If you want any of the Serkis ones, just let me know. He did The Hobbit and Silmarillion too!

I’d probably try to start a doomsday cult, but I doubt it would take off.

Have you tried the audiobooks? Andy Serkis’s versions are amazing!

Try Mustache Cat on Lex & Randolph in St. Paul!

Congrats on clinching today’s Winner of the Internet award so early in the morning

Rich people in St. Paul: make the cars drive slower so we don’t have to hear them as much

Also rich people in St. Paul: NO BIKES NO BIKES NONE

Okay they followed up with another message. What about the words “Twin Cities” might lead someone to assume that I live in Chicago?

Doesn’t even follow me and we have zero mutuals. But it’s definitely a real person.

Okay well that rules out Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

Hmm sounds familiar. I worked for him for 2 years regularly pulling 65-70 hour weeks. He constantly asked how swamped I was—after he had already signed new clients without consulting me on the contract I now had to fulfill.

He knew the solution was get me help or fire clients. He went with neither.

Okay I’m glad I listened because there are few things I love more than talking (or listening to people talk) about what a piece of shit Brian Ingram is

FINE I will listen to a podcast GOD

💯 This was basically the first thing we were taught in my graphic design program in college. Branding is not a logo, et al. And it’s what I’ve been telling people for the decade+ I’ve worked in digital marketing.

It’s also common fucking sense to anyone whose head isn’t shoved up their own ass.

Tokyo is definitely killing it with public restrooms. I found some really cool ones in New Zealand as well.

I’m excited to see how seriously Chavez and others are taking this!