mitch said
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They sashimi rolling, they hating
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 AM
They sashimi rolling, they hating
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this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
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Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
A 16yo’s journal in the files contains accounts of their abuse, written using magazine clippings and a basic cipher, and next to a clipping of Ivana Trump talking about trying to retain dignity in her divorce, the text reads “Does this lady know you can’t have any dignity if you’ve been with him?”
I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
A 16yo’s journal in the files contains accounts of their abuse, written using magazine clippings and a basic cipher, and next to a clipping of Ivana Trump talking about trying to retain dignity in her divorce, the text reads “Does this lady know you can’t have any dignity if you’ve been with him?”
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according to a pediatric ER doctor my wife follows on Instagram they have started to see children coming in sick because their parents are asking ChatGPT what the correct dosage is on over the counter medication instead of just looking at the instructions on the bottle
One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about.
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
February 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
according to a pediatric ER doctor my wife follows on Instagram they have started to see children coming in sick because their parents are asking ChatGPT what the correct dosage is on over the counter medication instead of just looking at the instructions on the bottle
Now that the Washington Post has stranded its journalists in faraway locations (including ones with no electricity) in order to appease an autocrat, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” retroactively reads as a threat
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Now that the Washington Post has stranded its journalists in faraway locations (including ones with no electricity) in order to appease an autocrat, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” retroactively reads as a threat
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Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Pretty funny that if Mejia (who openly calls the Israeli campaign in Gaza a genocide) ekes this out, it’ll be partially the result of a bungled AIPAC campaign against Malinowski (who said he “would not deny anything Israel needs to defend itself” but is open to the idea of conditioning aid)
INBOX: the Democratic National Committee is forced to delete a premature congratulatory message to former Rep. Tom Malinowski in the #NJ11 special election primary to succeed Gov. Mikie Sherrill this morning.
DSA member Analilia Mejia, running on abolishing ICE, took the lead late last night.
DSA member Analilia Mejia, running on abolishing ICE, took the lead late last night.
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Pretty funny that if Mejia (who openly calls the Israeli campaign in Gaza a genocide) ekes this out, it’ll be partially the result of a bungled AIPAC campaign against Malinowski (who said he “would not deny anything Israel needs to defend itself” but is open to the idea of conditioning aid)
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Bill Ackman's fund, Pershing Square, manages 18 billion dollars for wealthy clients, billions of it for the Harvard Endowment
Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Bill Ackman's fund, Pershing Square, manages 18 billion dollars for wealthy clients, billions of it for the Harvard Endowment
Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
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Every British law is like "we've banned ninja swords from being owned by ovulating immigrants" and every American law is like "we've subsidized human consumption of cattle-grade sorghum with a tax credit program of 50 billion dollars over 10 years"
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Every British law is like "we've banned ninja swords from being owned by ovulating immigrants" and every American law is like "we've subsidized human consumption of cattle-grade sorghum with a tax credit program of 50 billion dollars over 10 years"
Let’s not forget that David Duke was once a member of the Louisiana State House
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Let’s not forget that David Duke was once a member of the Louisiana State House
This would be more accurate if they called it America’s “white nationalist divide”
The Super Bowl halftime show, with Bad Bunny showcasing Latin music before a global television audience expected to top 100 million, will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star delivers an explicit political message.
The enthusiasm — and scorn — surrounding Bad Bunny’s star turn at the Super Bowl
The halftime show will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star makes an explicit message about Trump’s deportation drive.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
This would be more accurate if they called it America’s “white nationalist divide”
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they fired everybody who knows that Puerto Ricans are American
The Super Bowl halftime show, with Bad Bunny showcasing Latin music before a global television audience expected to top 100 million, will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star delivers an explicit political message.
The enthusiasm — and scorn — surrounding Bad Bunny’s star turn at the Super Bowl
The halftime show will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star makes an explicit message about Trump’s deportation drive.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
they fired everybody who knows that Puerto Ricans are American
I like how some people are objecting to mild adult humor in the new Muppets show when this was the title of the 1975 pilot
The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I like how some people are objecting to mild adult humor in the new Muppets show when this was the title of the 1975 pilot
“No seat at the table” seems like the wrong way to describe how Jeffrey Epstein and his close associates related to women
February 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
“No seat at the table” seems like the wrong way to describe how Jeffrey Epstein and his close associates related to women
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February 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
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Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...
Military Pressured to See ‘Melania’ Against Their Will
A military group has evidence of troops being ordered into theater—the movie theater.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...
At first I thought the president was just a racist but you’re telling me he’s also inattentive to detail?!
Have no fear, New York Times is ON IT.
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
At first I thought the president was just a racist but you’re telling me he’s also inattentive to detail?!
how do Great Replacement types contend with the 2024 election... "Democrats have been importing millions of illegals and 3rd world asylum seekers into the country to vote for them but then fumbling it by putting those voters off with left-wing cultural positions and mismanaged middle eastern wars"?
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
how do Great Replacement types contend with the 2024 election... "Democrats have been importing millions of illegals and 3rd world asylum seekers into the country to vote for them but then fumbling it by putting those voters off with left-wing cultural positions and mismanaged middle eastern wars"?
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This is the kind of gutter racist shit that you'd only see reposted by the worst white supremacists 10 years ago. Nobody with any meaningful power would have this associated with them. In 2026 the POTUS posts it. That's where we are. That said, it smells of desperation.
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 AM
This is the kind of gutter racist shit that you'd only see reposted by the worst white supremacists 10 years ago. Nobody with any meaningful power would have this associated with them. In 2026 the POTUS posts it. That's where we are. That said, it smells of desperation.
the final evolution was of course chatbots able to generate CSAM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 AM
the final evolution was of course chatbots able to generate CSAM
Zelig was a documentary
Epstein is like the evil Forrest Gump, somehow present and responsible for every terrible thing of the last twenty years.
what the fuck man
February 6, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Zelig was a documentary