Matt
@mearnsrea.bsky.social
Sports fan, public defender, dog person. He/him
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Me:
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
May 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Me:
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
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It’s Sidney Poitier’s birthday.
Here he is in In The Heat of The Night delivering the most satisfying & thrilling slap in cinema.
Here he is in In The Heat of The Night delivering the most satisfying & thrilling slap in cinema.
February 20, 2026 at 12:00 PM
It’s Sidney Poitier’s birthday.
Here he is in In The Heat of The Night delivering the most satisfying & thrilling slap in cinema.
Here he is in In The Heat of The Night delivering the most satisfying & thrilling slap in cinema.
Reading this in a thick Long Island accent in my mind and realizing I haven't been apologized to in several weeks by @richstaff.bsky.social. Everything okay? Is the bullpen simulator on the fritz?
February 20, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Reading this in a thick Long Island accent in my mind and realizing I haven't been apologized to in several weeks by @richstaff.bsky.social. Everything okay? Is the bullpen simulator on the fritz?
Charlie and the Muppet Factory
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Muppets
Texas Muppet Massacre
February 19, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Charlie and the Muppet Factory
The Good, the Bad, and the Muppet
Requiem for a Muppet
Texas Muppet Massacre
February 19, 2026 at 5:50 AM
The Good, the Bad, and the Muppet
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Crazy ICE experiences yesterday! Four ICE vehicles boxed me in outside my own house after following me home and trying to have me arrested. Watch the video for details!
February 19, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Crazy ICE experiences yesterday! Four ICE vehicles boxed me in outside my own house after following me home and trying to have me arrested. Watch the video for details!
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What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
I initially thought this was Henchman 21 from the Venture Bros, and that would somehow also be a fair response
"You can house the homeless or you can have a safe, walkable downtown community."
Me:
Me:
February 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I initially thought this was Henchman 21 from the Venture Bros, and that would somehow also be a fair response
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happy presidents' day
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
happy presidents' day
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Who up twistin’ they Oliver?
Who up Greating they Expectations
Who up wuthering they heights
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Who up twistin’ they Oliver?
Who up duncing they confederates?
who up having they have not
Who up jarring they bells?
February 16, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Who up duncing they confederates?
Who up jarring they bells?
who up naking they lunch
Who up killing they mockingbirds
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Who up jarring they bells?
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My English-Scots-Irish ancestors didn't die for multiculturalism; they killed for it. Killed Confederates who said shit exactly like this.
February 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
My English-Scots-Irish ancestors didn't die for multiculturalism; they killed for it. Killed Confederates who said shit exactly like this.
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This is 100 percent true and every single person who laments the loss of the antebellum South in any way should be forced to read firsthand accounts of what planters did to enslaved people with their eyeballs pinned open until reality sets in
"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement
February 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
This is 100 percent true and every single person who laments the loss of the antebellum South in any way should be forced to read firsthand accounts of what planters did to enslaved people with their eyeballs pinned open until reality sets in
The Winter Olympics are truly an amazing showcase of the whitest nonsense
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The Winter Olympics are truly an amazing showcase of the whitest nonsense
Biathalon is so cool. I mean everyone looks miserable at the finish line. But it still looks cool
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Biathalon is so cool. I mean everyone looks miserable at the finish line. But it still looks cool
What if—and hear me out on this—we made a Brett Kavanaugh robot that also wouldn't shut the fuck up?
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
What if—and hear me out on this—we made a Brett Kavanaugh robot that also wouldn't shut the fuck up?
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I'm a county-level prosecutor. It's spectacularly difficult to sway ZERO grand jurors to your position. I'm not typically one to dunk on fellow attorneys, but this is some "sobbing toddler watches their balloon drift into the clouds" level of legal skill. I'm absolutely fascinated by this.
No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
None of the D.C. grand jurors who heard the Trump administration’s pitch on why they should indict Democratic lawmakers over a video urging members of the
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I'm a county-level prosecutor. It's spectacularly difficult to sway ZERO grand jurors to your position. I'm not typically one to dunk on fellow attorneys, but this is some "sobbing toddler watches their balloon drift into the clouds" level of legal skill. I'm absolutely fascinated by this.
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The Death of Stalin is both a dudes suck and dudes rock movie.
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The Death of Stalin is both a dudes suck and dudes rock movie.
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People need to realize that, along with citizens swept up in immigration raids, they have also detained citizens for being involved in activism.
AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
People need to realize that, along with citizens swept up in immigration raids, they have also detained citizens for being involved in activism.
I cannot fathom how a person can be this obtuse
Oh my god
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I cannot fathom how a person can be this obtuse
I gotta get a playlist going
Another one Bites the Dust (Queen)
F.O.D. (Green Day)
Celebration (Kool and the Gang)
Celebrate (Anderson Paak)
I Just Want to Celebrate (EWF)
Dance to the Music (Sly and the Family Stone)
Land of 1000 Dances (Wilson Pickett)
Dance at my Funeral (Galactic ft. Boyfriend)
Another one Bites the Dust (Queen)
F.O.D. (Green Day)
Celebration (Kool and the Gang)
Celebrate (Anderson Paak)
I Just Want to Celebrate (EWF)
Dance to the Music (Sly and the Family Stone)
Land of 1000 Dances (Wilson Pickett)
Dance at my Funeral (Galactic ft. Boyfriend)
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I gotta get a playlist going
Another one Bites the Dust (Queen)
F.O.D. (Green Day)
Celebration (Kool and the Gang)
Celebrate (Anderson Paak)
I Just Want to Celebrate (EWF)
Dance to the Music (Sly and the Family Stone)
Land of 1000 Dances (Wilson Pickett)
Dance at my Funeral (Galactic ft. Boyfriend)
Another one Bites the Dust (Queen)
F.O.D. (Green Day)
Celebration (Kool and the Gang)
Celebrate (Anderson Paak)
I Just Want to Celebrate (EWF)
Dance to the Music (Sly and the Family Stone)
Land of 1000 Dances (Wilson Pickett)
Dance at my Funeral (Galactic ft. Boyfriend)
Isn't 10 Downing Street both a residence and an office?
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Isn't 10 Downing Street both a residence and an office?
