Megan K McG
@mkmcg15.bsky.social
Lawyer & teacher in Chicago (#GoCubsGo, LUCLaw, GoIrish ☘️) who grew up in NorCal (#FTTB, #LightTheBeam) Huzzah!
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On a badly needed lighter note… down at the City Hall #ChiBudget2026 alter-alder alternative budget press conference they used a defunct 41 year old City X-Ray machine as a podium.
Literally probably bought during heated City Hall battles of original Council Wars. #twill
Literally probably bought during heated City Hall battles of original Council Wars. #twill
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
On a badly needed lighter note… down at the City Hall #ChiBudget2026 alter-alder alternative budget press conference they used a defunct 41 year old City X-Ray machine as a podium.
Literally probably bought during heated City Hall battles of original Council Wars. #twill
Literally probably bought during heated City Hall battles of original Council Wars. #twill
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
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Meanwhile the Niners just keep doin thangs
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Meanwhile the Niners just keep doin thangs
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Signaling their bold new commitment to AI, Purdue is changing its mascot from the Boilermakers to the Bullshitters.
It’s been fun while it lasted: “Purdue University will begin requiring that all of its undergraduate students demonstrate basic competency in artificial intelligence starting with freshmen who enter the university in 2026.”
www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
Purdue University Approves New AI Requirement For All Undergrads
Purdue University will begin requiring that all of its undergraduate students meet an AI competency requirement starting with freshmen who enter the university in 2026.
www.forbes.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Signaling their bold new commitment to AI, Purdue is changing its mascot from the Boilermakers to the Bullshitters.
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Listen, ending your elite Reverse Uno with, “I’m praying for him,” is cold as ice.
BARTIROMO: Have you considered switching parties?
CUELLAR: Look, I'm a Democrat
BARTIROMO: Okay, but Trump is out with a new Truth Social saying saying, "next time, no more Mr Nice Guy"
CUELLAR: I was at church this morning praying for the president
CUELLAR: Look, I'm a Democrat
BARTIROMO: Okay, but Trump is out with a new Truth Social saying saying, "next time, no more Mr Nice Guy"
CUELLAR: I was at church this morning praying for the president
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Listen, ending your elite Reverse Uno with, “I’m praying for him,” is cold as ice.
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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"The whole place is covered in fingerprints." #NationalCookieDay
Are You Baking Cookies with Children or Starring in a Gritty Crime Procedural?
1. Every single surface of the room is sticky and coated with a fine, white powder. 2. You’ve shouted, “Don’t touch that! Bag that up right now! Ba...
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December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"The whole place is covered in fingerprints." #NationalCookieDay
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"Do you stand by that claim of calling Tim Walz retarded?" | Trump vs Tim Walz, Ilhan Omar & Somalia From Air Force One"
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Do you stand by that claim of calling Tim Walz retarded?" | Trump vs Tim Walz, Ilhan Omar & Somalia From Air Force One"
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Who is/what was Mr. Fantasy in the Macy’s parade?
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Who is/what was Mr. Fantasy in the Macy’s parade?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene went from being chummy with Trump to not serving out her full term. Could Zohran Mamdani be next?
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene went from being chummy with Trump to not serving out her full term. Could Zohran Mamdani be next?
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“He was the mouse and the architect of his maze. The giver of his pleasure and torment.”
Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?
“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal w...
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November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“He was the mouse and the architect of his maze. The giver of his pleasure and torment.”
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Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
“She lost her job and parted ways with Lizza. And this might have all been memory-holed into the bin of minor Washington scandals, except that, like moths to a flaming porta-potty, they both reappeared this week, each with their own literary account of the events.”
Column | The dueling narratives of Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza
Olivia Nuzzi’s relationship with RFK Jr. is detailed in her book, American Canto. Ex-fiance Ryan Lizza now alleges she also had an affair with Mark Sanford.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
“She lost her job and parted ways with Lizza. And this might have all been memory-holed into the bin of minor Washington scandals, except that, like moths to a flaming porta-potty, they both reappeared this week, each with their own literary account of the events.”
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Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
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CNN reports that Trump has decided whether to further betray everything he promised voters in 2024 by entering his *second* entirely elective foreign war, this time with Venezuela, which is no threat to America whatsoever:
www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/p...
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
CNN reports that Trump has decided whether to further betray everything he promised voters in 2024 by entering his *second* entirely elective foreign war, this time with Venezuela, which is no threat to America whatsoever:
www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/p...
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Just had some MRIs, no I don’t remember how many or why but I do know it went better than any other MRI in history from a standpoint of medical
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just had some MRIs, no I don’t remember how many or why but I do know it went better than any other MRI in history from a standpoint of medical
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It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
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Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
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SNAP embarrassed him. So now he's against SNAP. SNAP is now the James Comey of government assistance programs.
President Trump criticized the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) during a Fox News interview tonight, saying people "get it automatically now so the number is many times what it should be, it's disgraceful."
Trump says "we can reform" SNAP
"SNAP is supposed to be if you are down and out," Trump said on Fox News this evening.
www.axios.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
SNAP embarrassed him. So now he's against SNAP. SNAP is now the James Comey of government assistance programs.
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When Bovino and his gangsters produce a single spent slug or shell casing recovered at the alleged scene with third-party witnesses to said recovery, I'll withhold an initial judgment that this is utter fabricated horseshit.
Ogden and 26th Street at 11:30 a.m. today. Federal authorities claimed someone shot at their agents in Little Village this morning. They spent the next several hours circling the neighborhood, deploying chemical crowd controls and arresting people.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
When Bovino and his gangsters produce a single spent slug or shell casing recovered at the alleged scene with third-party witnesses to said recovery, I'll withhold an initial judgment that this is utter fabricated horseshit.
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
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“End the filibuster and just put everybody back to work.” Trump takes questions from the Oval.
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“End the filibuster and just put everybody back to work.” Trump takes questions from the Oval.
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I hope the people who dig up our civilization take our satirical texts at face value like, “well it seems outlandish but it’s a contemporaneous account so it must be true”
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
theonion.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I hope the people who dig up our civilization take our satirical texts at face value like, “well it seems outlandish but it’s a contemporaneous account so it must be true”