Blacque Jacque Shellacque
@bornwithatail.bsky.social
just some guy having fun expressing his mild thoughts about food, sports, and the dang weather here on bluesky dot com
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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I like to imagine there's a room at the Vatican that Leo has converted into a South Side Chicago sports bar, and he hangs all the jerseys on the wall so he can be surrounded by them as he watches the White Sox and sips Old Style
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I like to imagine there's a room at the Vatican that Leo has converted into a South Side Chicago sports bar, and he hangs all the jerseys on the wall so he can be surrounded by them as he watches the White Sox and sips Old Style
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
hot rockin’ Friday night here
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
hot rockin’ Friday night here
NEW HOME FRONT arewenothomefront.bandcamp.com/album/watch-...
Watch It Die, by HOME FRONT
12 track album
arewenothomefront.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
NEW HOME FRONT arewenothomefront.bandcamp.com/album/watch-...
Love soccer
Hate MLS
Hate MLS
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Love soccer
Hate MLS
Hate MLS
Today I learned that the LL in LL Bean stands for Leon Leonwood and I was really hoping it was Ladies Love instead.
Ladies Love Bean.
Ladies Love Bean.
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Today I learned that the LL in LL Bean stands for Leon Leonwood and I was really hoping it was Ladies Love instead.
Ladies Love Bean.
Ladies Love Bean.
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people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
calling it now: 2026 is the year we really get into Mahjong 🀄️
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
calling it now: 2026 is the year we really get into Mahjong 🀄️
Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye.
Jerry: No, there's less.
Elaine: It's possible.
Jerry: No it isn't. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.
Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle.
Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.
Jerry: No, there's less.
Elaine: It's possible.
Jerry: No it isn't. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.
Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle.
Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye.
Jerry: No, there's less.
Elaine: It's possible.
Jerry: No it isn't. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.
Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle.
Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.
Jerry: No, there's less.
Elaine: It's possible.
Jerry: No it isn't. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.
Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle.
Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.
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pitching a new reality competition show called ska-merican ninja warrior where contestants have to skank their way through a series of increasingly diabolical obstacles
September 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
pitching a new reality competition show called ska-merican ninja warrior where contestants have to skank their way through a series of increasingly diabolical obstacles
SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
ten years ago we had bob hope johnny cash and miss moneypenny
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
ten years ago we had bob hope johnny cash and miss moneypenny
pov: you’re a pass from JJ McCarthy intended for Justin Jefferson photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7041...
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
pov: you’re a pass from JJ McCarthy intended for Justin Jefferson photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7041...
I’m back for today.
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’m back for today.
Gonna de-activate this account for a while (nothing bad!). Probably back in a few weeks or months! Have fun without me!
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Gonna de-activate this account for a while (nothing bad!). Probably back in a few weeks or months! Have fun without me!
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Every one deserves to eat. It’s that simple.
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Every one deserves to eat. It’s that simple.
Just want to take a second to shout out First Nations Kitchen. Giving out 150 hot meals & bags of groceries at 3044 Longfellow Ave. every Sunday from 4-5 pm. Play your cards right and you might even get a little something cooked up by ‘Ol Jacques here. www.firstnationskitchen.org
Home | First Nations Ktchn
www.firstnationskitchen.org
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just want to take a second to shout out First Nations Kitchen. Giving out 150 hot meals & bags of groceries at 3044 Longfellow Ave. every Sunday from 4-5 pm. Play your cards right and you might even get a little something cooked up by ‘Ol Jacques here. www.firstnationskitchen.org
the return of Fear Factor does not bode well
October 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the return of Fear Factor does not bode well
new home front good arewenothomefront.bandcamp.com/album/watch-...
Watch It Die, by HOME FRONT
12 track album
arewenothomefront.bandcamp.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
new home front good arewenothomefront.bandcamp.com/album/watch-...
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you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
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It’s no Weeping Blondes, but it’s pretty fantastic nonetheless
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It’s no Weeping Blondes, but it’s pretty fantastic nonetheless
SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
STOP SHOWING BLAKE SNELL’S FACE
IT IS A VERY UNPLEASANT FACE
IT IS A VERY UNPLEASANT FACE
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
STOP SHOWING BLAKE SNELL’S FACE
IT IS A VERY UNPLEASANT FACE
IT IS A VERY UNPLEASANT FACE