Maw🥤
@maw3193.bsky.social
Socialist programmer, TTRPG nerd and cat uncle, he/him
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my apologies, he is actually on 3 blankeys.
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
my apologies, he is actually on 3 blankeys.
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Hope this Ishmael finds you whale.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hope this Ishmael finds you whale.
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Picture taken moments before I remove this shit-starter from my room once again
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Picture taken moments before I remove this shit-starter from my room once again
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
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that's right. fuck that stupid owl
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
that's right. fuck that stupid owl
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also I'm pretty sure I'm actually losing money on this deal bc I literally cannot stop buying toys and treats and houses for this man. just look at him though. he deserves it
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
also I'm pretty sure I'm actually losing money on this deal bc I literally cannot stop buying toys and treats and houses for this man. just look at him though. he deserves it
It's made by Factorio modders!
I can feel my brain worm resonating with theirs!
I can feel my brain worm resonating with theirs!
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It's made by Factorio modders!
I can feel my brain worm resonating with theirs!
I can feel my brain worm resonating with theirs!
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Excited to take our first steps into a genre we love: factory automation. 🏭
We're working with @dubiousdesign.bsky.social to publish Substructure!
This game takes you to an alien planet with subterranean layers that you must explore & exploit as you set up complex, multi-level production chains.
We're working with @dubiousdesign.bsky.social to publish Substructure!
This game takes you to an alien planet with subterranean layers that you must explore & exploit as you set up complex, multi-level production chains.
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Excited to take our first steps into a genre we love: factory automation. 🏭
We're working with @dubiousdesign.bsky.social to publish Substructure!
This game takes you to an alien planet with subterranean layers that you must explore & exploit as you set up complex, multi-level production chains.
We're working with @dubiousdesign.bsky.social to publish Substructure!
This game takes you to an alien planet with subterranean layers that you must explore & exploit as you set up complex, multi-level production chains.
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
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Demon of Lake Baikal
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Demon of Lake Baikal
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so with ram and gpus unaffordable i think aiming to make block game run on a potato was probably an inspired move on my part
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
so with ram and gpus unaffordable i think aiming to make block game run on a potato was probably an inspired move on my part
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And they wonder why we say free luigi, and celebrate when their luxury titanic subs implode
Its not because *we* are bad people, its because THEY are bad people
Its not because *we* are bad people, its because THEY are bad people
The bottom 90% lost a collective $79 trillion in wages over the past 50 years.
Why? Because the top 1% ate up an increasingly larger share of the national income — so that $79 trillion flowed to them instead of the working class.
The greatest trick of all is trickle-down economics.
Why? Because the top 1% ate up an increasingly larger share of the national income — so that $79 trillion flowed to them instead of the working class.
The greatest trick of all is trickle-down economics.
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
And they wonder why we say free luigi, and celebrate when their luxury titanic subs implode
Its not because *we* are bad people, its because THEY are bad people
Its not because *we* are bad people, its because THEY are bad people
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*in the style of jackass*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*in the style of jackass*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
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im a little christmas boy
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
im a little christmas boy
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talk to the guy in your life that looks like this about setting up jellyfin today
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
talk to the guy in your life that looks like this about setting up jellyfin today
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Everyone dunks on Wonderful Christmastime, but I think it's beautiful that we have a holiday classic that sounds like if an armed gunman broke into your home and said "You have fifteen minutes to write a Christmas song that uses every cue on this Baby's First Casio, or I'll kill your family."
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Everyone dunks on Wonderful Christmastime, but I think it's beautiful that we have a holiday classic that sounds like if an armed gunman broke into your home and said "You have fifteen minutes to write a Christmas song that uses every cue on this Baby's First Casio, or I'll kill your family."
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For example: this shithead
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
For example: this shithead
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reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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Car tax and congestion and parking charges should be by the height of your bonnet seeing as a 10cm increase in the height of a bonnet means a 27% rise in pedestrian deaths www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Carspreading’ is on the rise - not everyone is happy
In the UK and across Europe, cars are becoming longer, wider and heavier.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Car tax and congestion and parking charges should be by the height of your bonnet seeing as a 10cm increase in the height of a bonnet means a 27% rise in pedestrian deaths www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...