Jonah Buck
@jonahbuck.bsky.social
Author, attorney, and bad grammar haver.
Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a hate crime against Italian-Americans.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a hate crime against Italian-Americans.
As we approach the Thanksgiving season, let us not forget the true meaning behind the holiday: vicious dinosaur techno-horror books about the commercialization of violence and the misuse of copyright laws. Just as the pilgrims intended.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
As we approach the Thanksgiving season, let us not forget the true meaning behind the holiday: vicious dinosaur techno-horror books about the commercialization of violence and the misuse of copyright laws. Just as the pilgrims intended.
Sometimes you find interesting things roaming around Google Maps. "Free Safe Medical Male Circumcision Services Available Here."
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sometimes you find interesting things roaming around Google Maps. "Free Safe Medical Male Circumcision Services Available Here."
I'm deeply sad to report that our cat passed away this morning. My wife adopted her from the shelter a couple years before we met, so she's always been part of our household together. Here she is, doing what she loved most, casting disdain down upon the rest of the house from a comfy spot.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I'm deeply sad to report that our cat passed away this morning. My wife adopted her from the shelter a couple years before we met, so she's always been part of our household together. Here she is, doing what she loved most, casting disdain down upon the rest of the house from a comfy spot.
My wife has to be at work today even though most of her colleagues are currently out. That means she gets to enjoy a thoroughly ominous work environment today.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My wife has to be at work today even though most of her colleagues are currently out. That means she gets to enjoy a thoroughly ominous work environment today.
Dinosaur necktie? Activated.
Staff room? Stocked with candy.
Halloween spirit? Sensible and work appropriate until 5:00, followed by seven straight hours of goblin time.
Staff room? Stocked with candy.
Halloween spirit? Sensible and work appropriate until 5:00, followed by seven straight hours of goblin time.
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Dinosaur necktie? Activated.
Staff room? Stocked with candy.
Halloween spirit? Sensible and work appropriate until 5:00, followed by seven straight hours of goblin time.
Staff room? Stocked with candy.
Halloween spirit? Sensible and work appropriate until 5:00, followed by seven straight hours of goblin time.
Another entry in the "questionable understanding of IQ" file. I present this work-mandated training module which has decreed that my "cybersecurity IQ" is 4,745. Seems scientifically rigorous to me.
October 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Another entry in the "questionable understanding of IQ" file. I present this work-mandated training module which has decreed that my "cybersecurity IQ" is 4,745. Seems scientifically rigorous to me.
Made a friend on the way to work today.
October 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Made a friend on the way to work today.
My wife had never seen Army of Darkness. She now regrets having seen Army of Darkness. My work here is done.
October 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My wife had never seen Army of Darkness. She now regrets having seen Army of Darkness. My work here is done.
This shot of Astoria, Oregon is probably the best photo I'll ever take. Mostly because nearly all the photos I take are unflattering pictures of my dogs that I think are funny.
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This shot of Astoria, Oregon is probably the best photo I'll ever take. Mostly because nearly all the photos I take are unflattering pictures of my dogs that I think are funny.
I was going through some old pictures and found this one. My wife had a small legion of faithful crows at our previous address, and she would regularly summon them by throwing a bag of peanuts into the yard. I'd be curious to know if that flock still tells the legend of the peanut lady.
October 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I was going through some old pictures and found this one. My wife had a small legion of faithful crows at our previous address, and she would regularly summon them by throwing a bag of peanuts into the yard. I'd be curious to know if that flock still tells the legend of the peanut lady.
Gosh, look at the time. It's Promoting My Dinosaur Techno-Horror Novel O'clock.
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Gosh, look at the time. It's Promoting My Dinosaur Techno-Horror Novel O'clock.
CODE SABER BLACK. WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH. CHRISTMAS LIGHTS FOUND IN SEPTEMBER. ALL PERSONNEL REPORT TO STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT. CODE SABER BLACK.
September 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
CODE SABER BLACK. WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH. CHRISTMAS LIGHTS FOUND IN SEPTEMBER. ALL PERSONNEL REPORT TO STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT. CODE SABER BLACK.
This is just a quick screenshot off some promotional material, but the monster I designed for Dungeon Denizens II now has official artwork. Meet the Tenterhook.
September 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is just a quick screenshot off some promotional material, but the monster I designed for Dungeon Denizens II now has official artwork. Meet the Tenterhook.
There was a time when I could put my shoes on unobstructed. Those were dark times.
September 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
There was a time when I could put my shoes on unobstructed. Those were dark times.
My wife basically has Pirates of the Caribbean memorized after watching it approximately 11 bazillion times as a teenager. Took her to see it with the Oregon Symphony performing the soundtrack live. Many yarrs were yarred.
September 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My wife basically has Pirates of the Caribbean memorized after watching it approximately 11 bazillion times as a teenager. Took her to see it with the Oregon Symphony performing the soundtrack live. Many yarrs were yarred.
We took our dog to the vet to get her teeth cleaned, and they also deflated her.
September 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
We took our dog to the vet to get her teeth cleaned, and they also deflated her.
In the 4th grade, I handwrote a 10 page Halloween story for homework about each and every one of my classmates being systematically hunted by dinosaurs on behalf of the principal, who was secretly a mummy. I am absolutely just the adult version of my childhood self.
September 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
In the 4th grade, I handwrote a 10 page Halloween story for homework about each and every one of my classmates being systematically hunted by dinosaurs on behalf of the principal, who was secretly a mummy. I am absolutely just the adult version of my childhood self.
Me, staring at the sales page for my newly released techno-horror dinosaur book, trying to will more reviews into existence.
August 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me, staring at the sales page for my newly released techno-horror dinosaur book, trying to will more reviews into existence.
Our cat is petitioning to have a small region protected for conservation which she dubs Murder Cave State Park. Don't ask why it's called that. It's probably fine.
August 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Our cat is petitioning to have a small region protected for conservation which she dubs Murder Cave State Park. Don't ask why it's called that. It's probably fine.
I was briefly unsupervised in the Corvallis used book store.
August 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I was briefly unsupervised in the Corvallis used book store.
That's a real nice social media feed ya' got there. Be a real shame if somebody advertised a new techno-horror novel about lawyers vs dinosaurs on it. A real shame.
August 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That's a real nice social media feed ya' got there. Be a real shame if somebody advertised a new techno-horror novel about lawyers vs dinosaurs on it. A real shame.
In an incredible tour de force, SAVAGE HELIX remains #1 on the List of Books I've Written Recently for the second straight week. Thank you to everyone who got us here. Absolutely amazing.
August 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
In an incredible tour de force, SAVAGE HELIX remains #1 on the List of Books I've Written Recently for the second straight week. Thank you to everyone who got us here. Absolutely amazing.
I won an advanced copy of @tkingfisher.com's Hemlock & Silver via a Rose City Comic Con promotion. I almost made it inside from the mailbox before my wife "borrowed" it (read: perniciously thieved) for her own nefarious purposes (read: rearranging her reading list so this can be next).
August 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I won an advanced copy of @tkingfisher.com's Hemlock & Silver via a Rose City Comic Con promotion. I almost made it inside from the mailbox before my wife "borrowed" it (read: perniciously thieved) for her own nefarious purposes (read: rearranging her reading list so this can be next).