Matthias Stanberry
@mbstanberry.bsky.social
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Andre Ethier
RF
Debut: 2006 - Retired: 2017
LAD
RF
Debut: 2006 - Retired: 2017
LAD
Andre Ethier at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Andre Ethier
baseball-reference.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Andre Ethier
RF
Debut: 2006 - Retired: 2017
LAD
RF
Debut: 2006 - Retired: 2017
LAD
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THE DODGERS STARTING PITCHER TONIGHT THREW 6 SCORELESS INNINGS AND STRUCK OUT 10 BATTERS AND DID THIS
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
THE DODGERS STARTING PITCHER TONIGHT THREW 6 SCORELESS INNINGS AND STRUCK OUT 10 BATTERS AND DID THIS
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Shohei Ohtani is the first player with 3 homers and 10 strikeouts as a pitcher in a game
Reg or post
!!!
Reg or post
!!!
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Shohei Ohtani is the first player with 3 homers and 10 strikeouts as a pitcher in a game
Reg or post
!!!
Reg or post
!!!
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aside from the 1989 to 2018 stretch it’s been pretty great
being a dodgers fan must be incredible. you check in around september, and either they win the world series or you start watching the lakers. then if the lakers don’t win the finals you can check stats and start bragging about how many all-stars the dodgers have
October 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
aside from the 1989 to 2018 stretch it’s been pretty great
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microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
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I rly will never love another dodger like him that son of a bitch
September 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I rly will never love another dodger like him that son of a bitch
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THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME
September 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME
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twenty five years ago today, on September 25, 2000, the United States men's basketball team was playing France in the Sydney Olympics
with sixteen minutes left in the second half and the USA up 69-54, Vince Carter stole the ball
between him and the rim was 7'2" Frederic Weis
then he did this
with sixteen minutes left in the second half and the USA up 69-54, Vince Carter stole the ball
between him and the rim was 7'2" Frederic Weis
then he did this
September 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
twenty five years ago today, on September 25, 2000, the United States men's basketball team was playing France in the Sydney Olympics
with sixteen minutes left in the second half and the USA up 69-54, Vince Carter stole the ball
between him and the rim was 7'2" Frederic Weis
then he did this
with sixteen minutes left in the second half and the USA up 69-54, Vince Carter stole the ball
between him and the rim was 7'2" Frederic Weis
then he did this
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The Dodgers now lead the Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season, 1,288 wins to 1,287 wins (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports)
This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48
BASE
BALL
This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48
BASE
BALL
September 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The Dodgers now lead the Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season, 1,288 wins to 1,287 wins (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports)
This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48
BASE
BALL
This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48
BASE
BALL
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Happy 67th birthday to the great Orel Hershiser. An absolute Dodger legend. CY winner, 3-time AS, record breaker, NLCS MVP, WS MVP, WS champion, and hero to us Dodger fans who grew up in the 1980s. And now he’s a hell of a broadcaster, too. Hope he’s having a great one.
September 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy 67th birthday to the great Orel Hershiser. An absolute Dodger legend. CY winner, 3-time AS, record breaker, NLCS MVP, WS MVP, WS champion, and hero to us Dodger fans who grew up in the 1980s. And now he’s a hell of a broadcaster, too. Hope he’s having a great one.
Just a bunch of guys I remember.
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just a bunch of guys I remember.
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looked up the clip just because sometimes people change his words for captions that end up innocently reshared, but upon finding it decided to share the video because hearing him say it makes it 1000% more definitely true and everyone will listen/believe more than reading it written out
March 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
looked up the clip just because sometimes people change his words for captions that end up innocently reshared, but upon finding it decided to share the video because hearing him say it makes it 1000% more definitely true and everyone will listen/believe more than reading it written out
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The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!
July 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!
Orel Hershiser, Mike Piazza, Mark McGwire.
What player[s] made you fall in love with baseball?
For me,
- Nomar Garciaparra*, c. 1997
- Shohei Ohtani, c. 2021
(*shortly followed by Pedro, of course)
For me,
- Nomar Garciaparra*, c. 1997
- Shohei Ohtani, c. 2021
(*shortly followed by Pedro, of course)
July 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Orel Hershiser, Mike Piazza, Mark McGwire.
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I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
June 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
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This seems like it wouldn’t make sense but I have a working theory that the mark of a good videogame is if it lets you collect potatoes
May 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This seems like it wouldn’t make sense but I have a working theory that the mark of a good videogame is if it lets you collect potatoes
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Once again it is time for the Met Gala, an event I completely understand and find enjoyment in as a result of said understanding. Love that everyone dresses up for the red carpet and then immediately gets down to the business of the Met Gala!
May 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Once again it is time for the Met Gala, an event I completely understand and find enjoyment in as a result of said understanding. Love that everyone dresses up for the red carpet and then immediately gets down to the business of the Met Gala!
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Enrique Hernandez uses his head protection to help his spitting.
April 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Enrique Hernandez uses his head protection to help his spitting.
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This is good
World Series Champion, Brent Honeywell. 🥹
April 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is good
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you can just tell that Rob Manfred understands what it means to be a fan
dodgers tickets too expensive? no problem. rob manfred has a solution:
www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...
www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...
April 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
you can just tell that Rob Manfred understands what it means to be a fan
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Bryce Harper, on how Dodgers spend money and acquire talent, including their pipeline to Japanese stars: “I don’t know if people will like this, but I feel like only losers complain about what they’re doing. I think they’re a great team. They’re a great organization.”
April 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Bryce Harper, on how Dodgers spend money and acquire talent, including their pipeline to Japanese stars: “I don’t know if people will like this, but I feel like only losers complain about what they’re doing. I think they’re a great team. They’re a great organization.”
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Here is me singing Olivia Rodrigo’s “Vampire” based on the top ten hit by Bram Stoker
Want to see Varietopia in Los Angeles or on tour? Get tickets here: bit.ly/varietix
#varietopia
Want to see Varietopia in Los Angeles or on tour? Get tickets here: bit.ly/varietix
#varietopia
Vampire - Paul F Tompkins
YouTube video by Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins
youtu.be
March 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Here is me singing Olivia Rodrigo’s “Vampire” based on the top ten hit by Bram Stoker
Want to see Varietopia in Los Angeles or on tour? Get tickets here: bit.ly/varietix
#varietopia
Want to see Varietopia in Los Angeles or on tour? Get tickets here: bit.ly/varietix
#varietopia
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George Lowe. Man. Rest in peace. He was the perfect voice to to turn Space Ghost into the straight man of late night absurdist TV. Forever seared into my brain.
"Let's drink until our hearts stop." www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeE5...
"Let's drink until our hearts stop." www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeE5...
Björk : On Space Ghost Coast to Coast HD
YouTube video by Björk's Joyous Tunes
www.youtube.com
March 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
George Lowe. Man. Rest in peace. He was the perfect voice to to turn Space Ghost into the straight man of late night absurdist TV. Forever seared into my brain.
"Let's drink until our hearts stop." www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeE5...
"Let's drink until our hearts stop." www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeE5...
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"Look, it's hard to spend a lot of money" says the owner of the *checks notes* Yankees.
January 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"Look, it's hard to spend a lot of money" says the owner of the *checks notes* Yankees.