Jeff Strand
@jeffstrand.bsky.social
Bram Stoker Award-winning author of gobs of books, mostly horror/comedy. WGA screenwriter. Bridgett Nelson’s scorching hot boyfriend. https://linktr.ee/jeffstrandauthor
Woo-hoo! I can go back to not having to think about this vile hag!
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Woo-hoo! I can go back to not having to think about this vile hag!
FREDDY KRUEGER: Give me what I want now, and I'll be happy to discuss not killing you in your dreams at a later time.
CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Sounds good to us!
CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Sounds good to us!
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
FREDDY KRUEGER: Give me what I want now, and I'll be happy to discuss not killing you in your dreams at a later time.
CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Sounds good to us!
CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Sounds good to us!
The lobster truck is in town!!!
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The lobster truck is in town!!!
Coming soon to my Patreon. Cover by @ruthannaevans.bsky.social.
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Coming soon to my Patreon. Cover by @ruthannaevans.bsky.social.
Dear God...now nobody will be safe from flung subs!
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dear God...now nobody will be safe from flung subs!
My act of heroism for the day: I disabled CoPilot on my mom's computer.
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My act of heroism for the day: I disabled CoPilot on my mom's computer.
Ouch. Trump is going to have to release the Epstein Files to distract from these election results!
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ouch. Trump is going to have to release the Epstein Files to distract from these election results!
Halloween doesn't have to end! IT WATCHES IN THE DARK is $1.99 all month, wherever you buy e-books!
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Halloween doesn't have to end! IT WATCHES IN THE DARK is $1.99 all month, wherever you buy e-books!
DICK CHENEY: Hey, this special place in Hell isn't as bad as I expected!
SATAN: Yeah, a lot has changed, and we need to reserve the space.
SATAN: Yeah, a lot has changed, and we need to reserve the space.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
DICK CHENEY: Hey, this special place in Hell isn't as bad as I expected!
SATAN: Yeah, a lot has changed, and we need to reserve the space.
SATAN: Yeah, a lot has changed, and we need to reserve the space.
Ignore the liberal hoax. Silver Shamrock masks are totally fine for your children to wear.
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ignore the liberal hoax. Silver Shamrock masks are totally fine for your children to wear.
It's Halloween, which means it's the last day to get Bridgett Nelson's EMBRACING THE PROFANE for 99 cents! Don't be a full-price-paying chump! www.amazon.com/dp/B0DWZPVR2X/
Embracing the Profane
Embracing the Profane - Kindle edition by Nelson, Bridgett. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Embracing the Profane.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's Halloween, which means it's the last day to get Bridgett Nelson's EMBRACING THE PROFANE for 99 cents! Don't be a full-price-paying chump! www.amazon.com/dp/B0DWZPVR2X/
Happy Halloweeeeeeeen!!!
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Happy Halloweeeeeeeen!!!
In the pipeline, a bonkers slasher novel trilogy by me!
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Aethon Buys Horror Publisher Wicked House
Wicked House Publishing, which has a backlist of more than 50 titles, will become the horror imprint of Aethon Books.
www.publishersweekly.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In the pipeline, a bonkers slasher novel trilogy by me!
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Happy Devil’s Night, Mischief Night, Cabbage Night, and Goosey Night, everyone!
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Happy Devil’s Night, Mischief Night, Cabbage Night, and Goosey Night, everyone!
Sale ends on Halloween! Get EMBRACING THE PROFANE for 99 cents! That's less than half a cent per "WTF, Bridgett???" moment. www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sale ends on Halloween! Get EMBRACING THE PROFANE for 99 cents! That's less than half a cent per "WTF, Bridgett???" moment. www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
It's Bridgett Nelson's most effed up collection yet! Now only 99 cents between now and Halloween! www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's Bridgett Nelson's most effed up collection yet! Now only 99 cents between now and Halloween! www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
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It amazes me how @jeffstrand.bsky.social keeps churning out winner after winner. Such a fun read ⭐⭐⭐⭐
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It amazes me how @jeffstrand.bsky.social keeps churning out winner after winner. Such a fun read ⭐⭐⭐⭐
I assume YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND would've been #53! www.menshealth.com/entertainmen...
The 52 Best Horror Books of 2025
Just in time for Halloween—these will keep you up (and reading) at night.
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October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I assume YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND would've been #53! www.menshealth.com/entertainmen...
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New @jeffstrand.bsky.social limited edition is going to arrive mid-November. Secure your copy today! thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm.... Cover art by Frank Walls.
October 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
New @jeffstrand.bsky.social limited edition is going to arrive mid-November. Secure your copy today! thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm.... Cover art by Frank Walls.
The gourmet hardcover collector's edition of YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is now available for pre-order from Thunderstorm Books! thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm...
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The gourmet hardcover collector's edition of YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is now available for pre-order from Thunderstorm Books! thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm...
Last black licorice ice cream of the season!
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Last black licorice ice cream of the season!
I wasn’t invited into this anthology, presumably because they know I could never top my redneck story “The Moonshining” from Y’ALL AIN’T RIGHT.
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wasn’t invited into this anthology, presumably because they know I could never top my redneck story “The Moonshining” from Y’ALL AIN’T RIGHT.
Be careful swimming in Bone Lake, or you might get poked!
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Be careful swimming in Bone Lake, or you might get poked!
My first time bowling in a very, very long time. I did okay my first game, then proceeded to suck more with each new game.
October 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My first time bowling in a very, very long time. I did okay my first game, then proceeded to suck more with each new game.