Jonah Buck
@jonahbuck.bsky.social
Author, attorney, and bad grammar haver.
Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a hate crime against Italian-Americans.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a hate crime against Italian-Americans.
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
As we approach the Thanksgiving season, let us not forget the true meaning behind the holiday: vicious dinosaur techno-horror books about the commercialization of violence and the misuse of copyright laws. Just as the pilgrims intended.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
As we approach the Thanksgiving season, let us not forget the true meaning behind the holiday: vicious dinosaur techno-horror books about the commercialization of violence and the misuse of copyright laws. Just as the pilgrims intended.
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I nominate KEY & PEELE for this vital role.
Yes yes, Nosferatu (2024), Frankenstein (2025), Werwulf in 2026
but now we need an Abbott and Costello equivalent to meet them all in 2027
but now we need an Abbott and Costello equivalent to meet them all in 2027
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I nominate KEY & PEELE for this vital role.
Sometimes you find interesting things roaming around Google Maps. "Free Safe Medical Male Circumcision Services Available Here."
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sometimes you find interesting things roaming around Google Maps. "Free Safe Medical Male Circumcision Services Available Here."
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fellas is it good when the president is calling for the deaths of opposition leaders who demand that he follow the law
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
fellas is it good when the president is calling for the deaths of opposition leaders who demand that he follow the law
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It's BOREAL season. The dark and the cold, the dead leaves and the moss, the forest is calling... Pick up a copy of @strangewildspress.bsky.social's inaugural anthology featuring 22 stories by incredible authors in horror, sci-fi, and fantasy. Available in paperback and ebook.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's BOREAL season. The dark and the cold, the dead leaves and the moss, the forest is calling... Pick up a copy of @strangewildspress.bsky.social's inaugural anthology featuring 22 stories by incredible authors in horror, sci-fi, and fantasy. Available in paperback and ebook.
*ordering off the menu*
One lobotomy, please.
One lobotomy, please.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
*ordering off the menu*
One lobotomy, please.
One lobotomy, please.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
My wife's romantasy novel got a full manuscript request from an agent. Heck yeah!
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My wife's romantasy novel got a full manuscript request from an agent. Heck yeah!
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bogleech.com/mortabook/
FROM NOW UNTIL NOVEMBER 12, the public can purchase Mortasheen for the first time ever. Purchase options at the link. I have worked on this setting for over 20 years, the game system has been in develoment for over 15 and it took me over 5 to just make this first book.
FROM NOW UNTIL NOVEMBER 12, the public can purchase Mortasheen for the first time ever. Purchase options at the link. I have worked on this setting for over 20 years, the game system has been in develoment for over 15 and it took me over 5 to just make this first book.
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
bogleech.com/mortabook/
FROM NOW UNTIL NOVEMBER 12, the public can purchase Mortasheen for the first time ever. Purchase options at the link. I have worked on this setting for over 20 years, the game system has been in develoment for over 15 and it took me over 5 to just make this first book.
FROM NOW UNTIL NOVEMBER 12, the public can purchase Mortasheen for the first time ever. Purchase options at the link. I have worked on this setting for over 20 years, the game system has been in develoment for over 15 and it took me over 5 to just make this first book.
I'm deeply sad to report that our cat passed away this morning. My wife adopted her from the shelter a couple years before we met, so she's always been part of our household together. Here she is, doing what she loved most, casting disdain down upon the rest of the house from a comfy spot.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I'm deeply sad to report that our cat passed away this morning. My wife adopted her from the shelter a couple years before we met, so she's always been part of our household together. Here she is, doing what she loved most, casting disdain down upon the rest of the house from a comfy spot.
My wife has to be at work today even though most of her colleagues are currently out. That means she gets to enjoy a thoroughly ominous work environment today.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My wife has to be at work today even though most of her colleagues are currently out. That means she gets to enjoy a thoroughly ominous work environment today.
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never let a kidnapper take you to a second location and definitely don't let them take you to a third location. now if you're at the third location i know what you are thinking "why not go to the fourth location?" this type of thinking is a trap. alright now five locations? who are you kidding?
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
never let a kidnapper take you to a second location and definitely don't let them take you to a third location. now if you're at the third location i know what you are thinking "why not go to the fourth location?" this type of thinking is a trap. alright now five locations? who are you kidding?
I voted. Granted, the only thing on the ballot in my neck of the woods is whether or not to expand funding for a regional fire battalion, but I'm still here for it.
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I voted. Granted, the only thing on the ballot in my neck of the woods is whether or not to expand funding for a regional fire battalion, but I'm still here for it.
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We’re further away from The Rolling Stones recording “Sympathy for the Devil” than they were from the murders of the Romanovs when they recorded it
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We’re further away from The Rolling Stones recording “Sympathy for the Devil” than they were from the murders of the Romanovs when they recorded it
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40 million users on halloween [takes a long drag on a cigarette] no way one of them isn’t a dracula
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
40 million users on halloween [takes a long drag on a cigarette] no way one of them isn’t a dracula
Dinosaur necktie? Activated.
Staff room? Stocked with candy.
Halloween spirit? Sensible and work appropriate until 5:00, followed by seven straight hours of goblin time.
Staff room? Stocked with candy.
Halloween spirit? Sensible and work appropriate until 5:00, followed by seven straight hours of goblin time.
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Dinosaur necktie? Activated.
Staff room? Stocked with candy.
Halloween spirit? Sensible and work appropriate until 5:00, followed by seven straight hours of goblin time.
Staff room? Stocked with candy.
Halloween spirit? Sensible and work appropriate until 5:00, followed by seven straight hours of goblin time.
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Here is another absolutely spectacular Mexican WWII poster
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Here is another absolutely spectacular Mexican WWII poster
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Background/Card Art for Clash of the Ascended - a cad game I'm currently working on
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Background/Card Art for Clash of the Ascended - a cad game I'm currently working on
Another entry in the "questionable understanding of IQ" file. I present this work-mandated training module which has decreed that my "cybersecurity IQ" is 4,745. Seems scientifically rigorous to me.
October 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Another entry in the "questionable understanding of IQ" file. I present this work-mandated training module which has decreed that my "cybersecurity IQ" is 4,745. Seems scientifically rigorous to me.
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread