Spiteful Matt
@realmfresh.bsky.social
Self-Proclaimed Costanza
Editor for @Hard-Drive.net
Co-host of @StandNWatch.bsky.social
Slow video game player at twitch.tv/realmfresh
Disappointment to my parents
Links & Contact: https://linktr.ee/realmfresh
Editor for @Hard-Drive.net
Co-host of @StandNWatch.bsky.social
Slow video game player at twitch.tv/realmfresh
Disappointment to my parents
Links & Contact: https://linktr.ee/realmfresh
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What's something from TV that you thought would be more common in real life?
For me, I've been to every fast food restaurant in my city and not a single one of the managers was secretly a meth kingpin who would hire me to cook meth for 3 million dollars
For me, I've been to every fast food restaurant in my city and not a single one of the managers was secretly a meth kingpin who would hire me to cook meth for 3 million dollars
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
What's something from TV that you thought would be more common in real life?
For me, I've been to every fast food restaurant in my city and not a single one of the managers was secretly a meth kingpin who would hire me to cook meth for 3 million dollars
For me, I've been to every fast food restaurant in my city and not a single one of the managers was secretly a meth kingpin who would hire me to cook meth for 3 million dollars
This would require there to be a second Wreck It Ralph movie first and everyone knows they only made the one and then just stopped
Call the Third Wreck it Ralph movie ‘Reboot Ralph’. The Fix It Felix Jr. cabinet is bought by a collector, resulting in Ralph and Felix meeting multiple rebooted versions of themselves. They get along with everyone until a fire destroys all but one cartridge which all the Rs and Fs fight for.
Ralf El Demoledor GIF
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November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This would require there to be a second Wreck It Ralph movie first and everyone knows they only made the one and then just stopped
r/bald is the funniest subreddit because every single post is just dudes posting pictures of their hair and asking if it's time to shave it all off, and the first comment is always either the Braveheart "HOLD" gif or a bald edit of the man putting his hand on a shoulder meme
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
r/bald is the funniest subreddit because every single post is just dudes posting pictures of their hair and asking if it's time to shave it all off, and the first comment is always either the Braveheart "HOLD" gif or a bald edit of the man putting his hand on a shoulder meme
Why are comedians so good at playing bearded therapists? Why are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck so good at writing movies and why are they acting in movies all the time instead of writing more movies?
boxd.it/bFPVxv
boxd.it/bFPVxv
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Why are comedians so good at playing bearded therapists? Why are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck so good at writing movies and why are they acting in movies all the time instead of writing more movies?
boxd.it/bFPVxv
boxd.it/bFPVxv
"Previously on" recaps that go over all the important things that happened in the game the last time you played it
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Previously on" recaps that go over all the important things that happened in the game the last time you played it
1008 pieces, 9 hours to finish. Pretty proud cause the box says it normally takes 12 years+ to complete
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
1008 pieces, 9 hours to finish. Pretty proud cause the box says it normally takes 12 years+ to complete
You will never find more lost and confused men all congregated in one place than a Sephora
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You will never find more lost and confused men all congregated in one place than a Sephora
She is not amused
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
She is not amused
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Finished Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
The best of the trilogy. Combines everything that was good about the previous games and gets rid of everything that was bad. Also adds cool stealth kills that function as the final step of platforming. Perfect ending.
The best of the trilogy. Combines everything that was good about the previous games and gets rid of everything that was bad. Also adds cool stealth kills that function as the final step of platforming. Perfect ending.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Finished Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
The best of the trilogy. Combines everything that was good about the previous games and gets rid of everything that was bad. Also adds cool stealth kills that function as the final step of platforming. Perfect ending.
The best of the trilogy. Combines everything that was good about the previous games and gets rid of everything that was bad. Also adds cool stealth kills that function as the final step of platforming. Perfect ending.
I believe in Hangman Adam Page
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I believe in Hangman Adam Page
Finished Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
The best of the trilogy. Combines everything that was good about the previous games and gets rid of everything that was bad. Also adds cool stealth kills that function as the final step of platforming. Perfect ending.
The best of the trilogy. Combines everything that was good about the previous games and gets rid of everything that was bad. Also adds cool stealth kills that function as the final step of platforming. Perfect ending.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Finished Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
The best of the trilogy. Combines everything that was good about the previous games and gets rid of everything that was bad. Also adds cool stealth kills that function as the final step of platforming. Perfect ending.
The best of the trilogy. Combines everything that was good about the previous games and gets rid of everything that was bad. Also adds cool stealth kills that function as the final step of platforming. Perfect ending.
A lot of people on here are very callous towards landlords and that's pretty concerning. We need to have a dialogue with the landlords.
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A lot of people on here are very callous towards landlords and that's pretty concerning. We need to have a dialogue with the landlords.
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If anyone is looking for some great New York property, @realmfresh.bsky.social just told me he’s moving out of the city. Won’t tell me why tho.
November 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If anyone is looking for some great New York property, @realmfresh.bsky.social just told me he’s moving out of the city. Won’t tell me why tho.
My new boomer take is that listening to the radio is a better way to discover music than an app algorithm
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My new boomer take is that listening to the radio is a better way to discover music than an app algorithm
Most social media discourse about movies and tv is started by and fueled by people who are watching movies and tv incorrectly.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Most social media discourse about movies and tv is started by and fueled by people who are watching movies and tv incorrectly.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
I guarantee you that this will be the only film podcast you listen to this year that mentions Camp Nowhere
It's Friday. You know what that means.
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!
This week acceptance is only one click away as we are discussing ACCEPTED.
Listen Now: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!
This week acceptance is only one click away as we are discussing ACCEPTED.
Listen Now: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I guarantee you that this will be the only film podcast you listen to this year that mentions Camp Nowhere
Reposted by Spiteful Matt
It's Friday. You know what that means.
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!
This week acceptance is only one click away as we are discussing ACCEPTED.
Listen Now: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!
This week acceptance is only one click away as we are discussing ACCEPTED.
Listen Now: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's Friday. You know what that means.
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!
This week acceptance is only one click away as we are discussing ACCEPTED.
Listen Now: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!
This week acceptance is only one click away as we are discussing ACCEPTED.
Listen Now: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
The best part of Halloween is having so many depression snacks in the days afterwards. The worst part of Halloween is when you run out of those snacks and don't have anything left to fill the empty void inside you
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The best part of Halloween is having so many depression snacks in the days afterwards. The worst part of Halloween is when you run out of those snacks and don't have anything left to fill the empty void inside you
Where will hitmen go to get a meal at 3am after whacking someone?
Denny's, the struggling 72-year-old diner chain, is selling itself to a group of investors who are taking the business private. https://cnn.it/47m1pKi
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Where will hitmen go to get a meal at 3am after whacking someone?
I like to take a piece of bread, spread some jam on it, take another piece of bread, spread some peanut butter on it then put the pieces of bread together. Finally, and this is the MOST CRUCIAL step, I cut the two pieces of bread diagonally.
And that is my lunch for basically 300 days a year
And that is my lunch for basically 300 days a year
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I like to take a piece of bread, spread some jam on it, take another piece of bread, spread some peanut butter on it then put the pieces of bread together. Finally, and this is the MOST CRUCIAL step, I cut the two pieces of bread diagonally.
And that is my lunch for basically 300 days a year
And that is my lunch for basically 300 days a year