Blacque Jacque Shellacque
@bornwithatail.bsky.social
just some guy having fun expressing his mild thoughts about food, sports, and the dang weather here on bluesky dot com
We’re going to braise so much cabbage in 2026
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
We’re going to braise so much cabbage in 2026
They hate us cause they ain’t us
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
They hate us cause they ain’t us
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January 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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...they will never see this coming...
January 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
...they will never see this coming...
mods are asleep
post lutes
post lutes
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
mods are asleep
post lutes
post lutes
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Oh wait, shit. This is just the 1984 presidential election map.
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Oh wait, shit. This is just the 1984 presidential election map.
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It's 5F outside right now and yesterday it snowed 12 inches but I still don't want to live anywhere else
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It's 5F outside right now and yesterday it snowed 12 inches but I still don't want to live anywhere else
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I feel like "Mia" is one of the best places in Minneapolis. It is free to visit.
February 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I feel like "Mia" is one of the best places in Minneapolis. It is free to visit.
hey twin cities sounds like we’re going to be invaded by a really nasty weather system tomorrow so make sure you’re stocked up on the good stuff and that your neighbors are too
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
hey twin cities sounds like we’re going to be invaded by a really nasty weather system tomorrow so make sure you’re stocked up on the good stuff and that your neighbors are too
aston villa call an ambulance dot jpg
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
aston villa call an ambulance dot jpg
I don’t care what they say, I still think Costco Hotdog is a beautiful name for your child
December 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don’t care what they say, I still think Costco Hotdog is a beautiful name for your child
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One of the earliest-ever modern portrayals of Santa Claus features him gifting Union soldiers with a jumping-jack doll of Jefferson Davis dangling from a noose - as drawn by political cartoonist Thomas Nast.
www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
![HARPERS WEEKLY.
JOURNAL OF CIVILIZATION
Vor. VII.-No. 314.]
NEW
YORK, SATURDAY, JANUARY
1863.
GELCOM
SANTA CLAUS
SANTA CLAUS IN CAMP.-[SEE PAGE 6]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qiknc4t5rq7yngvz7g4aezq7/bafkreiez4d5lsrpbn3mrwkwrnbrhb3ra7dmvagbxjaz7hg5be7njnsbary@jpeg)
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
One of the earliest-ever modern portrayals of Santa Claus features him gifting Union soldiers with a jumping-jack doll of Jefferson Davis dangling from a noose - as drawn by political cartoonist Thomas Nast.
www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
The existence of Tiny Tim implies an opposite and equal Humongous Hank
December 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The existence of Tiny Tim implies an opposite and equal Humongous Hank
office to myself today, time to treat these empty hallways to the festive sounds of e-town concrete
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
office to myself today, time to treat these empty hallways to the festive sounds of e-town concrete
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Leo XIV is from the Midwest which means he's actually the Ope
May 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Leo XIV is from the Midwest which means he's actually the Ope
the commenters in the wikihow article “how to wrap a box like a pro” are really struggling with that whole ‘we live in a society’ thing
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the commenters in the wikihow article “how to wrap a box like a pro” are really struggling with that whole ‘we live in a society’ thing
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God bless Minneapolis
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
God bless Minneapolis
As president, I will launch a national program, on par with the Eisenhower freeway system and the moon landing, to ensure that every American has at least one guncle by the year 2035. We can do this, USA!
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
As president, I will launch a national program, on par with the Eisenhower freeway system and the moon landing, to ensure that every American has at least one guncle by the year 2035. We can do this, USA!
notable how the roided-out old man look of Steve Lockjaw echoes RFK2’s weird appearance
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
notable how the roided-out old man look of Steve Lockjaw echoes RFK2’s weird appearance
Gotta respect a man who stands by his own product
He had 19 children!
Apparently he listened to his own music
Apparently he listened to his own music
December 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gotta respect a man who stands by his own product
“His Excellency President LINCOLN:
I beg to present you, as a Christmas gift, the city of Savannah, with 150 heavy guns and plenty of ammunition, and also about 25,000 bales of cotton.”
Major General William T. Sherman, December 22, 1864
I beg to present you, as a Christmas gift, the city of Savannah, with 150 heavy guns and plenty of ammunition, and also about 25,000 bales of cotton.”
Major General William T. Sherman, December 22, 1864
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“His Excellency President LINCOLN:
I beg to present you, as a Christmas gift, the city of Savannah, with 150 heavy guns and plenty of ammunition, and also about 25,000 bales of cotton.”
Major General William T. Sherman, December 22, 1864
I beg to present you, as a Christmas gift, the city of Savannah, with 150 heavy guns and plenty of ammunition, and also about 25,000 bales of cotton.”
Major General William T. Sherman, December 22, 1864
I STAND WITH BARRY WHITE
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I STAND WITH BARRY WHITE
SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
It was rosette makin’ day here
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It was rosette makin’ day here