Fossilized Tree Sap
@amberrl.bsky.social
Award-winning crop artist, three-time Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions participant, and reviewer of toilet paper.
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
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Anyway, did you know you can put a king-size blanket on a queen-size bed?
It’s not illegal. They can’t stop you.
It’s not illegal. They can’t stop you.
What kind of psychopath sends a DM that literally just says “Hi”
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What kind of psychopath sends a DM that literally just says “Hi”
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If you subscribe to BikeMN’s newsletter, make sure to read today’s email. No reason. Okay byeeeee.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you subscribe to BikeMN’s newsletter, make sure to read today’s email. No reason. Okay byeeeee.
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YOU GUYS
I MADE A CHARMIN ULTRA SOFT SMOOTH TEAR MUGA ROLL
(with a ton of help from Soren of The Clay Pit, Minneapolis’s first A- toilet paper location)
I MADE A CHARMIN ULTRA SOFT SMOOTH TEAR MUGA ROLL
(with a ton of help from Soren of The Clay Pit, Minneapolis’s first A- toilet paper location)
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
YOU GUYS
I MADE A CHARMIN ULTRA SOFT SMOOTH TEAR MUGA ROLL
(with a ton of help from Soren of The Clay Pit, Minneapolis’s first A- toilet paper location)
I MADE A CHARMIN ULTRA SOFT SMOOTH TEAR MUGA ROLL
(with a ton of help from Soren of The Clay Pit, Minneapolis’s first A- toilet paper location)
Dex is just out here absolutely crushing it. Read the full thread for some very welcome heart warming.
So, I've been contemplating whether or not to say this, and had hoped I would have a chance to tell Richard this to his face last night, but he bolted out of that room right quick.
But one of the things that's been clear to me since I launched A Better DFL? People are hungry for change.
But one of the things that's been clear to me since I launched A Better DFL? People are hungry for change.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Dex is just out here absolutely crushing it. Read the full thread for some very welcome heart warming.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast has minimal editing, no video, and just a bunch of dudes who constantly say “love ya” to each other ❤️❤️❤️
Enshittification of podcasts:
Until a few years ago, podcasts were recorded and edited.
Now because everyone must have a video of them talking, there's a lot less editing!
Until a few years ago, podcasts were recorded and edited.
Now because everyone must have a video of them talking, there's a lot less editing!
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast has minimal editing, no video, and just a bunch of dudes who constantly say “love ya” to each other ❤️❤️❤️
Why do none of these people understand that you can’t control your brand? Your brand is how people view you.
If you want to change your brand, YOU NEED TO CHANGE.
If you want to change your brand, YOU NEED TO CHANGE.
Branding isn’t the problem, spineless democrats are the problem. Can’t brand your way around DFLers who are beholden to corporate interests, and hell bent on cleansing the party of progressives. To use Paul’s image for this is gross.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Why do none of these people understand that you can’t control your brand? Your brand is how people view you.
If you want to change your brand, YOU NEED TO CHANGE.
If you want to change your brand, YOU NEED TO CHANGE.
Cat people who are also allergic to cats: what are you doing to create peace in your house?
Plz do not suggest pacagen. I am not a billionaire. Also not looking to change their food.
I’m considering this stuff:
Plz do not suggest pacagen. I am not a billionaire. Also not looking to change their food.
I’m considering this stuff:
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Cat people who are also allergic to cats: what are you doing to create peace in your house?
Plz do not suggest pacagen. I am not a billionaire. Also not looking to change their food.
I’m considering this stuff:
Plz do not suggest pacagen. I am not a billionaire. Also not looking to change their food.
I’m considering this stuff:
Finally managed to make a clumpless matcha!
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Finally managed to make a clumpless matcha!
It's super fucking rude when I take Neow's Lament and there's no way to make it last till an Elite.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's super fucking rude when I take Neow's Lament and there's no way to make it last till an Elite.
✅ haircut
✅ get gas
✅ get groceries
✅ clean fridge shelves
✅ fold laundry
✅ start more laundry
⬜️ slay the spire
✅ get gas
✅ get groceries
✅ clean fridge shelves
✅ fold laundry
✅ start more laundry
⬜️ slay the spire
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
✅ haircut
✅ get gas
✅ get groceries
✅ clean fridge shelves
✅ fold laundry
✅ start more laundry
⬜️ slay the spire
✅ get gas
✅ get groceries
✅ clean fridge shelves
✅ fold laundry
✅ start more laundry
⬜️ slay the spire
One of the presenters at Nerd Nite last night had a bunch of AI images in their presentation and I’m still mad about it
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
One of the presenters at Nerd Nite last night had a bunch of AI images in their presentation and I’m still mad about it
AI could never
numbers , not good for many things
it keeps going...
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
AI could never
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As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
I really need Strava to bring back automatic e-bike labeling so I stop getting awarded QOMs only to lose them 2 seconds later when I go manually update my ride.
They introduced all this AI shit that does nothing and took away the only feature that was actually useful.
They introduced all this AI shit that does nothing and took away the only feature that was actually useful.
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I really need Strava to bring back automatic e-bike labeling so I stop getting awarded QOMs only to lose them 2 seconds later when I go manually update my ride.
They introduced all this AI shit that does nothing and took away the only feature that was actually useful.
They introduced all this AI shit that does nothing and took away the only feature that was actually useful.
The sweater I wore today is not moisture-wicking and my back is so cold
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The sweater I wore today is not moisture-wicking and my back is so cold
So many things about Apple functionality are absolutely infuriating. They changed the process to start a Workout, so my Watch didn’t record my ride to work. It DID track the exercise minutes. BUT there’s no way to go back and label those minutes as a Workout.
NEAT!
NEAT!
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
So many things about Apple functionality are absolutely infuriating. They changed the process to start a Workout, so my Watch didn’t record my ride to work. It DID track the exercise minutes. BUT there’s no way to go back and label those minutes as a Workout.
NEAT!
NEAT!
I met so many neighbors and doggos while I was outside taking pics ❤️
There is nothing more heart-warming than the ENTIRE Twin Cities metro area running outside to capture the Aurora Borealis & share it with picture. I could weep. It makes me so happy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I met so many neighbors and doggos while I was outside taking pics ❤️
And now back to our regularly-scheduled Spire Slaying. Can I beat The Champ with only 47 HP? Lock in your guesses now and stay tuned to find out.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
And now back to our regularly-scheduled Spire Slaying. Can I beat The Champ with only 47 HP? Lock in your guesses now and stay tuned to find out.
Okay Idk how you all took such cool pictures of this but whatever. These are by no means good, but I still think they look cool. They also required minimal adjustments to exposure to get to this point, so that was nice.
These two are my faves.
These two are my faves.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Okay Idk how you all took such cool pictures of this but whatever. These are by no means good, but I still think they look cool. They also required minimal adjustments to exposure to get to this point, so that was nice.
These two are my faves.
These two are my faves.
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The notion that employers can have literally any say in what their rank and file employees are posting on personal social media accounts is so fucking stupid.
I guess the exception would be if you’re out there advocating for the demise of your employer (directly or indirectly).
I guess the exception would be if you’re out there advocating for the demise of your employer (directly or indirectly).
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The notion that employers can have literally any say in what their rank and file employees are posting on personal social media accounts is so fucking stupid.
I guess the exception would be if you’re out there advocating for the demise of your employer (directly or indirectly).
I guess the exception would be if you’re out there advocating for the demise of your employer (directly or indirectly).
I want to post a snippy reply to someone but it’s not worth it so instead I’m subskeeting into the void.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I want to post a snippy reply to someone but it’s not worth it so instead I’m subskeeting into the void.
If you don’t say Liz Lemon, consider yourself blocked.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you don’t say Liz Lemon, consider yourself blocked.
This album is so fucking good. Adam Levine should’ve just stopped here and faded into oblivion, only coming back to feature on YOLO and Humble. And certainly never resurfacing in the most embarrassing DMs ever.
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This album is so fucking good. Adam Levine should’ve just stopped here and faded into oblivion, only coming back to feature on YOLO and Humble. And certainly never resurfacing in the most embarrassing DMs ever.
I got to photograph this professional model/5x employee of the year/Very Good Girl yesterday. She was given all the treats and got to wear this super comfy and warm sweatshirt.
Donate to @bikemn.bsky.social to get cool perks like this (dog hair not included)!
givemn.org/organization/Bikemn
Donate to @bikemn.bsky.social to get cool perks like this (dog hair not included)!
givemn.org/organization/Bikemn
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I got to photograph this professional model/5x employee of the year/Very Good Girl yesterday. She was given all the treats and got to wear this super comfy and warm sweatshirt.
Donate to @bikemn.bsky.social to get cool perks like this (dog hair not included)!
givemn.org/organization/Bikemn
Donate to @bikemn.bsky.social to get cool perks like this (dog hair not included)!
givemn.org/organization/Bikemn