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bitten by a radioactive know-it-all. made ars paradoxica and remarkable providences with the whisperforge
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Countering BDS with ZDS
This month's bonus episode is about Zohran Derangement Syndrome, the dangerous malady infecting newsrooms across the globe.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
cpap machine is short for for seep papnea machine
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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that said i do think del toro’s frankenstein erred by cutting the creature’s canonical performance of Puttin On The Ritz
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I wish Elon had tried to call it X-pedia
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
obsessed with this goat they dyed wildberry poptart colors. this is what star trek is for
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Probably the easiest day in the world for a NY Post writer is when the city tries to legalize medically-assisted euthanasia
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It is so weird that Charles Dance plays Victor Frankenstein’s dad in two separate movie adaptations of Frankenstein ten years apart
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They should recast the bald brothers in Selling Sunset with Jim Rash and Anthony Carrigan
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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i've tried talking to chatgpt a few times (because people are always like "how do you know it sucks if you haven't tried it) and the thought I can never get over is "damn this thing does not know shit"
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“parasocial” is short for “parade socialism”, where the workers own the means of production and use that to fund parades
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It was crazy when Worf’s brother wanted to die so bad that Worf incapacitated him and changed his face and erased his memory and gave him to a new family
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It would be so sick if we got some camel taxis
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I think we need to reframe things and refer to any software that intentionally negatively affects user experience to further some ulterior motive as "malicious software"
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Standing on the shoulders of giantesses
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I can’t wait to see Jeremy Allen sweat over the writing of “Santa Claus is Coming To Town”
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Gyrosse Pointe Blank
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
who called it “watchmen” and not “squid game”? alan moore, probably. he wouldn’t even get that reference back then
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“-Zilla” is a suffix that means “lizard with the power of”, so
Godzilla: lizard with the power of God
FileZilla: lizard with the power of files
Bridezilla: lizard with the power of bride
Mozilla: lizard with the power of Mo
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The idea of Bari as elite media operator is out. The idea of her as Younger Kathy Geiss is in.
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Got a sweet tea at Popeyes and they straight up served it hot
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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the only real way to minimize the chances of a knife attacker in your train car is to support policies that grant workers good livelihoods and dignity, and ensure universal access to physical and mental healthcare. healthy happy people don't go around stabbing people. design for health and happiness
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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If someone can figure out a way for me to listen to music while editing a podcast, you will have created a breakthrough so innovative that you will sit in heaven for eternity at the right hand of the father. Good luck.
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Saw a lady on TikTok who sincerely didn’t realize that the bluegrass legend that inspired her to pick up a banjo was once a comedian: Steve Martin
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM