Mcg05
@mcg05.bsky.social
At best, the second worst person you know.
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you can immediately clock WKRP fans just by seeing whose face lights up with these 10 little words: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
“WKRP In Cincinnati” premieres 47 years ago today — a show that creator Hugh Wilson based on radio staff he knew from his days in advertising.
“Every call letter that I ran through my mind was already taken,” he said. “I think WKRP was not taken because it can be said that it spells ‘crap.'”
“Every call letter that I ran through my mind was already taken,” he said. “I think WKRP was not taken because it can be said that it spells ‘crap.'”
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
you can immediately clock WKRP fans just by seeing whose face lights up with these 10 little words: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
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Pure ego.
HER love affair was more important than anything. She could have sold that stone to a rich jewel-obsessed dipshit and used the proceeds to feed orphans.
But only her precious heart's desires will ever count for anything. Only hers!
What a great American movie. Me! Me! Me!
HER love affair was more important than anything. She could have sold that stone to a rich jewel-obsessed dipshit and used the proceeds to feed orphans.
But only her precious heart's desires will ever count for anything. Only hers!
What a great American movie. Me! Me! Me!
Rose throwing the diamond into the ocean at the end of Titanic is not a symbolic gesture of love. It's a metaphor for how old people hoard the wealth for themselves instead of letting young people have some
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pure ego.
HER love affair was more important than anything. She could have sold that stone to a rich jewel-obsessed dipshit and used the proceeds to feed orphans.
But only her precious heart's desires will ever count for anything. Only hers!
What a great American movie. Me! Me! Me!
HER love affair was more important than anything. She could have sold that stone to a rich jewel-obsessed dipshit and used the proceeds to feed orphans.
But only her precious heart's desires will ever count for anything. Only hers!
What a great American movie. Me! Me! Me!
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
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JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
WASHINGTON D.C. - American Vice President JD Vance has posted online, slamming the country of Canada's economic and immigration policies, which insiders reveal stems from hurt feelings over being sexu...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
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Teenage boys who trick-or-treat without a costume: it’s time to learn a lesson in what zero effort gets you. You get a treat, but it’s a can of warm La Croix thrown at you from twenty feet away.
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Teenage boys who trick-or-treat without a costume: it’s time to learn a lesson in what zero effort gets you. You get a treat, but it’s a can of warm La Croix thrown at you from twenty feet away.
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Now THAT is how you do a season finale.
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Now THAT is how you do a season finale.
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when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
June 13, 2023 at 3:35 AM
when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
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Robert Clothier was known across Canada as Relic on The Beachcombers.
But long before that show premiered, he was a decorated Second World War pilot who flew over 50 combat missions in Europe and had to learn to walk again following a crash.
This is his amazing story.
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But long before that show premiered, he was a decorated Second World War pilot who flew over 50 combat missions in Europe and had to learn to walk again following a crash.
This is his amazing story.
🧵 1/11
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Robert Clothier was known across Canada as Relic on The Beachcombers.
But long before that show premiered, he was a decorated Second World War pilot who flew over 50 combat missions in Europe and had to learn to walk again following a crash.
This is his amazing story.
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But long before that show premiered, he was a decorated Second World War pilot who flew over 50 combat missions in Europe and had to learn to walk again following a crash.
This is his amazing story.
🧵 1/11
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CANCONULATIONS MY CANADIAN FRIENDS I LOVE YOU
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
CANCONULATIONS MY CANADIAN FRIENDS I LOVE YOU
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"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
May 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table"
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table"
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries
chotiner: does your meal always come with fries
me: ...yes
chotiner: is there anyone else at the table
me:
chotiner: we can revisit this later
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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As I was saying…
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Recent emmy-winning Andor writer Dan Gilroy just penned a column about the current Trumpian assault on free speech:
deadline.com/2025/09/ando...
deadline.com/2025/09/ando...
‘Andor’ Writer Dan Gilroy On Disney Suspending Jimmy Kimmel & Hollywood Facing “Venomous Evil”: “This Isn’t A Skirmish. It’s A Siege” – Guest Column
'Andor' Writer Dan Gilroy On Trump's Jimmy Kimmel Pressure Campaign: "Artists Are Censored First Because They Fear Us Most" -- Guest Column
deadline.com
September 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Recent emmy-winning Andor writer Dan Gilroy just penned a column about the current Trumpian assault on free speech:
deadline.com/2025/09/ando...
deadline.com/2025/09/ando...
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excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body
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‘Andor’ Wins Outstanding Writing at the 77th Primetime Emmys (Updating Live)
www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2025/09/ando...
www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2025/09/ando...
'Andor' Wins Outstanding Writing at the 77th Primetime Emmys (Updating Live) - Star Wars News Net
Andor's big night at the 77th Primetime Emmys is highlighted by its nomination for Outstanding Drama Series and more.
www.starwarsnewsnet.com
September 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
‘Andor’ Wins Outstanding Writing at the 77th Primetime Emmys (Updating Live)
www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2025/09/ando...
www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2025/09/ando...
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