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Matt
@mearnsrea.bsky.social
Sports fan, public defender, dog person. He/him
🎶Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy🎶
Someone to hold you too close
Someone to hurt you too deep
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
New De La Soul album... it's pretty fun!
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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MTG isnt joining The View or running for president imo. She is gonna develop and teach her own brand of CrossFit karate to the Judy Gemstones of America
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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62 Years Ago Today:
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Truly amazing work. Perfect use of the format.
they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I think if you come up as a major pitching prospect in the Orioles system and after a few promising but bumpy and injury-marred seasons you get traded to the Angels, you should be able to sue God for damages
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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bill clinton got his dick sucked by a bat at the wuhan wet market in 2019
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This is good, for sure. But don't let the Church off the hook for this apnews.com/article/us-c...
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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it's so fucked up that we're ruled by a bunch of pedophiles who type like Charlie Kelly
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I've had an uptick in orders for this print recently, for reasons which are not particularly mysterious to me
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Legendary Seattle SuperSonics player and coach Lenny Wilkens died Sunday. He was 88 years old.
sports.mynorthwest.com/seattle-spor...
Seattle SuperSonics legend Lenny Wilkens dies at 88
Lenny Wilkens, a legendary player and coach for the Seattle SuperSonics, died Sunday at the age of 88.
sports.mynorthwest.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Front Toward Enemy
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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anyone know what channel this is gonna be on
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I am not enjoying the cruel and ceaseless forward march of time
We’re further away from The Rolling Stones recording “Sympathy for the Devil” than they were from the murders of the Romanovs when they recorded it
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM