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Mr. Austin
@misteraustin.bsky.social
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Just some guy
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misteraustin.bsky.social
move over boys, it's Mann time!
poster for Thief (1981) showing a guy in goggles and a whole lot of sparks. tagline is "Tonight his take-home pay is $410,000.... tax free." sounds like a good deal. sign me up!
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Reddit post from r/VHS that reads "My boss collects only these Jurassic Park tapes." and it's a photo of a home bar, fully stocked with Jurassic Park VHS tapes
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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two guys having beers outside cabin. one guy says "But the second I'm done smashing, I'm like," [Continued] "hey yo, all this stuff about blowing up the moon and shit," [Continued] "are you out of your fucking mind?"
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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nothing special happening up here today, so I'm watching Slashlorette Party (2020)
poster-style cover image for Slashlorette Party, complete with creases to mimic poster folds. it's got a bunch of ladies (including a scantily-clad bride-to-be), a guy with a knife and a mask, and Ginger Lynn Allen looking straight at you
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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@l33thr.bsky.social these fools got it wrong
football field, one side's team is "XXX" the other is "OOO" same field, but "XXX" has been replaced by "KISSES" and "OOO" is fading away, being replaced by "HUGS"
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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go team!
A computer image of a football field, one team is represented as "KISSES" and the other as "HUGS"
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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nw. no idea if this is supposed to be good or not. guess I'll see!
poster for Vanilla Sky (2001), starring Tom Cruise (you can tell because the entire poster is just Tom Cruise in front of a sky). tagline is "Love Hate Dreams Life Work Play Friendship Sex"
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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a 1979 track called "Insufficient Data" is probably awesome. wish we could hear it :(
snippet from the Wikipedia entry for the KISS album Dynasty, which reads: "Ace Frehley recorded and submitted a five-track demo with "Hard Times", "Save Your Love", a cover of "2000 Man", "Backstage Pass" and "Insufficient Data". Three of the songs are on Dynasty, while the last two remain unreleased."
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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getting off work, wiping the sweat off my brow, settling into my chair, and getting back to what really matters in life: sharing my Last Four Friday screenshot
screenshot of my Letterboxd recent activity showing: Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park: 1.5 stars Video Violence: 4 stars Girl, Interrupted: 3 stars Home Alone 2: 3 stars
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
misteraustin.bsky.social
now starting:
VHS cover for KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978), with Gene and Peter on the cover - an unlikely pairing if you ask me. tagline: "This dynamic rock group makes their film debut battling a demented genius inventor!"
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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short version:

a complete loss

and another complete loss

good thing I'm in it for the love of the game 😎
$2 Flaming 7s lotto scratch ticket, completely scratched off revealing a total of zero winnings $5 Bingo Extra scratch-off from the fine folks at the Atlantic Lottery Commission, completely scratched off to reveal eight losing cards
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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three things (among many) I really like about this movie:

* the people making and watching snuff films all look like aggressively ordinary
* no explanation given for why there's a town full of snuff enthusiasts, they're all just fans of it
* one of the snuff films has title cards
screenshot from Video Violence (1987) showing the first title card for one of the in-movie snuff films. it reads "Little Zach Productions"
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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goods acquired. will report back later 🫡
$5 Bingo Extra lotto scratcher and a $2 Flaming 7s scratch ticket. gonna have myself a brief but enjoyable blast later
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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okay not only have I seen this, but I think it's the movie I was trying to track down when I was looking up snuff films a little while ago. so that's neat
a post of mine from a month ago: "nw because I saw it on a list of movies about snuff films" and it's the movie Vacancy
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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nw Video Violence (1987) and I cannot for the life of me remember if I've seen this before
DVD cover for Video Violence from Camp Motion Pictures, part of their Retro 80s Horror Collection apparently. cover art is a bloodied hand putting a video cassette into a very complex player - looks like something that would've been for video production instead of home use. taglines are: "Could this happen at your video store?" and "...When renting is not enough!!"
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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going to the store later, what should I get?
$10 Crossword Supreme lotto scratcher $2 Flaming 7s scratch-off $5 Bingo Extra scratch ticket
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
misteraustin.bsky.social
the dad in Home Alone 5 looks like what if Henry Rollins was a nerd
screencap from Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012) showing a teenage girl reclining on her bed, while her dad looking like a nerdy Henry Rollins is singing into a mic
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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movie time
poster for Girl, Interrupted (1999) with the tagline "Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy" and boy is that true
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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continuing my exploration of (the other) Paul Anderson's cinematic works
poster for Resident Evil (2002) directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, tagline is "survive the horror"
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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still from Leprechaun Returns where one of the characters says "Werner Hertzcock would be proud."
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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nw
cover image for Leprechaun Returns (2018) showing a leprechaun not played by Warwick Davis holding a gold coin, in the background appears to he a frat or sorority house
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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still from the in-movie tv show Debbie Does Demons with the phone number 1-900-69-DEMON
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Bush's Baked Beans guy meme but I edited it so he's saying "I;m thinking about thos Tits"
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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after seeing her star-making turn in Murdercise, I decided to watch another movie with Jessa Flux
cover art for Debbie Does Demons (2022), depicting a demon Jessa Flux with boobs almost completely out, and a purple haired lady
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
misteraustin.bsky.social
time for Screamtime (1983)
cover art for Screamtime, showing a woman in bed getting groped by a skeleton and menaced by assorted other evils taglines are: "The newest thing in nightmares!' and "Don't believe the rumours about all the dead bodies... they're the people who fainted watching!"
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM