Tyler
@tyrcasey.bsky.social
I pity the fool who doesn't phone home.
MSP unless I go somewhere else
MSP unless I go somewhere else
Remembering the nu metal era, when I didn't know if that band's name was God Smack or God's Mack. Pretty obvious in retrospect, but now I really wish they were a band doing angry yelling about pimping for the Lord.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Remembering the nu metal era, when I didn't know if that band's name was God Smack or God's Mack. Pretty obvious in retrospect, but now I really wish they were a band doing angry yelling about pimping for the Lord.
"DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" is an all time way to end an email, up there with Jim Tressel's "Have a blessed Easter."
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" is an all time way to end an email, up there with Jim Tressel's "Have a blessed Easter."
Never been a more hateable athlete than Karl Malone. Rare combination of superficial things that get you started on hating him (elbows, that little kick thing he did on every shot, playing for those Jazz teams) and you think "well I'm just being a hater, he's probably an OK person." But no!
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Never been a more hateable athlete than Karl Malone. Rare combination of superficial things that get you started on hating him (elbows, that little kick thing he did on every shot, playing for those Jazz teams) and you think "well I'm just being a hater, he's probably an OK person." But no!
Thanks to everyone who came out to the social distance bonfire last night, but please next time only bring American Eagle jeans for burning, I saw someone try to slip an old pair of Gap jeans in there. Next month is going to be one where we burn cans of Goya beans.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thanks to everyone who came out to the social distance bonfire last night, but please next time only bring American Eagle jeans for burning, I saw someone try to slip an old pair of Gap jeans in there. Next month is going to be one where we burn cans of Goya beans.
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I honestly liked the Wolves NBA Cup court when I saw the graphic, but on TV it's legit hurting my eyes. But I can't give up on the promise of Beringer minutes.
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I honestly liked the Wolves NBA Cup court when I saw the graphic, but on TV it's legit hurting my eyes. But I can't give up on the promise of Beringer minutes.
I won't deny it
Pastrami on rye and
You don't wanna fuck with me
Pastrami on rye and
You don't wanna fuck with me
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I won't deny it
Pastrami on rye and
You don't wanna fuck with me
Pastrami on rye and
You don't wanna fuck with me
Disc Go Round because I can maybe get two used CD's for what a new one costs at Sam Goody.
You just got out of school in 8th grade and find a fresh $20 bill on the ground. What's your next move?
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Disc Go Round because I can maybe get two used CD's for what a new one costs at Sam Goody.
Tired: 30 Rock's politics hold up better than Parks and Rec
Wired: Parks and Rec holds up better than you think
Inspired: Caroline In The City made me a communist
Wired: Parks and Rec holds up better than you think
Inspired: Caroline In The City made me a communist
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Tired: 30 Rock's politics hold up better than Parks and Rec
Wired: Parks and Rec holds up better than you think
Inspired: Caroline In The City made me a communist
Wired: Parks and Rec holds up better than you think
Inspired: Caroline In The City made me a communist
Just got a terrible vision of the national centrists looking at this and seeing their next Great Beige Hope.
jacob frey won
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just got a terrible vision of the national centrists looking at this and seeing their next Great Beige Hope.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Wonder if anyone can make a "They shut down the government because they WANTED Mamdani to secretly win, he's actually working for Trump" take. If this site has the juice, we'll see it.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Wonder if anyone can make a "They shut down the government because they WANTED Mamdani to secretly win, he's actually working for Trump" take. If this site has the juice, we'll see it.
Mamdani hasn't even won yet and already New York's young elite professionals are fleeing, smh.
From our breaking news segment: The Jets pulled off an absolute blockbuster, trading Sauce Gardner to the Colts.
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Mamdani hasn't even won yet and already New York's young elite professionals are fleeing, smh.
Don't snitch on a sandwich
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Don't snitch on a sandwich
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Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.
I'll be skipping any obits that begin "Whatever you think of what he did as Vice President..." It's what you do when you think nobody can stop you that counts.
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.
This has finally ruined Ned & Stacy for me.
Jfc. Her islamophobia is off the charts. One of her Insta stories is a Londoner talking about Sadiq Khan imposing no-go zones and sharia courts in London.
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This has finally ruined Ned & Stacy for me.
Wait has Rudy Gobert always been able to hold on to the ball? What is happening? Is he using some kind of ivermectin beef tallow hand cream now?
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wait has Rudy Gobert always been able to hold on to the ball? What is happening? Is he using some kind of ivermectin beef tallow hand cream now?
Just now hitting me that hearing Roundball Rock during a Wolves game was such a rarity when NBC last had the NBA. Even with KG they almost never made the NBC games.
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just now hitting me that hearing Roundball Rock during a Wolves game was such a rarity when NBC last had the NBA. Even with KG they almost never made the NBC games.
Bo knocked the Bichette out of that one, goodness
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Bo knocked the Bichette out of that one, goodness
Colin Robinson killing it as the MLB umpire explainer.
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Colin Robinson killing it as the MLB umpire explainer.
You can tell Minnesota isn't nurturing creatives enough because nobody has made a horror movie that takes place in the early 90's during a Halloween blizzard.
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
You can tell Minnesota isn't nurturing creatives enough because nobody has made a horror movie that takes place in the early 90's during a Halloween blizzard.
Campbell's Chunky Cheeseburger N Nashville Hot Chicken Chowder Soup For The Soul
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Campbell's Chunky Cheeseburger N Nashville Hot Chicken Chowder Soup For The Soul
"They found the candidate's old Reddit posts" and it's just a bunch of posts arguing why a Markelle Fultz/Ben Simmons backcourt could actually work. He resigns in shame later that day.
October 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"They found the candidate's old Reddit posts" and it's just a bunch of posts arguing why a Markelle Fultz/Ben Simmons backcourt could actually work. He resigns in shame later that day.
Drake's career was sacrificed for this moment
Davis Schneider and Vlad Jr hit back to back home runs off Blake Snell to start the game
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Drake's career was sacrificed for this moment