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bitten by a radioactive know-it-all. made ars paradoxica and remarkable providences with the whisperforge
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obsessed with this goat they dyed wildberry poptart colors. this is what star trek is for
William Shatner as Captain Kirk walks past a space fantasy village market. In the center is a goat that has been dyed teal and purple below its neck
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Nothing says “I am a moron and have too much money” like bringing home a The Frame tv in the back of your Cybertruck
A cardboard box labeled “SAMSUNG The Frame 75” sits in the back of a Tesla Cybertruck
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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pretty sure you can’t even get this anymore
Screenshot of “Yaris” for Xbox Live Arcade. A Toyota Yaris is racing through a half-tube with a robotic claw arm sticking out of the car.
October 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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30 Rock: Jack tells Kenneth “That’s Republican, we count those.”
September 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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never forget
Photo of a a dog licking a man’s face backgrounded by an image of 9/11
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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thought this run was going to end before i went to bed but i like running humphrey on rank 5 on the dream with only items that can have maximum stats. also since I had zen on, approximately all of the run was watching the game play itself. the 11x lucky carrot bonus really is unstoppable
August 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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greenlighting a jurassic park sequel
Tobias Funke saying “but it might work for us”
August 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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average mosa lina experience
August 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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noooooooooo
There will not be a portrait mode, only a landscape mode
August 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Just found that iTunes still has a ringtone store where you can buy official movie quotes for your favorite films like Despicable Me and The 40 Year-Old Virgin
iTunes Store: LMovie Dialogue Alert Tones It's So Fluffy!! Despicable Me $0.99 Darth Vader: I Am Your Father Star Wars $0.99 Agnes: He's So Fluffy, I'm Gonna Die! Despicable Me $0.99 Al Pacino: Say Hello to My Little Friend! Scarface $0.99 Yoda: Do or Do Not, There Is No Try Star Wars $0.99 Tom Hanks: Houston, We Have a Problem Apollo 13 $0.99 Harry Potter Epic Themes & Movie Soundtracks $1.29 Darth Vader: What Is Thy Bidding, My Master? Star Wars $0.99 Jim Carrey: B-E-A-utiful Bruce Almighty $0.99 Ahhh...Kelly Clarkson!! The 40 Year-Old Virgin $0.99
July 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Another fun Humphrey run
July 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I think I beat Maze Mice
July 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I think if you have “Sent from my [device]” in your email signature you’ve failed a very basic turing test and we gotta
A diagram demonstrates the brainward path of travel for a cap-bolt gun, used to euthanize cows, from the WikiHow article “How to Humanely Euthanize a Cow”
July 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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30 Rock: Jack Donaghy holds a graph that says mostly “The Biggest Loser”, a sliver that says “everything else”, and a section that says “Make it 1997 again through science or magic”
July 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Now THIS kinda queen I can get behind www.404media.co/dna-from-pre...
Ancient stone idol of a fat woman sitting between two hounds from Çatalhöyük, Turkey
June 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Goofy, Sora, and Donald cross weapons in Kingdom Hearts, activating a Trinity Point.
June 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Extremely enthused that the French name for Passimian is Quartermac
The Teamwork Pokémon Passimian. He’s a monkey with a football helmet. Le Pokémon Coopération Quartermac. C'est un singe avec un casque de football.
June 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I thought they said “roaming hippo drone” and I got so scared
The hippodrome atop Palatine Hill, Rome
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Still from “Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes” — Review (2018). Forrest MacNeil cries over several plates of partially-eaten pancakes in a diner.
June 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Oh my god this is the cutest train system I’ve ever seen
June 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Utterly enchanted by the tiny cars of Perugia’s MiniMetro
Minimetro train cars pass each other on tracks above Perugia, Italy. Each is five meters long.
June 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Drive jacket for sensitive girls
Vestements of St. Dominic; the back of a white coat, with a lamb on a cloud radiating sunlight embroidered in golden thread
May 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Sleepy Komala, they’re calling her. Sleepy Komala… she’s a new kind of Pokeymon. Did you ever see? New pokeymon, it’s beautiful, really. She’s a tiny little koala, tiny. And she’s got a BIG drink, big coconut drink, but she’s sleeping! She’s falling asleep when she’s active! You gotta keep her on the bench, charge her up on the bench, that’s what we’re doing, we’re benching Komala—on the bench—and we then charge up the Komala, she’s decent, and she’s colorless so—the benefits go on, they go on.
May 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Sorry for posting this
tweet from @dandevorak, 01:13 10/31/18: prediction for 2019: the mask is gonna get big again because of a meme somehow
May 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM