Fossilized Tree Sap
@amberrl.bsky.social
Award-winning crop artist, three-time Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions participant, and reviewer of toilet paper.
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
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Already so tired of seeing people who don’t even fucking live here weighing in on Waymo. “I’d love to ride in a Waymo if I ever go to Minneapolis!” Really? That’s what you want to do on your trip here? Grow up.
Still thinking about the Nerd Nite presenter who had absolutely no idea what an ancestor is.
For example, despite what they said, the people who come after you are patently not your ancestors. Neither is your dog.
This will live rent-free in my head forever.
For example, despite what they said, the people who come after you are patently not your ancestors. Neither is your dog.
This will live rent-free in my head forever.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Still thinking about the Nerd Nite presenter who had absolutely no idea what an ancestor is.
For example, despite what they said, the people who come after you are patently not your ancestors. Neither is your dog.
This will live rent-free in my head forever.
For example, despite what they said, the people who come after you are patently not your ancestors. Neither is your dog.
This will live rent-free in my head forever.
One of my favorite genres of Reddit posts are the ones where people from a warm climate moved somewhere with four seasons and are absolutely clueless about how winter works. It’s adorable.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
One of my favorite genres of Reddit posts are the ones where people from a warm climate moved somewhere with four seasons and are absolutely clueless about how winter works. It’s adorable.
I barely slept last night and it’s showing in really interesting ways.
Ex. I turned the electric kettle on but didn’t notice that I failed to close the lid
Ex. I turned the electric kettle on but didn’t notice that I failed to close the lid
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I barely slept last night and it’s showing in really interesting ways.
Ex. I turned the electric kettle on but didn’t notice that I failed to close the lid
Ex. I turned the electric kettle on but didn’t notice that I failed to close the lid
Living the dream
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Living the dream
Just got accused of cheating at chess. My dude, if I were cheating my rating would not be under 400.
It’s not my fault you are actually so terrible that I am better than you.
It’s not my fault you are actually so terrible that I am better than you.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Just got accused of cheating at chess. My dude, if I were cheating my rating would not be under 400.
It’s not my fault you are actually so terrible that I am better than you.
It’s not my fault you are actually so terrible that I am better than you.
Haven’t been motivated to sew for a hot minute. Fun new project coming hopefully soonish?
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Haven’t been motivated to sew for a hot minute. Fun new project coming hopefully soonish?
Heating up my very new iron for the second time set off my smoke detector, so that was fun.
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Heating up my very new iron for the second time set off my smoke detector, so that was fun.
We’re so close you guys.
If each of my followers gave just 50 cents, we’d hit our goal. But that’s super inefficient so maybe some of you could give like $3 or $10 or $20 instead?
givemn.org/organization/Bikemn
If each of my followers gave just 50 cents, we’d hit our goal. But that’s super inefficient so maybe some of you could give like $3 or $10 or $20 instead?
givemn.org/organization/Bikemn
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We’re so close you guys.
If each of my followers gave just 50 cents, we’d hit our goal. But that’s super inefficient so maybe some of you could give like $3 or $10 or $20 instead?
givemn.org/organization/Bikemn
If each of my followers gave just 50 cents, we’d hit our goal. But that’s super inefficient so maybe some of you could give like $3 or $10 or $20 instead?
givemn.org/organization/Bikemn
Dudes really will do this in literally any space with DMs. This is the chess.com app.
(this is a super harmless and best-case-scenario example of this kind of behavior)
(this is a super harmless and best-case-scenario example of this kind of behavior)
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dudes really will do this in literally any space with DMs. This is the chess.com app.
(this is a super harmless and best-case-scenario example of this kind of behavior)
(this is a super harmless and best-case-scenario example of this kind of behavior)
Cindy Martin knowingly misgendered multiple trans people (including Dex) in the fucking DFL FEMINIST CAUCUS meeting, but sure, go off about how publicizing the fact that KILLED A CHILD IN A HIT AND RUN is bullying. It’s a really good look for you, @dfl.org.
Discussing the facts of the court case she is currently on trial for is not bullying. Saying that this woman should not be in leadership and that it reflects poorly on the DFL is not bullying. Public pressure is the only goddamn thing the state leadership responds to so we have to use it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Cindy Martin knowingly misgendered multiple trans people (including Dex) in the fucking DFL FEMINIST CAUCUS meeting, but sure, go off about how publicizing the fact that KILLED A CHILD IN A HIT AND RUN is bullying. It’s a really good look for you, @dfl.org.
The DFL is very, very broken but leadership is too busy shoving their heads up Frey’s ass to realize it.
I used to work for Richard Carlbom. Ask me any questions you want.
I used to work for Richard Carlbom. Ask me any questions you want.
the DFL constitution, bylaws and rules committee (CBRC) is meeting now. cyndy martin has a motion to remove dan thomas commins as secretary
cyndy martin is the DFL officer facing criminal charges for killing a teenager with her car
cyndy martin is the DFL officer facing criminal charges for killing a teenager with her car
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The DFL is very, very broken but leadership is too busy shoving their heads up Frey’s ass to realize it.
I used to work for Richard Carlbom. Ask me any questions you want.
I used to work for Richard Carlbom. Ask me any questions you want.
I have questions about this place but I want to hear from other people before I ask them.
Tell me what you know about Coffee Cup on Randolph & Hamline.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I have questions about this place but I want to hear from other people before I ask them.
Okay Bikesky, please help us get the last $500 because I’m starting to worry about Erik
If you and 499 of your friends simply each donate $1 we will hit our goal.
What are you and your 499 friends waiting for?
givemn.org/bikemn
What are you and your 499 friends waiting for?
givemn.org/bikemn
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Okay Bikesky, please help us get the last $500 because I’m starting to worry about Erik
Look, I don’t want to keep sending out GTMD emails. But I’ll do it (probably) until we hit $20k.
So if you can, please make a donation of any amount. And if keeping reminders out of your inbox isn’t enough motivation, do it for Freeda.
givemn.org/bikemn
So if you can, please make a donation of any amount. And if keeping reminders out of your inbox isn’t enough motivation, do it for Freeda.
givemn.org/bikemn
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Look, I don’t want to keep sending out GTMD emails. But I’ll do it (probably) until we hit $20k.
So if you can, please make a donation of any amount. And if keeping reminders out of your inbox isn’t enough motivation, do it for Freeda.
givemn.org/bikemn
So if you can, please make a donation of any amount. And if keeping reminders out of your inbox isn’t enough motivation, do it for Freeda.
givemn.org/bikemn
Already so tired of seeing people who don’t even fucking live here weighing in on Waymo. “I’d love to ride in a Waymo if I ever go to Minneapolis!” Really? That’s what you want to do on your trip here? Grow up.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Already so tired of seeing people who don’t even fucking live here weighing in on Waymo. “I’d love to ride in a Waymo if I ever go to Minneapolis!” Really? That’s what you want to do on your trip here? Grow up.
There is a special place in hell for the person who decided that another fucking email is the best way to confirm that I successfully unsubscribed from your emails
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There is a special place in hell for the person who decided that another fucking email is the best way to confirm that I successfully unsubscribed from your emails
Me today
a woman wearing glasses and a peacock logo on the bottom
Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a peacock logo on the bottom
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November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me today
I have a house to clean and reviews to catch up on, but alas, there are kitties on me.
(No pic cause it’s a very unflattering angle for all of us)
(No pic cause it’s a very unflattering angle for all of us)
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have a house to clean and reviews to catch up on, but alas, there are kitties on me.
(No pic cause it’s a very unflattering angle for all of us)
(No pic cause it’s a very unflattering angle for all of us)
Also I love @twinkiejigggles.bsky.social’s take on Waymo.
Thanks for the shout out, @citycasttwincities.bsky.social! Sadly I’ve never actually found a triple ply TP, but a girl can dream.
Would You Take a Robotaxi? Plus, a 'Spicy Medical Meatball,' and TC Wins
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Also I love @twinkiejigggles.bsky.social’s take on Waymo.
Reposted by Fossilized Tree Sap
Thanks for the shout out, @citycasttwincities.bsky.social! Sadly I’ve never actually found a triple ply TP, but a girl can dream.
Would You Take a Robotaxi? Plus, a 'Spicy Medical Meatball,' and TC Wins
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Thanks for the shout out, @citycasttwincities.bsky.social! Sadly I’ve never actually found a triple ply TP, but a girl can dream.
My last game of chess was three minutes of me dancing my king around the board while my opponent failed to come anywhere near checkmate with a queen, castle, bishop, and knight.
I took out the bishop and knight in the first minute of that.
It was so embarrassing.
I took out the bishop and knight in the first minute of that.
It was so embarrassing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My last game of chess was three minutes of me dancing my king around the board while my opponent failed to come anywhere near checkmate with a queen, castle, bishop, and knight.
I took out the bishop and knight in the first minute of that.
It was so embarrassing.
I took out the bishop and knight in the first minute of that.
It was so embarrassing.
Did “Doctor” Leo Spacemen write this article?
We don't really know how bicycles work.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Did “Doctor” Leo Spacemen write this article?
My husband came home from work with a bag of Chicago mix popcorn so excuse me while I ignore the rule about popcorn and braces and eat the entire thing
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My husband came home from work with a bag of Chicago mix popcorn so excuse me while I ignore the rule about popcorn and braces and eat the entire thing
Three years later I finally made it to a Saint Paul Bicycle Coalition meeting
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Three years later I finally made it to a Saint Paul Bicycle Coalition meeting
Happy five weeks to Christmas to all who celebrate
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Happy five weeks to Christmas to all who celebrate