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Headbangers for Pritzker
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Metalheads for the Big Man himself. No false metal, no ketchup on hot dogs.
"Despite living in the birthplace of slam metal, Zohran Mamdani has yet to acknowledge the role that New York bands like Internal Bleeding had to play in the modern metal scene. This level of anti-death-metal radicalism--"
thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires
July 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
zohran mamdani do u like bolt thrower
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Next guy to make a gimmick account should go with ILGOP For Pritzker. That'll explode some heads, I tell ya.
Fearing our bold political vision, they dare not speak of us
May 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In 1985, a rogue team of scientists set out to teach a tonsil stone to talk.

40 years later, and he's still here.
Stephen Miller on Gov. J.B. Pritzker calling for mass protests:

“His comments…could be construed as inciting violence…This war that Democrat governors and mayors are waging against federal law enforcement. I mean, this is nullificationist behavior. This is secessionist behavior.”
April 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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attorneys with one of the state's largest public defense law firms are based as hell it turns out

only an idiot would consider it a scandal for public defenders to say "fuck the police"
April 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
People have (rightfully) been giving Durbin a lot of shit over the past few months, but I'm glad that he made the right choice here.
The decision of whether to run for re-election has not been easy. I truly love the job of being a United States Senator.

But in my heart, I know it’s time to pass the torch.

So, I am announcing today that I will not be seeking re-election at the end of my term.
April 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gonna eat a half-pound of cheese just to spite this jagoff.
Now it's your fault if you get sick?
Dr. Oz: 'It's your patriotic duty to take care of yourself. Healthy people don't consume healthcare resources.'
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I've been on DeviantArt, LiveJournal and Tumblr, and I can assure you, autistic kids write SO MUCH poetry.
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Awfully complacent for somebody in primarying range.
How Durbin plans to decide on another term:

"Whether I'm still physically able, mentally able to deal with the issues. This press conference is an indication that I still have my wits about me. And when it comes to the physical side of it, up and moving around, taking nourishment."
New FEC filing shows that #ILSen Dick Durbin, who still hasn't confirmed whether he'll seek reelection next year, raised less than $43,000 in the first quarter of the year docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/form...
April 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Again: Blue states should be authorizing huge funds basically just to catch and retain all the talent bleeding out of the federal gvt
Im more familiar with the canadian context, but building up tech expertise in the govt like this takes decades and is almost impossible to rebuild from scratch
“They’re not really using AI, they’re not really driving efficiency. What they’re doing is smashing everything,” the former official said.

www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
April 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you ever hear these word leaving your mouth, that's a sign that you should probably quit your job.
Bookmarking this
April 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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it should be lower than this, no one should travel to america for safety reasons. bankrupt us! destroy our tourism industry
American is cooked. Nobody even wants to vacation here anymore because they know they can get shipped to a gulag on a whim.
April 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Happy tax day! Hard to celebrate much these days, but let’s hear it for the income tax, which replaced tariff revenue, simultaneously reducing inequality and boosting growth. One of the greatest policy changes in US history, may we see another such change in the near future.
April 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:
April 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Trump wants to send citizens merely accused of crimes to foreign prisons where he can claim the U.S. has no jurisdiction to bring you back, even after the judiciary orders it. Once that happens even a single time, nothing will stop ICE from doing the same thing to you that they did to Abrego Garcia
Holy shit. Video posted by President Bukele’s team on X shows the moments before his press conference with Trump in which Trump tells him: “We want to do homegrown criminals next. You gotta build about five more places.”

(h/t @titonka.bsky.social @michelekelemen.bsky.social)
April 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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this is the moment trump declared to every court in the country that the constitutional crisis is already upon us, and i'm not sure that goes the way he expects.
Here's Trump saying to Bukele that "homegrown criminals are next" and talking about how El Salvador will need to build "about five more places."
April 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Play peek-a-boo all you want, Gretchen, you're still out of the Great Lakes Alliance. We're giving Wisconsin the UP now.
this is quite the photo and caption www.nytimes.com/2025/04/12/u...
April 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you wanted to embarrass yourself, you could have just violently soiled yourself in public. At least that doesn't disenfranchise millions of Americans.
🧵 There are a lot of misleading claims out there about the SAVE Act. Let me set the record straight: I voted for the SAVE Act for the simple reason that American elections are for Americans. Requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote is common sense.
April 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If you want a nice little relaxation exercise, I find that closing your eyes, taking a deep breath, and imagining this guy screaming for help and sobbing as he drowns in a massive vat of pig shit helps.
April 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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JB Pritzker if you can hear us, please JB Pritzker, please save me. Please save me JB Pritzker
April 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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i will admit that these guys are doing a great job chipping away at my empathy but they are not going to like the direction that’s headed
Sending people to gulags is performing gender
April 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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In an alternate universe, President Kamala Harris is holding an event for entrepreneurs who have started businesses in underserved districts. The media is intent of making a controversy out of Vice President Walz suit choice on a recent visit to Norway. The S&P just hit 7,000.
April 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM