Hermit Wife
@merlavender.bsky.social
Married to isolation. Socialist scum. AroAce She/Her. 3 TBIs in a trenchcoat. We do not platform terfs or nazis, period. Nobody is illegal on stolen land. Believe Black Women. Birds.
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You ok babe? You've hardly touched your Kringle Bone Broth.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You ok babe? You've hardly touched your Kringle Bone Broth.
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the severed heads of Santas displayed as a warning to others who would spread yultide cheer
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
the severed heads of Santas displayed as a warning to others who would spread yultide cheer
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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But not at all surprising.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
But not at all surprising.
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I am legitimately not happy that MTG is getting death threats, and I also have to triage my concern and empathy these days so unfortunately there are a lot of people ahead of her in line and she helped put a lot of them there.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am legitimately not happy that MTG is getting death threats, and I also have to triage my concern and empathy these days so unfortunately there are a lot of people ahead of her in line and she helped put a lot of them there.
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Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
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We're going to have to jam civilization and science down some people's throats.
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
We're going to have to jam civilization and science down some people's throats.
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
For the love of god don't have a baby right now if you can help it.
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
For the love of god don't have a baby right now if you can help it.
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Well I can't let Grover down
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Well I can't let Grover down
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And for #ArtAdventCalendar day 2, some fishing lures 😅 Variations on this design have trended on social media for a while. I used creme polishes for the bases, some with gradients, and topped them all with a sheer holographic magnetic polish. Then I added details using more creme polishes.
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And for #ArtAdventCalendar day 2, some fishing lures 😅 Variations on this design have trended on social media for a while. I used creme polishes for the bases, some with gradients, and topped them all with a sheer holographic magnetic polish. Then I added details using more creme polishes.
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This statue made me smile. I hope that by sharing it today it makes you smile too. #ArtAdventCalendar #PalacesAndGardens #UrbanGaze #EastCoastKin #Ireland
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This statue made me smile. I hope that by sharing it today it makes you smile too. #ArtAdventCalendar #PalacesAndGardens #UrbanGaze #EastCoastKin #Ireland
Simone Biles Owen's is posting her figure skating lessons on tiktok. Its happening everywhere! 💙
Sue Bird 🏀 of the wnba practicing her figure skating skills on the Kraken/Torrent ice?
I don't know what the female seattle sports explosion is going on, but I like it.
I don't know what the female seattle sports explosion is going on, but I like it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Simone Biles Owen's is posting her figure skating lessons on tiktok. Its happening everywhere! 💙
Sue Bird 🏀 of the wnba practicing her figure skating skills on the Kraken/Torrent ice?
I don't know what the female seattle sports explosion is going on, but I like it.
I don't know what the female seattle sports explosion is going on, but I like it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Sue Bird 🏀 of the wnba practicing her figure skating skills on the Kraken/Torrent ice?
I don't know what the female seattle sports explosion is going on, but I like it.
I don't know what the female seattle sports explosion is going on, but I like it.
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Send that text. Record that voice memo. Someone just sent me one that made me tear up. You never know what someone is going through. Though my thing is public, you never know. ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Send that text. Record that voice memo. Someone just sent me one that made me tear up. You never know what someone is going through. Though my thing is public, you never know. ❤️
Cut my hair during a migraine because I was desperate and could feel the length of my hair tugging at each root. You know, sane people things.
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Cut my hair during a migraine because I was desperate and could feel the length of my hair tugging at each root. You know, sane people things.
Looks about like I need to post more about birds
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Looks about like I need to post more about birds
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Starting Jan. 1, traditional Medicare recipients in Washington state will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered — private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny. (via @kuow.org)
Thousands of Washington state Medicare users could soon have claims denied by AI
Starting Jan. 1, traditional Medicare recipients in Washington state will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered — private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny.
n.pr
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Starting Jan. 1, traditional Medicare recipients in Washington state will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered — private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny. (via @kuow.org)
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update;
2 months after my father passing, my MIL passed as well. I'm just so behind everything. I honestly need help so I can at least eat something this month. I need a break.
This is not just the pain, it's everything.
Everytime I'm thinking that it couldnt be worse, it is
2 months after my father passing, my MIL passed as well. I'm just so behind everything. I honestly need help so I can at least eat something this month. I need a break.
This is not just the pain, it's everything.
Everytime I'm thinking that it couldnt be worse, it is
I hate talking about this but here we go
My father will die in the next month or two. My car broke down and I live pretty far from his hospital, and I'm still paying my hearing aids. I'm just- idk. I'm tired. I hate hate hate asking for help, but I can't do anything atm.
ko-fi.com/heliasanto/g...
My father will die in the next month or two. My car broke down and I live pretty far from his hospital, and I'm still paying my hearing aids. I'm just- idk. I'm tired. I hate hate hate asking for help, but I can't do anything atm.
ko-fi.com/heliasanto/g...
Support HeliaSanto
Support HeliaSanto
ko-fi.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
update;
2 months after my father passing, my MIL passed as well. I'm just so behind everything. I honestly need help so I can at least eat something this month. I need a break.
This is not just the pain, it's everything.
Everytime I'm thinking that it couldnt be worse, it is
2 months after my father passing, my MIL passed as well. I'm just so behind everything. I honestly need help so I can at least eat something this month. I need a break.
This is not just the pain, it's everything.
Everytime I'm thinking that it couldnt be worse, it is
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Reflecting on the value of gratitude, one of my favorites. I named this balloon “Infinitude”, a contraction of “Infinite Gratitude”. The pic shows the dedication expressing my gratitude to Benoit Mandelbrot, but really it’s to all the scientists and artists who help us see and understand the world.
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Reflecting on the value of gratitude, one of my favorites. I named this balloon “Infinitude”, a contraction of “Infinite Gratitude”. The pic shows the dedication expressing my gratitude to Benoit Mandelbrot, but really it’s to all the scientists and artists who help us see and understand the world.
The internet is always listening so of course this drops into my tiktok an hour later:
"What if he counters everything she says?"
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U9ACeB/
"What if he counters everything she says?"
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U9ACeB/
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The internet is always listening so of course this drops into my tiktok an hour later:
"What if he counters everything she says?"
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U9ACeB/
"What if he counters everything she says?"
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U9ACeB/
WHALE WHALE WHALE
what do we have here?
what do we have here?
Coming back from vacation to some good news!
The first baby whale of the 2025-2026 North American right whale calving season was spotted Nov 28 near South Carolina.
Mom is Champagne (ID #3904) and its her 2nd documented calf. What joyful news for a species with 384 whales remaining.
The first baby whale of the 2025-2026 North American right whale calving season was spotted Nov 28 near South Carolina.
Mom is Champagne (ID #3904) and its her 2nd documented calf. What joyful news for a species with 384 whales remaining.
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 AM
WHALE WHALE WHALE
what do we have here?
what do we have here?
My husband is lovely but... wtf is this exactly? (Hint: I know exactly what it is):
I'm talking about something and he'll interject that I'm wrong abt something. Not rudely, neutral. I'll look it up and im almost always right, but if I try to show him... 1/2
I'm talking about something and he'll interject that I'm wrong abt something. Not rudely, neutral. I'll look it up and im almost always right, but if I try to show him... 1/2
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
My husband is lovely but... wtf is this exactly? (Hint: I know exactly what it is):
I'm talking about something and he'll interject that I'm wrong abt something. Not rudely, neutral. I'll look it up and im almost always right, but if I try to show him... 1/2
I'm talking about something and he'll interject that I'm wrong abt something. Not rudely, neutral. I'll look it up and im almost always right, but if I try to show him... 1/2