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Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊
@emilylorange.bsky.social
She/They. Illustration & 2D Game Art
Reality Drift, Daylight Publications, and Blaseball TCG

Portfolio: https://www.emilylorange.com/
emilylorange@gmail.com
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Hello #PortfolioDay! I'm an illustrator and 2D artist working in the ttrpg and indie game space.

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universe is procgen and the aliens got bored seeing the same 5 biomes😔
The Fermi paradox asks why we've yet to find evidence of intelligent extraterrestrial life. The odds are we should!

A NASA scientist suggests that "alien societies might plateau at modest technological levels and even grow bored with exploration."

www.sciencefocus.com/news/aliens-...
Why aliens are (probably) too lazy to make first contact | BBC Science Focus Magazine
Space is big. Why not kick back, relax, and wait for them to come to you?
www.sciencefocus.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I praise the subsurface scattering and ambient occlusion in the fresco

Leonardo da Vinci clocks me from behind with a brick for my demonic utterances
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Blue lemons. My print shop is now open for the next 72 hours with 3 limited edition prints. I only open my print shop once a year. #oilpainting #art
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the Three Body Problem adaptation was perhaps the worst three episodes of television i've ever sat through, and i realized it's because it's written for people who aren't paying attention

every scene is 5 minutes longer than it should be, every plot point said aloud 3 times just in case
"We need nag lines for players who are scrolling tiktok"

Those aren't players, they aren't playing your game. They're scrolling tiktok.

"They'll miss something and get confused"

How is that anyone's problem but their own? If they want to sleepwalk through life you're not gonna stop them.
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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GAWRSH OF WAR
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Captain Picard: Your assessment Ms. L'Orange
Me, tabbing out of Solitare at my station: Uh uhh uhhh uhh man those are some gravitons sir ha ha, like a lot of them, wow
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
bluesky may yet manage to be the biggest fumble of dumb luck we witness in our lives - handed a dedicated userbase and throwing a constant tantrum because they want to be a software company, not a social media site
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this,

you need a new moderation team.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Apparently Oswalt has been banned for this. Not debating the virtues of this policy right now - just noting that Bluesky admins seem to be establishing a hard policy of banning people for death threats, whether folks think of those posts as jokes or not.

Just important to be aware of as you post.
Will Bluesky ban Patton around Christmas? 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Some BETTER LETTERER for you. And before the inevitable "that's not how I do it" replies, keep in mind that, by and large, this is how it's done in pro American comics (Marvel, DC, etc.) I've worked for all of them. More tips: blambot.com/pages/letter...
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Your daily reminder that safety regulations are written in blood
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The sweet wrapper paintings
gouache/oil
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
growing up on the internet has meant a steady stream of information about creators that, in previous generations, you would have likely never heard about.

30 or so years of horrific revelations teaches you to have people you respect, but abandon the idea of holding a special 'favorite' anything
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Captain Picard: Your assessment Ms. L'Orange
Me, tabbing out of Solitare at my station: Uh uhh uhhh uhh man those are some gravitons sir ha ha, like a lot of them, wow
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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A favorite of mine - never found a name for it though. Suggestions?

Original available at bad-king.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM