Mr. Austin
@misteraustin.bsky.social
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Dare to Be Stupid
you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?
February 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Dare to Be Stupid
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extremely disappointed to learn that www.houseofcans.com is not an online repository of boob pics
House of Cans
www.houseofcans.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
extremely disappointed to learn that www.houseofcans.com is not an online repository of boob pics
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For the last time Courtney Love did NOT kill Kurt Cobain!! It was Lee Harvey Oswald again
June 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
For the last time Courtney Love did NOT kill Kurt Cobain!! It was Lee Harvey Oswald again
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the freaks and perverts in your life are worth far more than most people realize
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
the freaks and perverts in your life are worth far more than most people realize
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Larry Cohen directing the heck out of his ace thriller, THE AMBULANCE (1990).
February 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Larry Cohen directing the heck out of his ace thriller, THE AMBULANCE (1990).
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Going absolutely ham on the dvd selection in the Mr Skin Closet
Witchwatch 2026 continues with Witchcraft 666: The Devil's Mistress (1994)
Troma claims it contains "the most skin per minute" of the entire series
and I believe them, because the movie appears to have been endorsed by Mr Skin
this better live up to the hype
Troma claims it contains "the most skin per minute" of the entire series
and I believe them, because the movie appears to have been endorsed by Mr Skin
this better live up to the hype
February 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Going absolutely ham on the dvd selection in the Mr Skin Closet
Witchwatch 2026 continues with Witchcraft 666: The Devil's Mistress (1994)
Troma claims it contains "the most skin per minute" of the entire series
and I believe them, because the movie appears to have been endorsed by Mr Skin
this better live up to the hype
Troma claims it contains "the most skin per minute" of the entire series
and I believe them, because the movie appears to have been endorsed by Mr Skin
this better live up to the hype
February 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Witchwatch 2026 continues with Witchcraft 666: The Devil's Mistress (1994)
Troma claims it contains "the most skin per minute" of the entire series
and I believe them, because the movie appears to have been endorsed by Mr Skin
this better live up to the hype
Troma claims it contains "the most skin per minute" of the entire series
and I believe them, because the movie appears to have been endorsed by Mr Skin
this better live up to the hype
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And when you go bimbofy a nerd, keep her glasses on, that's very, very important!
February 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
And when you go bimbofy a nerd, keep her glasses on, that's very, very important!
well that sure was fun. a big step up from QFG III
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
well that sure was fun. a big step up from QFG III
toasted sesame seed bagel, peanut butter, banana slices, chocolate chips
ooh yeah
ooh yeah
February 17, 2026 at 1:47 PM
toasted sesame seed bagel, peanut butter, banana slices, chocolate chips
ooh yeah
ooh yeah
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Quest for Glory II: Trial by Fire (1990)
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Quest for Glory II: Trial by Fire (1990)
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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the computer is cool its the parasites running the industries that are fucking things up
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
the computer is cool its the parasites running the industries that are fucking things up
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hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
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We’ve never come close to bettering this technology
February 17, 2026 at 1:40 AM
We’ve never come close to bettering this technology
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I like when Ozzy calls Aleister Crowley “Mr. Alarming”
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I like when Ozzy calls Aleister Crowley “Mr. Alarming”
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February 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I've softened on the Tony Martin era of Black Sabbath. guess you're never too old to grow up 💜
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I've softened on the Tony Martin era of Black Sabbath. guess you're never too old to grow up 💜
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…and turn it up
February 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
…and turn it up
library wants it back.. I better haul ass and finish it soon. not leaving this one half-finished
my son borrowed some Stephen King books from the library. I'm gonna read The Mist before he gets around to it
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
library wants it back.. I better haul ass and finish it soon. not leaving this one half-finished
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Walking past all the $15/lb beef to grab a tofu brick for $2
a cartoon of donald duck holding a bunch of money and pointing
Alt: donald duck counting money
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Walking past all the $15/lb beef to grab a tofu brick for $2