Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
banner
mermullet.bsky.social
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
@mermullet.bsky.social
Local Man Ruins Everything
Every TNA storyline for the first 10 years
Virgo: Sometimes you are your own worst enemy. Not today though. Today it is Jeff.
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
August 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
July 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
I have a lot of respect for tomatoes but they don't belong on a sandwich of any kind. But you can't say that in today's society
June 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
Congressional Dems badly missing the moment right now. They are currently holding a press conference to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Chex Quest - a great game to be sure, but weeks late and hardly the biggest priority right now.
January 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You love to see it.
January 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
No one who hasn't shared or donated to this gofundme is allowed to talk about Disco Elysium ever again.

I know! I'm poor too. I don't always eat either.

A single dollar. One currency.
January 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
Reskeet if you think we should exterminate all crackers
If your family started doing this at Thanksgiving dinner, what would you do? 😳
November 29, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
gotta be honest, i feel like being friends with Goku would be exhausting. happy to watch him from afar, contribute to the Spirit Bombs, etc.
August 11, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
linda yaccarino is about to post something like "when it's too hot in summer, ice water is great!"
June 26, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
As you can see, the rise in profanity on Taylor Swift albums (left) is having the unusual effect of causing a dramatic rise in installed solar power capacity.
April 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
The new Avengers line up is wild.
we felt that bad boy earthquake up here in massachusetts! the devistation!!!!
April 5, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
I represent the creature known to you as Gollum. Per the agreed-upon rules, you did not win the game of riddles, as “What have I got in my pocket?” is not a “riddle” under any common definition of that term. My client demands (i) to eat you, (ii) the return of his Precious, and (
July 15, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Remember kids: Human Resources is there to protect the company, not you!

If you're serious about workplace protections for you and your pals, you've gotta unionize - fast.

Working as a team to make your workplace better is way past cool!
February 6, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
Evergreen life lesson: Don’t trust anybody with a goatee other than Stone Cold Steve Austin. Also don’t trust Stone Cold Steve Austin.
January 2, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
January 21, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Earnest in the camp, Earnest in the jail
January 1, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
holy shit Pagliacci died
December 31, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by Dr. Robotnik's Mean Breen Machine
Want to get a Litter Robot just so I can tell the cats they have to get into it or one of their siblings will have to
December 16, 2023 at 6:07 AM
"Are you a bottom or a top?"
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
“are you a bottom or a top” I am the shadow in your room, the movement in the corner of your eye, the flicker in the static, the bleeding of reality into your head, the blank wall, the empty heart, the eyes the brain the hands, the bleeding the bleeding the bleeding the bleeding the bleeding the bl
“are you a bottom or a top” I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I’ve left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! With the power of these emeralds, I am going to destroy this damn planet!
December 15, 2023 at 2:43 PM
This is the phone I skeet from
December 9, 2023 at 6:32 AM