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meganmwood85.bsky.social
M3GAN
@meganmwood85.bsky.social
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She/her, pro choice, 🌈proud pansexual🏳️‍🌈, french fry addict, lover of: cats, margaritas, rosé & make-up.
Former Iowan living her best life in Minnesota 8yrs+
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Stolen from somewhere probably Facebook ugh
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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My wrapped age is 18 and I don't know why
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Well this might be a bit concerning:
My "wrapped" age (L) vs my hubby's (R) 👀 👀
Says I'm *18* Lol says my hubby is *68* aka he listens to too much Rush 🤘
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Well fuck I'm 40 in like an hour
Me a white lady with not so great red lipstick rn wearing a red short sleeve fuzzy sweater shirt, Google 2 watch and rings holding my arm weird, multiple necklaces and annoyed smile bc I hate selfies. Standing in front of shit aka my current rotation of clothes Blurry candid pic of me (2 weeks ago) wearing a red sweater, my hands trying not to flip off the camera
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Welp cozy season officially happening right now ☺️
It is me a white white lady in a ridiculously large weird cat hoodie on with various funkos and shoes. I have a shoe problem.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Welp according to Antiques Roadshow I'm now an old.
90s nostalgia is on the antique show my parents used to watch *sobs*
My teevee with original Beavis and Butthead art of Mike Judge circa 1993 is worth between $3,000-$5,000 American dollars.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Wait found it from tonight:
Me creepily looking at the moon over Lake Superior
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Goth North shore Megan has logged on *read the alt*
North shore aka by Two Harbors MN looking at the moon with a night filter I think, taken inside my cabin looking into the abyss that is Lake Superior 💕
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Post you from a different ear.

The mandatory post salon selfie with the *eyeroll* ombre trend of 2013
Me trying to take a selfie in 2013 (remember how hard that was?) wearing an orange shirt and hideous glasses showing off my freshly salon done hair with the ombre trend. JFC my hair was LOOONG.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Goth cozy Megan has logged on
Me a weird dark haired lady with a black top on, green gold clover necklace, black pants standing in front of a shitty 90s wooden accordion door and a led mirror to the right... And me trying to look goth. Bc it's cozy season
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Well then yay them 🎉

Read the alt text
Once again an old orange who remembers at least GWB's 2nd term and who happens to be the same color as the floor and cupboard. Standing in front of a freezer door. Mouth agape mid mrow. A queen, calico chonk giving her best bitch face, on her throne judging you.
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Wait a sport is happening tonight
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I'll start
This asshole, who I inherited from my dad and weirdly love, shit on the floor of my bedroom, again.
An old orange cat in front of the freezer mid talk on wooden floor that's the exact same color as him, Brad.
October 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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B. R. U. I. S. E. S.
Day after bruise A few days later bruise And a week out bruise
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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🤫
The secret second killer
October 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Lol thank you wikipedia for the snort laugh I made when I saw this picture
Matt Gaetz is the face of MAL lolol
October 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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And Loki has left his perch 🥲
Same thing *minus* cat/ Loki Doorbell camera looking at a white siding and white ish front concrete stoop with a gorgeous dark brown tabby male surveying his domain with bland German cars to the left, two browning badly trees in front with a barely visible 🏳️‍⚧️ flag and a very sun damaged Costco wooden chair. And shit bushes to the right.
October 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Doorbell camera looking at a white siding and white ish front concrete stoop with a gorgeous dark brown tabby male surveying his domain with bland German cars to the left, two browning badly trees in front with a barely visible 🏳️‍⚧️ flag and a very sun damaged Costco wooden chair. And shit bushes to the right.
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Lol and click to expand
Cute animals and a screenshot of Garfield looking up with I hope love
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Lol I'm almost 40 and holy shit those weird bald old looking white hateful men. Nah
Me no filter (that I can remember) at 39. Basically a dark hair blue eyed white lady in blue Van sweatshirt with bland white stuff and pillars behind me.
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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An old orange named Brad on a purple carpet playing with a colorful string.
September 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Balloons that's say fuck yeah Minneapolis
August 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM