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· Apr 8
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this is sooooo funny “either fire this lady or we’ll hold a vote to say you should fire her”
senator jeffries has never done something the hard way
senator jeffries has never done something the hard way
Donald Trump must fire Kristi Noem immediately.
Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
this is sooooo funny “either fire this lady or we’ll hold a vote to say you should fire her”
senator jeffries has never done something the hard way
senator jeffries has never done something the hard way
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The American Dream adage of "you can be rich if you work hard" serves only to convince the rich that they have worked hard.
January 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The American Dream adage of "you can be rich if you work hard" serves only to convince the rich that they have worked hard.
insanely bleak interview. we’re not pathetic, we’re just powerless to stop what’s happening. we’re pretty sure the president isn’t a king but we’ll back down on that if polling says we should
January 27, 2026 at 6:51 PM
insanely bleak interview. we’re not pathetic, we’re just powerless to stop what’s happening. we’re pretty sure the president isn’t a king but we’ll back down on that if polling says we should
It might be true that many Americans dislike the concept of “open borders” but it is incontrovertible that no nation deserves border controls less than the united states; both as fulfillment of our national self-conception and as restitution for the evil wrought by our immigration system since 1952.
I think both calling for abolishing ICE is fine and casting what ICE is doing as inherent to immigration enforcement is an extremely bad idea because if you frame the choice as "open borders or this" lots of people will choose this. It also just isn't true, Canada has borders and IRCC don't do this
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
It might be true that many Americans dislike the concept of “open borders” but it is incontrovertible that no nation deserves border controls less than the united states; both as fulfillment of our national self-conception and as restitution for the evil wrought by our immigration system since 1952.
I think you’re fundamentally doomed releasing a AAA multiplayer experience. I can’t think of a single popular multiplayer game that wasn’t originally a mod (DotA, Counter-Strike), a kei-scale indie (Lethal Company, PEAK), or coattail-chasing from the majors (MS’s Minecraft acq, Apex/Fortnite: BR)
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I think you’re fundamentally doomed releasing a AAA multiplayer experience. I can’t think of a single popular multiplayer game that wasn’t originally a mod (DotA, Counter-Strike), a kei-scale indie (Lethal Company, PEAK), or coattail-chasing from the majors (MS’s Minecraft acq, Apex/Fortnite: BR)
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they call him homan because he’s almost, but not quite, human
January 27, 2026 at 11:22 AM
they call him homan because he’s almost, but not quite, human
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"we interpreted our politics through the lens of the wizarding world" is the bleakest sentence I've read this week
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
"we interpreted our politics through the lens of the wizarding world" is the bleakest sentence I've read this week
this caption won’t be funnier than the sound in this clip
January 27, 2026 at 1:56 AM
this caption won’t be funnier than the sound in this clip
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Jesus Bourne, it's Jason Christ!
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Jesus Bourne, it's Jason Christ!
My “We’re not Palantir” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Experian’s tech chief defends credit scores: ‘We’re not Palantir’
Experian’s tech chief defends credit scores: ‘We’re not Palantir’
Experian tech and software chief Alex Lintner explains the modern data brokerage and how AI is changing everything.
buff.ly
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
My “We’re not Palantir” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
kind of crazy how much holocaust-caliber stuff is going on right now that we won’t know about for another decade at least
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 AM
kind of crazy how much holocaust-caliber stuff is going on right now that we won’t know about for another decade at least
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L.L. Bean stands for Ladies Love Mr. Bean
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
L.L. Bean stands for Ladies Love Mr. Bean
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Yeah, I do "peer-to-peer" torrenting. It's the torrent of endorphins that flood through me, whenever I'm hugging my dear close friends in person. Only a scumbag would illegally download movies/music, not that I would even have time to, keeping so busy with my hobby of 3D printing untraceable guns.
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Yeah, I do "peer-to-peer" torrenting. It's the torrent of endorphins that flood through me, whenever I'm hugging my dear close friends in person. Only a scumbag would illegally download movies/music, not that I would even have time to, keeping so busy with my hobby of 3D printing untraceable guns.
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
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we’re not getting hit with the imperial boomerang so much as we built an automatic imperial boomerang-throwing device and loaded thousands and thousands of boomerangs into it
September 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
we’re not getting hit with the imperial boomerang so much as we built an automatic imperial boomerang-throwing device and loaded thousands and thousands of boomerangs into it
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I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I agree that we can’t make Alex Pretti a Benedictine monk because that’s a trap, but we can talk about the good things we did because people will see and hear them and think “I do those things too”
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
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Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
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The way to reconcile this is their aspiration was always to put down a slave revolt, not fight in one. bsky.app/profile/osit...
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The way to reconcile this is their aspiration was always to put down a slave revolt, not fight in one. bsky.app/profile/osit...
The democrats are fucked bc they agree with all this, they just think it’s impolite
January 24, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The democrats are fucked bc they agree with all this, they just think it’s impolite
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The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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locked in? bro i’m tucked in
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
locked in? bro i’m tucked in