Spiteful Matt
@realmfresh.bsky.social
Self-Proclaimed Costanza
Editor for @Hard-Drive.net
Co-host of @StandNWatch.bsky.social
Slow video game player at twitch.tv/realmfresh
Disappointment to my parents
Links & Contact: https://linktr.ee/realmfresh
Editor for @Hard-Drive.net
Co-host of @StandNWatch.bsky.social
Slow video game player at twitch.tv/realmfresh
Disappointment to my parents
Links & Contact: https://linktr.ee/realmfresh
Pinned
Good fun game. It's better than Banjo Kazooie (which sucks)
Banjo Kazooie sucks but hopefully this doesn't. I am live now with Yooka Re-Playlee
twitch.tv/realmfresh
twitch.tv/realmfresh
a lizard with a purple spider on its head
ALT: a lizard with a purple spider on its head
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February 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Good fun game. It's better than Banjo Kazooie (which sucks)
Banjo Kazooie sucks but hopefully this doesn't. I am live now with Yooka Re-Playlee
twitch.tv/realmfresh
twitch.tv/realmfresh
a lizard with a purple spider on its head
ALT: a lizard with a purple spider on its head
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February 20, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Banjo Kazooie sucks but hopefully this doesn't. I am live now with Yooka Re-Playlee
twitch.tv/realmfresh
twitch.tv/realmfresh
The AAA game industry way of life
February 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The AAA game industry way of life
Just had Taco Bell with Baja Blast and lived*
*for now
*for now
February 19, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Just had Taco Bell with Baja Blast and lived*
*for now
*for now
Remember how Covid proved that billionaires are the least important members of a functioning society
February 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Remember how Covid proved that billionaires are the least important members of a functioning society
Finished Arietta of Spirits
Scattered and rushed story bogged down with too much exposition and boring combat that never evolves past your basic attack. This somehow feels too short and too long at the same time. Has good ideas, but it feels like a playable concept more than a complete work
Scattered and rushed story bogged down with too much exposition and boring combat that never evolves past your basic attack. This somehow feels too short and too long at the same time. Has good ideas, but it feels like a playable concept more than a complete work
February 19, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Finished Arietta of Spirits
Scattered and rushed story bogged down with too much exposition and boring combat that never evolves past your basic attack. This somehow feels too short and too long at the same time. Has good ideas, but it feels like a playable concept more than a complete work
Scattered and rushed story bogged down with too much exposition and boring combat that never evolves past your basic attack. This somehow feels too short and too long at the same time. Has good ideas, but it feels like a playable concept more than a complete work
Man, what a great episode of Dynamite. I wish AEW had a good video game I could play with all my current up-to-date favourites from that episode playable
February 19, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Man, what a great episode of Dynamite. I wish AEW had a good video game I could play with all my current up-to-date favourites from that episode playable
Reposted by Spiteful Matt
It’s always Fuck Ice hours on #AEWDynamite
February 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
It’s always Fuck Ice hours on #AEWDynamite
I think we were all too harsh on the game Brink
February 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I think we were all too harsh on the game Brink
I was compelled at 2am to make this
February 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I was compelled at 2am to make this
It is once again time to be the very best like no one ever was because I am live with more Digimon Story: Time Stranger
twitch.tv/realmfresh
twitch.tv/realmfresh
a cartoon character is holding another cartoon character on his shoulders
ALT: a cartoon character is holding another cartoon character on his shoulders
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February 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
It is once again time to be the very best like no one ever was because I am live with more Digimon Story: Time Stranger
twitch.tv/realmfresh
twitch.tv/realmfresh
AI can never make good art for the same reason the people who champion AI art can't make good art
Because they haven't experienced anything. They have not lived real lives. They operate on the objective not subjective. They are not humans. They are facsimiles of one, but they aren't the real McCoy.
Because they haven't experienced anything. They have not lived real lives. They operate on the objective not subjective. They are not humans. They are facsimiles of one, but they aren't the real McCoy.
February 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
AI can never make good art for the same reason the people who champion AI art can't make good art
Because they haven't experienced anything. They have not lived real lives. They operate on the objective not subjective. They are not humans. They are facsimiles of one, but they aren't the real McCoy.
Because they haven't experienced anything. They have not lived real lives. They operate on the objective not subjective. They are not humans. They are facsimiles of one, but they aren't the real McCoy.
The one thing they never warn you about when you're young is how much of your life will be wasted doing errands
February 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The one thing they never warn you about when you're young is how much of your life will be wasted doing errands
Reposted by Spiteful Matt
Job applications be like:
- Entry level position perfect for getting your foot in the door
- Must have 3 - 5 years experience
- Be ready and willing to learn the ropes of industry
- Must be an expert in industry knowledge and practices
- Master's Degree or higher required
- $26K annual salary
- Entry level position perfect for getting your foot in the door
- Must have 3 - 5 years experience
- Be ready and willing to learn the ropes of industry
- Must be an expert in industry knowledge and practices
- Master's Degree or higher required
- $26K annual salary
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Job applications be like:
- Entry level position perfect for getting your foot in the door
- Must have 3 - 5 years experience
- Be ready and willing to learn the ropes of industry
- Must be an expert in industry knowledge and practices
- Master's Degree or higher required
- $26K annual salary
- Entry level position perfect for getting your foot in the door
- Must have 3 - 5 years experience
- Be ready and willing to learn the ropes of industry
- Must be an expert in industry knowledge and practices
- Master's Degree or higher required
- $26K annual salary
Reposted by Spiteful Matt
Finished Captain Blood.
Originally meant to release in 2007 before it got stuck in developmental hell, it was finally finished and released in 2025, and they did absolutely nothing to modernize it and I love that. This is a janky 2007 pirate themed GoW clone and it rules. A true 3 star classic.
Originally meant to release in 2007 before it got stuck in developmental hell, it was finally finished and released in 2025, and they did absolutely nothing to modernize it and I love that. This is a janky 2007 pirate themed GoW clone and it rules. A true 3 star classic.
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Finished Captain Blood.
Originally meant to release in 2007 before it got stuck in developmental hell, it was finally finished and released in 2025, and they did absolutely nothing to modernize it and I love that. This is a janky 2007 pirate themed GoW clone and it rules. A true 3 star classic.
Originally meant to release in 2007 before it got stuck in developmental hell, it was finally finished and released in 2025, and they did absolutely nothing to modernize it and I love that. This is a janky 2007 pirate themed GoW clone and it rules. A true 3 star classic.
Finished Captain Blood.
Originally meant to release in 2007 before it got stuck in developmental hell, it was finally finished and released in 2025, and they did absolutely nothing to modernize it and I love that. This is a janky 2007 pirate themed GoW clone and it rules. A true 3 star classic.
Originally meant to release in 2007 before it got stuck in developmental hell, it was finally finished and released in 2025, and they did absolutely nothing to modernize it and I love that. This is a janky 2007 pirate themed GoW clone and it rules. A true 3 star classic.
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Finished Captain Blood.
Originally meant to release in 2007 before it got stuck in developmental hell, it was finally finished and released in 2025, and they did absolutely nothing to modernize it and I love that. This is a janky 2007 pirate themed GoW clone and it rules. A true 3 star classic.
Originally meant to release in 2007 before it got stuck in developmental hell, it was finally finished and released in 2025, and they did absolutely nothing to modernize it and I love that. This is a janky 2007 pirate themed GoW clone and it rules. A true 3 star classic.
I am live with maybe the finale of Captain Blood. The best Xbox 360 game that came out in 2025
twitch.tv/realmfresh
twitch.tv/realmfresh
February 17, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I am live with maybe the finale of Captain Blood. The best Xbox 360 game that came out in 2025
twitch.tv/realmfresh
twitch.tv/realmfresh
Push it to 2035 so devs have time to make at least 1 more PS5 exclusive
Sony is reportedly considering pushing back the PS6 to 2028 or 2029 🎮
(via business)
(via business)
February 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Push it to 2035 so devs have time to make at least 1 more PS5 exclusive
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Reposted by Spiteful Matt
If Boomers don't like people using Boomer as a slur perhaps they shouldn't have ruined the world beyond repair
February 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
If Boomers don't like people using Boomer as a slur perhaps they shouldn't have ruined the world beyond repair
The thing about Fallout 76 is that in most ways it's a worse game than Fallout 4 but I think it's a better RPG
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The thing about Fallout 76 is that in most ways it's a worse game than Fallout 4 but I think it's a better RPG
Will always be one of the best genres. Few things improved a movie as much as Robert Duvall popping up and doing his little laugh
One of my favorite movie genres is "Robert Duvall just shows up"
February 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Will always be one of the best genres. Few things improved a movie as much as Robert Duvall popping up and doing his little laugh