Hermit Wife
@merlavender.bsky.social
Married to isolation. Socialist scum. AroAce She/Her. 3 TBIs in a trenchcoat. We do not platform terfs or nazis, period. Nobody is illegal on stolen land. Believe Black Women. Birds.
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Nice one, Spidey.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nice one, Spidey.
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Elk swimming in a flooded football field in Snoqualmie, Washington
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Elk swimming in a flooded football field in Snoqualmie, Washington
Friday dumbshit weather report: the rain has ceased in much of the PNW for now, maybe you get a lil drizzle, but shit's still fucked roadwise. Pls be aware of road/hazard workers. Stay home unless you gotta.
Happy Friday, birdies. It's like a week... then the days are gonna get longer again.
Happy Friday, birdies. It's like a week... then the days are gonna get longer again.
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Friday dumbshit weather report: the rain has ceased in much of the PNW for now, maybe you get a lil drizzle, but shit's still fucked roadwise. Pls be aware of road/hazard workers. Stay home unless you gotta.
Happy Friday, birdies. It's like a week... then the days are gonna get longer again.
Happy Friday, birdies. It's like a week... then the days are gonna get longer again.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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it is at this point i would like to remind everyone that the council of angels from The Good Place is based on the democratic party.
gotta make a committee to decide about a council to determine the eventual course of action in 600 years
gotta make a committee to decide about a council to determine the eventual course of action in 600 years
![Michael Schur:
It's not a mistake that they're all dressed like hikers from Oregon. That's the most overtly political that we've gotten and it's just a straight-up frustration over what I see from Democrats in Congress and other local governments where it's like, 'We're not just going to be reasonable, we're going to overcompensate and just concede a bunch of stuff! That's not being reasonable. Conceding all the things that you care about and that you want [to] fight for unilaterally is not being reasonable, it's being stupid. It's betraying your own value system and it drives me nuts. There's this weird impulse that progressives have sometimes of 'let's be not just reasonable but overly solicitous of the other side. And even when they're very obviously acting in bad faith, let's go along with it because that puts us on some sort of moral high ground! And it doesn't work that way. It's a one-way street. So the Good Place Committee is just my personal frustration with that aspect of progressivism.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vamivfvoqgb2u42goud7vnqh/bafkreidtqk5c6nn54gyu3tpts73unev6uy5hinj2yhrpxxuiqjlumyalxe@jpeg)
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
it is at this point i would like to remind everyone that the council of angels from The Good Place is based on the democratic party.
gotta make a committee to decide about a council to determine the eventual course of action in 600 years
gotta make a committee to decide about a council to determine the eventual course of action in 600 years
In what universe is there not a dearth of evidence available, Lieu?
This is the vice chair of the Democrat caucus straight up saying that even if Dems win the midterms, they might not impeach Trump.
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In what universe is there not a dearth of evidence available, Lieu?
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Oh hello friend I thought you all had left for Mexico girl did u know it's December?
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh hello friend I thought you all had left for Mexico girl did u know it's December?
The pumpkin patches are flooded and many hundreds & thousands of pumpkins are rising to the top, leading to major drainage problems downstream
I saw the skycam footage and its immense
I mean I saw the other footage of floodwaters that were 90% trees 10% diarrhea water but expected that.
I saw the skycam footage and its immense
I mean I saw the other footage of floodwaters that were 90% trees 10% diarrhea water but expected that.
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The pumpkin patches are flooded and many hundreds & thousands of pumpkins are rising to the top, leading to major drainage problems downstream
I saw the skycam footage and its immense
I mean I saw the other footage of floodwaters that were 90% trees 10% diarrhea water but expected that.
I saw the skycam footage and its immense
I mean I saw the other footage of floodwaters that were 90% trees 10% diarrhea water but expected that.
Fucking fuckface Android "gotta make it more like Apple IOS" most recent fuckass adds 3 extra swipes per desired action piece of shit update
I delayed it for so long and now that I'm finally up to date, phone is both slower and takes extra swipes for everything, love that. So good.
I delayed it for so long and now that I'm finally up to date, phone is both slower and takes extra swipes for everything, love that. So good.
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Fucking fuckface Android "gotta make it more like Apple IOS" most recent fuckass adds 3 extra swipes per desired action piece of shit update
I delayed it for so long and now that I'm finally up to date, phone is both slower and takes extra swipes for everything, love that. So good.
I delayed it for so long and now that I'm finally up to date, phone is both slower and takes extra swipes for everything, love that. So good.
Tag me in for an elbow drop
I don't feel pain when I'm angry!
I don't feel pain when I'm angry!
Heart to like autism.
Repost to fight for autistic people.
Repost to fight for autistic people.
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Tag me in for an elbow drop
I don't feel pain when I'm angry!
I don't feel pain when I'm angry!
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#WAWX
#RoadClosures
How to check if roads are closed in your area #Atmospheric river pummels #Western #Washington
Check roads #Flood in your county on King 5 web page~
#King #Lewis #Pierce #Skagit #Snohomish #Thurston
#Whatcom
www.king5.com/article/weat...
#RoadClosures
How to check if roads are closed in your area #Atmospheric river pummels #Western #Washington
Check roads #Flood in your county on King 5 web page~
#King #Lewis #Pierce #Skagit #Snohomish #Thurston
#Whatcom
www.king5.com/article/weat...
How to check if roads are closed in your area | Atmospheric river pummels western Washington
Heavy rainfall from a strong atmospheric river is causing significant flooding in the Pacific Northwest. Stay updated with local road closures.
www.king5.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
#WAWX
#RoadClosures
How to check if roads are closed in your area #Atmospheric river pummels #Western #Washington
Check roads #Flood in your county on King 5 web page~
#King #Lewis #Pierce #Skagit #Snohomish #Thurston
#Whatcom
www.king5.com/article/weat...
#RoadClosures
How to check if roads are closed in your area #Atmospheric river pummels #Western #Washington
Check roads #Flood in your county on King 5 web page~
#King #Lewis #Pierce #Skagit #Snohomish #Thurston
#Whatcom
www.king5.com/article/weat...
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Snoqualmie Falls, Washington
📸 KIRO7
📸 KIRO7
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Snoqualmie Falls, Washington
📸 KIRO7
📸 KIRO7
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
I was having existential crisises but the weather up here has been very dramatic, so I've been focusing on that instead.
How is now the only time I've ever heard 'Atmospheric River' my whole life?
Anyway 24 gravity-bound ground rivers are flooding right now. I'm safe but yikes #PNW
How is now the only time I've ever heard 'Atmospheric River' my whole life?
Anyway 24 gravity-bound ground rivers are flooding right now. I'm safe but yikes #PNW
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I was having existential crisises but the weather up here has been very dramatic, so I've been focusing on that instead.
How is now the only time I've ever heard 'Atmospheric River' my whole life?
Anyway 24 gravity-bound ground rivers are flooding right now. I'm safe but yikes #PNW
How is now the only time I've ever heard 'Atmospheric River' my whole life?
Anyway 24 gravity-bound ground rivers are flooding right now. I'm safe but yikes #PNW
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Notable pirate, thou salt-water thief!
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Notable pirate, thou salt-water thief!
Sitting & reflecting over the past year and missing everyone who didn't make it.
My heart is a raw feral place and the grief has made me so tired. I weep from emotional fatigue. We have to make joy & find joy to balance this out but kin I'm so tired.
My heart is a raw feral place and the grief has made me so tired. I weep from emotional fatigue. We have to make joy & find joy to balance this out but kin I'm so tired.
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sitting & reflecting over the past year and missing everyone who didn't make it.
My heart is a raw feral place and the grief has made me so tired. I weep from emotional fatigue. We have to make joy & find joy to balance this out but kin I'm so tired.
My heart is a raw feral place and the grief has made me so tired. I weep from emotional fatigue. We have to make joy & find joy to balance this out but kin I'm so tired.
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You ok babe? You've hardly touched your Kringle Bone Broth.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You ok babe? You've hardly touched your Kringle Bone Broth.
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the severed heads of Santas displayed as a warning to others who would spread yultide cheer
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
the severed heads of Santas displayed as a warning to others who would spread yultide cheer
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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But not at all surprising.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
But not at all surprising.
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I am legitimately not happy that MTG is getting death threats, and I also have to triage my concern and empathy these days so unfortunately there are a lot of people ahead of her in line and she helped put a lot of them there.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am legitimately not happy that MTG is getting death threats, and I also have to triage my concern and empathy these days so unfortunately there are a lot of people ahead of her in line and she helped put a lot of them there.
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Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.