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The Dorking chicken wants to know Where’s your fucking poppy
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The Dorking chicken wants to know Where’s your fucking poppy
Reposted by Michael Bushell
Guy Fawkes' signature before & after saying on Bluesky that he lets his cat go outside
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Guy Fawkes' signature before & after saying on Bluesky that he lets his cat go outside
Reposted by Michael Bushell
welcome to Yamaha. do you want a piano or a motorcycle?
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
welcome to Yamaha. do you want a piano or a motorcycle?
Scheduling twelve phases is actually making me laugh now.
What a complete nonsense.
What a complete nonsense.
Strasbourg sold out in 10 minutes in phase 1. How on earth did 700 tickets go before it went to phase 1?? Something isn’t right there.
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Scheduling twelve phases is actually making me laugh now.
What a complete nonsense.
What a complete nonsense.
I've got 10k
I'm not getting a ticket, am I?
Do we really have 1,500 people on 11k+?!?
I'm not getting a ticket, am I?
Do we really have 1,500 people on 11k+?!?
Strasbourg sold out in 10 minutes in phase 1. How on earth did 700 tickets go before it went to phase 1?? Something isn’t right there.
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I've got 10k
I'm not getting a ticket, am I?
Do we really have 1,500 people on 11k+?!?
I'm not getting a ticket, am I?
Do we really have 1,500 people on 11k+?!?
Money in the account = VAT bill incoming
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Money in the account = VAT bill incoming
John Lewis has watched Aftersun recently too, huh?
November 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
John Lewis has watched Aftersun recently too, huh?
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Trick or Treaters don’t like it when you offer them a healthier alternative to sweets, like an old wardrobe I want rid of.
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Trick or Treaters don’t like it when you offer them a healthier alternative to sweets, like an old wardrobe I want rid of.
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Exiting news for the next series of I'm A Celebrity then
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Exiting news for the next series of I'm A Celebrity then
*checks diary*
Thursday = burger night.
Homemade chips, homemade guacamole and a heap of salad and pickles.
And dirty burger cheese, obvs.
Thursday = burger night.
Homemade chips, homemade guacamole and a heap of salad and pickles.
And dirty burger cheese, obvs.
Right then.
Off to make Sausage, Sweet Potato Mash, and Beans. 👍
You?
Off to make Sausage, Sweet Potato Mash, and Beans. 👍
You?
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
*checks diary*
Thursday = burger night.
Homemade chips, homemade guacamole and a heap of salad and pickles.
And dirty burger cheese, obvs.
Thursday = burger night.
Homemade chips, homemade guacamole and a heap of salad and pickles.
And dirty burger cheese, obvs.
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Kemi Badenoch is absolutely right about this.
At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Kemi Badenoch is absolutely right about this.
At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
This FB post/share from a pal has absolutely infected my head.
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This FB post/share from a pal has absolutely infected my head.
Just read Katie Lam's Wiki entry.
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just read Katie Lam's Wiki entry.
As the girl stuck in the window trying to recover her own discarded faeces
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
As the girl stuck in the window trying to recover her own discarded faeces
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[high school]
me: trigonometry is stupid i’ll never need it in real life
[now]
cute girl: so what’s your sign
me: oh no
me: trigonometry is stupid i’ll never need it in real life
[now]
cute girl: so what’s your sign
me: oh no
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
[high school]
me: trigonometry is stupid i’ll never need it in real life
[now]
cute girl: so what’s your sign
me: oh no
me: trigonometry is stupid i’ll never need it in real life
[now]
cute girl: so what’s your sign
me: oh no
This.
Fuck right off and come back to me when the CEO of [big co] is happy to hold his own salary payment back for a fortnight so he can make payroll because that invoice that makes up 25%of their income for the month hasn't been paid yet.
Put off paying your bills for the sake of the economy.
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This.
Oh aye?
"The case of the British Basic Slag Agreement [1963] 2 All ER807 was under S6 Restrictive Trade Practices Act 1956. However, because the legislation did not define what an ‘arrangement’ was, the court was concerned with what was an arrangement in everyday language"
"The case of the British Basic Slag Agreement [1963] 2 All ER807 was under S6 Restrictive Trade Practices Act 1956. However, because the legislation did not define what an ‘arrangement’ was, the court was concerned with what was an arrangement in everyday language"
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Oh aye?
"The case of the British Basic Slag Agreement [1963] 2 All ER807 was under S6 Restrictive Trade Practices Act 1956. However, because the legislation did not define what an ‘arrangement’ was, the court was concerned with what was an arrangement in everyday language"
"The case of the British Basic Slag Agreement [1963] 2 All ER807 was under S6 Restrictive Trade Practices Act 1956. However, because the legislation did not define what an ‘arrangement’ was, the court was concerned with what was an arrangement in everyday language"
Genuinely pleased that it's kale season again
October 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Genuinely pleased that it's kale season again
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Like Jenrick populated the away end at Villa Park.
What a twat.
What a twat.
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Like Jenrick populated the away end at Villa Park.
What a twat.
What a twat.
Bloody
Hell
Hell
October 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Bloody
Hell
Hell
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As an asthmatic who's lived on the Zone 1/2 boundary for 17 years, the difference is palpable. The only time London's air has felt any cleaner was during lockdown.
I remember, many years ago now (with ny transport strategist hat on) being asked in a BBC interview if Crossrail would be Khan's biggest legacy. The thing that had the biggest impact on London.
I said:
"No. It'll be ULEZ."
(The low emissions zone)
I said:
"No. It'll be ULEZ."
(The low emissions zone)
October 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
As an asthmatic who's lived on the Zone 1/2 boundary for 17 years, the difference is palpable. The only time London's air has felt any cleaner was during lockdown.
"He said the team had played a game against Turkish opposition recently without incident..........
.........though that game was moved to Hungary and played without any fans in the stands."
lolz
.........though that game was moved to Hungary and played without any fans in the stands."
lolz
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"He said the team had played a game against Turkish opposition recently without incident..........
.........though that game was moved to Hungary and played without any fans in the stands."
lolz
.........though that game was moved to Hungary and played without any fans in the stands."
lolz
*spits tea*
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
*spits tea*