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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Wife [looking at a skin I just bought]: Well, she has great boots.
Me: She sure does!
Wife: I like the flames.
Me: … there are no flames.
Wife: Right there, on her boots.
Me: Oh! BOOTS.
Wife: Yes. Boots!
Me: I… never noticed her boots.
Wife: What did you think I said?
Me: …
Wife: You fucking suck.
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@anjrub.bsky.social @mellison.bsky.social it’s the most wonderful time of the year!
It’s the time of year when your bougie grocery store has the most fkd-up novelty cheeses imaginable. Goat cheese with gingerbread in it. Pesto gouda. Mango Wensleydale. Cheese law means nothing out there this week.
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hot take: having an incoherent septuagenarian scream-lecture America like a man arguing with a self-checkout machine that keeps yelling “unexpected item in the bagging area” might not actually be the emotional support animal we need right now.
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"Riding in upon a teal Ford Focus came a great warrior, a suitor of the gentlefolks' granddaughter. Word had spread through the kingdom that this warrior worked with computers and perhaps even knew the true nature of the Router."
In Which I Fix My Girlfriend’s Grandparents’ WiFi and Am Hailed as a Conquering Hero
Lo, in the twilight days of the second year of the second decade of the third millennium did a great darkness descend over the wireless internet co...
buff.ly
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Why is SNL on at 9 pm on a Wednesday?
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Address to the Nation delivered in the key of Q4 earnings call you’re not gonna like
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
VANDY POLL: “Tennesseans’ economic anxiety surges… concern about ability to pay for medical emergencies, cover bills, save for retirement increased by double digits since Trump elected…” news.vanderbilt.edu/2025/12/11/v...
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Reposted
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What does CBS have for us next week?

The Political Journey & Philosophy of Mike Lindell?
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gonna need this true crime docuseries ASAP
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The way I didn’t doubt this headline even for a second at the ass end of 2025
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
As @kleinman.bsky.social said, they sent you JD Vance, the most disrespectful of gifts
Jane, they called us “Indianans.” I haven’t felt that level of state-based disrespect since Ted Cruz said “basketball rings.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Reposted
New Blog Post

www.millstreetresearch.com/divergence-i...

I highlight recent signs of a divergence between the Tech-related sectors in the S&P 500: Technology (ticker XLK) and Communication Services (XLC)

Earnings trends for XLC are weakening while XLK is holding strong.
Divergence in the Tech space: Technology vs Communication Services - Mill Street Research
The Tech-related space remains the focus in the US, and we have recently noted a growing divergence between the Technology sector and its cousin Communication Services in the S&P 500: Tech remains str...
www.millstreetresearch.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM