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bitten by a radioactive know-it-all. made ars paradoxica and remarkable providences with the whisperforge
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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: if you are or have ever been concerned about “illegal immigration” in the US you are as stupid as you are evil.
Something I like seeing popping up more on TikTok and elsewhere are younger people saying “I actually don’t give a fuck if someone is here illegally.” Those of us of a certain age (and older) have been kind of tricked into having this abstract debate for decades. What matters are actions.
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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DACA was great but it was a pivot from when Obama was emphasizing deportations and border security to get Republicans to bargain on immigration reform, which they never did because they want the issue not a solution to the issue
January 28, 2026 at 12:44 PM
wil wheat is more annoying than wes crush ever was
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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This guy, for the record
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 12:59 AM
this is sooooo funny “either fire this lady or we’ll hold a vote to say you should fire her”
senator jeffries has never done something the hard way
Donald Trump must fire Kristi Noem immediately.

Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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The American Dream adage of "you can be rich if you work hard" serves only to convince the rich that they have worked hard.
January 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
insanely bleak interview. we’re not pathetic, we’re just powerless to stop what’s happening. we’re pretty sure the president isn’t a king but we’ll back down on that if polling says we should
January 27, 2026 at 6:51 PM
It might be true that many Americans dislike the concept of “open borders” but it is incontrovertible that no nation deserves border controls less than the united states; both as fulfillment of our national self-conception and as restitution for the evil wrought by our immigration system since 1952.
I think both calling for abolishing ICE is fine and casting what ICE is doing as inherent to immigration enforcement is an extremely bad idea because if you frame the choice as "open borders or this" lots of people will choose this. It also just isn't true, Canada has borders and IRCC don't do this
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I think you’re fundamentally doomed releasing a AAA multiplayer experience. I can’t think of a single popular multiplayer game that wasn’t originally a mod (DotA, Counter-Strike), a kei-scale indie (Lethal Company, PEAK), or coattail-chasing from the majors (MS’s Minecraft acq, Apex/Fortnite: BR)
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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homanculus
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 AM
they call him homan because he’s almost, but not quite, human
January 27, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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"we interpreted our politics through the lens of the wizarding world" is the bleakest sentence I've read this week
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
this caption won’t be funnier than the sound in this clip
January 27, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Jesus Bourne, it's Jason Christ!
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My “We’re not Palantir” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse

if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
kind of crazy how much holocaust-caliber stuff is going on right now that we won’t know about for another decade at least
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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L.L. Bean stands for Ladies Love Mr. Bean
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Yeah, I do "peer-to-peer" torrenting. It's the torrent of endorphins that flood through me, whenever I'm hugging my dear close friends in person. Only a scumbag would illegally download movies/music, not that I would even have time to, keeping so busy with my hobby of 3D printing untraceable guns.
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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we’re not getting hit with the imperial boomerang so much as we built an automatic imperial boomerang-throwing device and loaded thousands and thousands of boomerangs into it
September 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I agree that we can’t make Alex Pretti a Benedictine monk because that’s a trap, but we can talk about the good things we did because people will see and hear them and think “I do those things too”
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM