Jeff Strand
@jeffstrand.bsky.social
Bram Stoker Award-winning author of gobs of books, mostly horror/comedy. WGA screenwriter. Bridgett Nelson’s scorching hot boyfriend. https://linktr.ee/jeffstrandauthor
Woo-hoo! I can go back to not having to think about this vile hag!
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Woo-hoo! I can go back to not having to think about this vile hag!
The lobster truck is in town!!!
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The lobster truck is in town!!!
Coming soon to my Patreon. Cover by @ruthannaevans.bsky.social.
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Coming soon to my Patreon. Cover by @ruthannaevans.bsky.social.
Dear God...now nobody will be safe from flung subs!
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dear God...now nobody will be safe from flung subs!
Halloween doesn't have to end! IT WATCHES IN THE DARK is $1.99 all month, wherever you buy e-books!
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Halloween doesn't have to end! IT WATCHES IN THE DARK is $1.99 all month, wherever you buy e-books!
Sale ends on Halloween! Get EMBRACING THE PROFANE for 99 cents! That's less than half a cent per "WTF, Bridgett???" moment. www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sale ends on Halloween! Get EMBRACING THE PROFANE for 99 cents! That's less than half a cent per "WTF, Bridgett???" moment. www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
It's Bridgett Nelson's most effed up collection yet! Now only 99 cents between now and Halloween! www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's Bridgett Nelson's most effed up collection yet! Now only 99 cents between now and Halloween! www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
The gourmet hardcover collector's edition of YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is now available for pre-order from Thunderstorm Books! thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm...
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The gourmet hardcover collector's edition of YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is now available for pre-order from Thunderstorm Books! thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm...
Last black licorice ice cream of the season!
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Last black licorice ice cream of the season!
I wasn’t invited into this anthology, presumably because they know I could never top my redneck story “The Moonshining” from Y’ALL AIN’T RIGHT.
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wasn’t invited into this anthology, presumably because they know I could never top my redneck story “The Moonshining” from Y’ALL AIN’T RIGHT.
Be careful swimming in Bone Lake, or you might get poked!
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Be careful swimming in Bone Lake, or you might get poked!
My first time bowling in a very, very long time. I did okay my first game, then proceeded to suck more with each new game.
October 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My first time bowling in a very, very long time. I did okay my first game, then proceeded to suck more with each new game.
I’m seeing GOOD BOY instead…but what a world!!!
October 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m seeing GOOD BOY instead…but what a world!!!
It’s behind me, isn’t it?
October 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It’s behind me, isn’t it?
Bridgett Nelson’s new tattoo. We’ve entered the “No Returns” phase of our relationship.
October 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Bridgett Nelson’s new tattoo. We’ve entered the “No Returns” phase of our relationship.
Oh, crap, what’s this…?
October 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oh, crap, what’s this…?
Visiting my publisher! Unless they call security.
October 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Visiting my publisher! Unless they call security.
Bridgett Nelson suggested that it may be time for a new wallet.
October 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Bridgett Nelson suggested that it may be time for a new wallet.
I only dine at the classiest joints!
October 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I only dine at the classiest joints!
I’ve considered it, yeah.
October 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’ve considered it, yeah.
He’s not for sale. The shipping cost would be way too high.
October 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
He’s not for sale. The shipping cost would be way too high.