Jeff Strand
@jeffstrand.bsky.social
Bram Stoker Award-winning author of gobs of books, mostly horror/comedy. WGA screenwriter. Bridgett Nelson’s scorching hot boyfriend. https://linktr.ee/jeffstrandauthor
Would you rather watch the Kid Rock halftime show, or spend the same amount of time watching repeatedly watching video of Trump soiling himself during a press conference? (Bonus third choice: death.)
February 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Would you rather watch the Kid Rock halftime show, or spend the same amount of time watching repeatedly watching video of Trump soiling himself during a press conference? (Bonus third choice: death.)
You can still get the first three Eek! books at your local bookstore! Plenty of time to catch up before TERROR FROM THE CAVE comes out in August!
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
You can still get the first three Eek! books at your local bookstore! Plenty of time to catch up before TERROR FROM THE CAVE comes out in August!
"Well......I guess I'll finish what I started. [Massages forehead as I let out a deep, resigned sigh.]" -- Me, buying tickets to The Strangers, Chapter 3.
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Well......I guess I'll finish what I started. [Massages forehead as I let out a deep, resigned sigh.]" -- Me, buying tickets to The Strangers, Chapter 3.
San Diego! Come out on to an early screening of ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES: ORGANIC INTELLIGENCE at the USS Midway Museum on February 20th! Celebrity appearances include the nerd who wrote the novelization of the original movie. www.midway.org/event/attack...
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence Advance Screening | USS Midway Museum
Step aboard the USS Midway Museum on Friday, February 20, 2026 for an advance screening of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence" with cast, crew and movie props, giveaways and more!
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February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
San Diego! Come out on to an early screening of ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES: ORGANIC INTELLIGENCE at the USS Midway Museum on February 20th! Celebrity appearances include the nerd who wrote the novelization of the original movie. www.midway.org/event/attack...
The groundhog saw his shadow, so we're in for six more weeks of winter and three more years of hell.
February 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
The groundhog saw his shadow, so we're in for six more weeks of winter and three more years of hell.
Start your February on the right note with my lighthearted romantic comedy! www.amazon.com/Your-Body-Wi...
Your Body Will Never Be Found
Amazon.com: Your Body Will Never Be Found eBook : Strand, Jeff: Kindle Store
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February 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Start your February on the right note with my lighthearted romantic comedy! www.amazon.com/Your-Body-Wi...
The critics hate it, but MAGA audiences who didn't actually go see it love it!!!
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The critics hate it, but MAGA audiences who didn't actually go see it love it!!!
You may not be planning to see MELANIA opening weekend, but what if they offered…COLLECTIBLE TICKETS???
January 29, 2026 at 5:01 PM
You may not be planning to see MELANIA opening weekend, but what if they offered…COLLECTIBLE TICKETS???
Every single plan by every single SCREAM killer ignores the concept of forensic evidence.
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Every single plan by every single SCREAM killer ignores the concept of forensic evidence.
A Wolfy New Look
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January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The latest issue of my newsletter goes out tomorrow! Contains the brand-new story "DNA Test." Subscribe! Subscribe! Subscribe! eepurl.com/dewPc9
January 26, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The latest issue of my newsletter goes out tomorrow! Contains the brand-new story "DNA Test." Subscribe! Subscribe! Subscribe! eepurl.com/dewPc9
My lucky socks worked! You're welcome, Seahawks!
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 AM
My lucky socks worked! You're welcome, Seahawks!
I wonder if people singing "The Star Spangled Banner" at sporting events ever get the Frank Drebin version stuck in their head?
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I wonder if people singing "The Star Spangled Banner" at sporting events ever get the Frank Drebin version stuck in their head?
My socks have Seahawks colors AND rep the best children’s book of all time!
January 25, 2026 at 6:40 PM
My socks have Seahawks colors AND rep the best children’s book of all time!
Beware! Wicked House is putting out shiny new editions of the WOLF HUNT trilogy!
January 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Beware! Wicked House is putting out shiny new editions of the WOLF HUNT trilogy!
As the world crashes and burns, at least we can enjoy that a vampire movie set the record for the most-ever Oscar nominations for a single film.
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
As the world crashes and burns, at least we can enjoy that a vampire movie set the record for the most-ever Oscar nominations for a single film.
Extreme times require extreme measures.
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Extreme times require extreme measures.
I'm rooting for the Buffalo Bills because of my loyalty to delicious Buffalo wings.
January 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I'm rooting for the Buffalo Bills because of my loyalty to delicious Buffalo wings.
In the spirit of Trump accepting somebody else’s Nobel Peace Prize, I’m thrilled to announce that I’m the winner of the Haunted Minds Book Club award for Best Collection! Woooooo!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 8:09 PM
In the spirit of Trump accepting somebody else’s Nobel Peace Prize, I’m thrilled to announce that I’m the winner of the Haunted Minds Book Club award for Best Collection! Woooooo!!!!
Yes, I thought these sounded gross too. They’re delicious!
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Yes, I thought these sounded gross too. They’re delicious!
SATAN: The White House tweeted a tribute to you.
SCOTT ADAMS: Uhhhh…why did they give Dilbert a mouth? That’s not how he looks! How hard is it to draw Dilbert??? Did Trump not actually care?
SATAN: LOL. Now you get it.
SCOTT ADAMS: At least they kept him white.
SCOTT ADAMS: Uhhhh…why did they give Dilbert a mouth? That’s not how he looks! How hard is it to draw Dilbert??? Did Trump not actually care?
SATAN: LOL. Now you get it.
SCOTT ADAMS: At least they kept him white.
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
SATAN: The White House tweeted a tribute to you.
SCOTT ADAMS: Uhhhh…why did they give Dilbert a mouth? That’s not how he looks! How hard is it to draw Dilbert??? Did Trump not actually care?
SATAN: LOL. Now you get it.
SCOTT ADAMS: At least they kept him white.
SCOTT ADAMS: Uhhhh…why did they give Dilbert a mouth? That’s not how he looks! How hard is it to draw Dilbert??? Did Trump not actually care?
SATAN: LOL. Now you get it.
SCOTT ADAMS: At least they kept him white.
RIP Scott Adams, a man who created Dilbert, but somehow grew to believe that the pointy-haired boss was the true hero.
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
RIP Scott Adams, a man who created Dilbert, but somehow grew to believe that the pointy-haired boss was the true hero.
These NFL teams suck. I haven't seen a single player pull another player's flag.
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
These NFL teams suck. I haven't seen a single player pull another player's flag.
Listen to Walter. www.basilweb.net/blog/2026/01...
Karma, by Bridgett Nelson – 5/5
Her first full-length novel, Karma, by Bridgett Nelson (winner of two Splatterpunk Awards!), is a fast-paced story of good old-fashioned, Old Testament, (brown)eye-for-an-eye revenge. If you don’t …
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January 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Listen to Walter. www.basilweb.net/blog/2026/01...
A rare post about FANGBOY!
"Does he really have an urge to kill?"
"All children do these days."
A wild, humorous mix of "stuff" (no horror) that maybe approximates "Pinocchio". Probably not. You decide (if I have to, I'll pull all my own teeth out)...
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"All children do these days."
A wild, humorous mix of "stuff" (no horror) that maybe approximates "Pinocchio". Probably not. You decide (if I have to, I'll pull all my own teeth out)...
@jeffstrand.bsky.social
#booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓
💙📚
🩸📚
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
A rare post about FANGBOY!