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amberrl.bsky.social
Fossilized Tree Sap
@amberrl.bsky.social
Award-winning crop artist, three-time Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions participant, and reviewer of toilet paper.


📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
Look, I don’t want to keep sending out GTMD emails. But I’ll do it (probably) until we hit $20k.

So if you can, please make a donation of any amount. And if keeping reminders out of your inbox isn’t enough motivation, do it for Freeda.

givemn.org/bikemn
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Happy five weeks to Christmas to all who celebrate
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is the best day of my life
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Real Jack Donaghy energy over there
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
5x @bikemn.bsky.social Employee of the Year is out here doing the absolute most to defend her title
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Internet lesson: if you comment on enough posts about people making food, someone will eventually actually bring you some! Thanks @atarifan2600.bsky.social!
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Cat people who are also allergic to cats: what are you doing to create peace in your house?

Plz do not suggest pacagen. I am not a billionaire. Also not looking to change their food.

I’m considering this stuff:
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Here are a few more. Some are a little blurry because I was tightening the wrong knob on my tripod and my camera ended up slipping a bit during the long exposure.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Okay Idk how you all took such cool pictures of this but whatever. These are by no means good, but I still think they look cool. They also required minimal adjustments to exposure to get to this point, so that was nice.

These two are my faves.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Well would you look at that—it actually worked!
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you don’t say Liz Lemon, consider yourself blocked.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This album is so fucking good. Adam Levine should’ve just stopped here and faded into oblivion, only coming back to feature on YOLO and Humble. And certainly never resurfacing in the most embarrassing DMs ever.
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I got to photograph this professional model/5x employee of the year/Very Good Girl yesterday. She was given all the treats and got to wear this super comfy and warm sweatshirt.

Donate to @bikemn.bsky.social to get cool perks like this (dog hair not included)!

givemn.org/organization/Bikemn
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
1. I love that this is from the Omaha PD because I’m from Omaha and required to mention that any time I hear/see the word Omaha

2. I have apparently unintentionally called a lot of people homosexual prostitutes.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
this is one of my favorite internets
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This is my setup in Freeform. I like that I can take notes anywhere, have my full character sheet, and whatever else I feel like adding.

Everything in blue is locked so I can’t erase it unintentionally.

But I hate all the annotation features that I can’t turn off.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Our time at the 2025 TOC has come to and end. We were half a point away from moving to the finals. But at least I got to update my bsky bio.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wartime at the Orpheum would be such a good name for something
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you’re familiar with the intersection of Jefferson & Victoria, you know how busy it is and how unsuited for bikers it was because of the 35E on and off ramps. Well, never fear, they improved the ped path and put in a raised bike path!

Oh wait.
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
my husband accused me of not picking up pizza so I scrubbed through the footage from our garage cam and sent him this
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Civic duty ✅
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Guess I can’t go to work today oh noooo
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
WHY
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
yisssssss
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM