing stars back after a big battle
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I remember when I was a little kid, “fuck” was the worst thing you could say. Now it’s the most sensible response to everything.
April 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I remember when I was a little kid, “fuck” was the worst thing you could say. Now it’s the most sensible response to everything.
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*packing for a trip* these 5 pair of underwear are for the trip and these 37 pair are in case I'm stranded on a desert island
April 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
*packing for a trip* these 5 pair of underwear are for the trip and these 37 pair are in case I'm stranded on a desert island
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Since Labour took office, 30,000 more children have been pushed into poverty by the two-child benefit cap.
That’s 109 kids every single day.
The Labour whip was taken from me for voting to scrap it.
I’d do it again — no child should grow up in poverty to satisfy a spreadsheet.
That’s 109 kids every single day.
The Labour whip was taken from me for voting to scrap it.
I’d do it again — no child should grow up in poverty to satisfy a spreadsheet.
April 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Since Labour took office, 30,000 more children have been pushed into poverty by the two-child benefit cap.
That’s 109 kids every single day.
The Labour whip was taken from me for voting to scrap it.
I’d do it again — no child should grow up in poverty to satisfy a spreadsheet.
That’s 109 kids every single day.
The Labour whip was taken from me for voting to scrap it.
I’d do it again — no child should grow up in poverty to satisfy a spreadsheet.
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It would be hilarious if they found the ‘final’ missing Lord of the Rings novel and it revealed that the rest of the story was just preamble for Tolkien’s chicken chasseur recipe.
March 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It would be hilarious if they found the ‘final’ missing Lord of the Rings novel and it revealed that the rest of the story was just preamble for Tolkien’s chicken chasseur recipe.
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Aliens arrive at Earth after traveling for decades, eager to outfit their vehicles with the fine wood grain paneling they saw in 70s TV broadcasts.
March 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Aliens arrive at Earth after traveling for decades, eager to outfit their vehicles with the fine wood grain paneling they saw in 70s TV broadcasts.
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I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye. It involves horses.
March 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye. It involves horses.
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Stop the world, I want to get off…like, sexually
March 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Stop the world, I want to get off…like, sexually
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Watching Joffrey and Reek trying to bully Jon Snow was quite a thing.
February 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Watching Joffrey and Reek trying to bully Jon Snow was quite a thing.