M3GAN
@meganmwood85.bsky.social
She/her, pro choice, 🌈proud pansexual🏳️🌈, french fry addict, lover of: cats, margaritas, rosé & make-up.
Former Iowan living her best life in Minnesota 8yrs+
Former Iowan living her best life in Minnesota 8yrs+
Pinned
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So apparently Jeffrey Epstein had a room with weird masks hanging on the wall...
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
nope
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Good morning. Immigrants are #HereToStay.
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Good morning. Immigrants are #HereToStay.
Yes, we do look like this
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Yes, we do look like this
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Released safely back into the wild after sleeping it off at animal control. Who among us
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Released safely back into the wild after sleeping it off at animal control. Who among us
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Who among us
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Who among us
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franklin the turtle, welcome to the resistance
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
franklin the turtle, welcome to the resistance
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Pluribus and Chair Company are both shows about people trying to unravel the weird mystery around them without recognizing their own weirdness. In this paper I will etc etc
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Pluribus and Chair Company are both shows about people trying to unravel the weird mystery around them without recognizing their own weirdness. In this paper I will etc etc
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Today was about as good a winter day as you can get
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Today was about as good a winter day as you can get
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When I see that I'm not on the White House evil members of the press list
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
When I see that I'm not on the White House evil members of the press list
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Please log off. It's Saturday night and you're killing the vibe with your ruminating
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Please log off. It's Saturday night and you're killing the vibe with your ruminating
Well fuck I'm 40 in like an hour
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Well fuck I'm 40 in like an hour
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
Mainlining all seasons of Slow Horses like
a frog is laying on a counter in a kitchen ..
ALT: a frog is laying on a counter in a kitchen ..
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Mainlining all seasons of Slow Horses like
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Hegseth needs to be in jail for the rest of his life, and that’s the moderate option.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hegseth needs to be in jail for the rest of his life, and that’s the moderate option.
To anyone who had gravy: IM VERY JEALOUS AND WISH I HAD SOME
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November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
To anyone who had gravy: IM VERY JEALOUS AND WISH I HAD SOME
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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this is such a perfect example of conservatism
we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
The Trump administration is raising national parks' prices and adding fees for international tourists from next year in an "America-first" initiative, the Interior Department announced.
Trump admin hikes national parks prices by up to $170 for international tourists
The Interior Department said the "America-first" policy will see "resident-only patriotic fee-free days" on some holidays.
www.axios.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
this is such a perfect example of conservatism
we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
Fuck up more
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Fuck up more
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This makes St. Paul look like a fucking war zone. If you look closely, you can see that it’s the cops doing all the violence.
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This makes St. Paul look like a fucking war zone. If you look closely, you can see that it’s the cops doing all the violence.