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Hermit Wife
@merlavender.bsky.social
Married to isolation. Socialist scum. AroAce She/Her. 3 TBIs in a trenchcoat. We do not platform terfs or nazis, period. Nobody is illegal on stolen land. Believe Black Women. Birds.
Oh hello friend I thought you all had left for Mexico girl did u know it's December?
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Looks about like I need to post more about birds
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I purchased With Your Sheild or On It from pamwishbow.com earlier this year, and can't praise the imagery and meaning in this divination deck enough. Check out Pam's work, visually captivating.
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 AM
PILEATED WOODPECKER IN MY YARD (pro photo for reference)
f this shitcanass old phone but

OMG #BIRDS

I didnt catch it, but a stellars jay and downy woodpecker also flew past.

Chores sidelined indefinitely until it stops being birds out
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hahaha changed my pfp, here's what it used to be.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I breathe in the sky to calm my panic about our foolish species.
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I had better see at least a 100 motherfuckers
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Suzanne Lambert. She's primarily on tiktok and started the republican makeup tutorial trend mocking them, so if you search it you'll find lots of other people posting their results, but the OG video is this one thats no longer pinned:
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
We're snailposting, post your snails.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Everybody has their album of the year but I can't imagine listening to anything but Florence + The Machine Everybody Scream until 2026.
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is another yellowjacket I've found recently. It's going into a decorative jar with the others. The first layer of the jar is all rose thorns. Then stinging creatures. Maybe broken glass will be next. Bone shards. Twisted metal.

Just making a hostile little art piece.
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I found the perfect gift for your front desk friend:
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bigass owl flew into our window, looked all the way around the way that owls do while collecting itself on our porch swing, then flew off into the trees. Managed an incredibly poor quality picture. Sorry about the light reflection.
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hounds
October 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
#dog named Luna that I think about often.
October 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Say his name: Demartravian Reed
September 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh dang sharing is caring my bad
September 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
GURL WHAT IF
September 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Mourned a friend with a tailgate. Also this rad as fuck miata was there. There was crying & hugging but there was laughter & memories too. Those of us left behind have catching up to do.
August 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Eat shit, everyone who thinks allergies aren't real. They can go dormant but it's a fucking gamble to "test" it

Anyway eye is 100% normal now but I'm wary of this cutie with 5d6 acid damage kisses
August 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The look of sad disappointment my twin's dog gives me when I call her name (Butterball) with her person's voice, and have the nerve to be the wrong person.
August 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
What if I actually posted a film like I said instead of the picture
August 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Filmed this brown-lipped snail right before a bumblebee got all up in my nightgown. Nobody was harmed unless you count psychic damage.
August 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM