Matt Waldram
@mattwaldram.bsky.social
Writer, idiot, has bad knees.
Believes in carbs, monsters, and scrumping.
He/him.
Believes in carbs, monsters, and scrumping.
He/him.
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.
the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.
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I’m having a hard time thinking of an interview between two human beings I enjoyed more than tonight’s interview of the great Ian McKellen by the great Stephen Colbert. Every moment of it was a pleasure that I highly recommend… but then came the most REMARKABLE ending that you really HAVE to watch.
"There's Nothing I Enjoy More Than Acting In The Theater" - Ian McKellen EXTENDED INTERVIEW
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I’m having a hard time thinking of an interview between two human beings I enjoyed more than tonight’s interview of the great Ian McKellen by the great Stephen Colbert. Every moment of it was a pleasure that I highly recommend… but then came the most REMARKABLE ending that you really HAVE to watch.
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She asked to speak to the manager when she found out they were here legally.
Yall sometimes the answer is just hands I don’t need to know how she feels .. just straight hands
Yall sometimes the answer is just hands I don’t need to know how she feels .. just straight hands
Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
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February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
She asked to speak to the manager when she found out they were here legally.
Yall sometimes the answer is just hands I don’t need to know how she feels .. just straight hands
Yall sometimes the answer is just hands I don’t need to know how she feels .. just straight hands
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phoebe robinson makes it plain.
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
phoebe robinson makes it plain.
Carol Burnett | Good Hang with Amy Poehler
YouTube video by Good Hang with Amy Poehler
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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This made me weepy
February 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
This made me weepy
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Sick of this dystopian tech overlord men with no panache and bad haircuts enabling a pants shitting president and bald hitler wannabe trying to undo things that can’t be undone ass reality we are living. They are so tedious and venal. It’s galling.
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Sick of this dystopian tech overlord men with no panache and bad haircuts enabling a pants shitting president and bald hitler wannabe trying to undo things that can’t be undone ass reality we are living. They are so tedious and venal. It’s galling.
Roses are red
The stars are shining
The stars are shining
February 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Roses are red
The stars are shining
The stars are shining
Can’t believe Hillary Clinton would shit Trump’s pants like that. A new low from the Democrats.
My “No credible evidence Trump pooped himself during executive order signing” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
February 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Can’t believe Hillary Clinton would shit Trump’s pants like that. A new low from the Democrats.
My “No credible evidence Trump pooped himself during executive order signing” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
My “No credible evidence Trump pooped himself during executive order signing” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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They say boys and girls can't play sports together yet here we see them excelling at Co-Ed Nazi Punching.
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
They say boys and girls can't play sports together yet here we see them excelling at Co-Ed Nazi Punching.
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A Rando on the Internet, who will not stand behind their work with name & reputation--that person has Gaiman's approval. WOMEN who have done serious reporting on Neil Gaiman?? Oh no, Bad, not Good.
Have pity, they cannot help it, for they are mere hysterical females
Every time you pop up, Neil:
Have pity, they cannot help it, for they are mere hysterical females
Every time you pop up, Neil:
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
A Rando on the Internet, who will not stand behind their work with name & reputation--that person has Gaiman's approval. WOMEN who have done serious reporting on Neil Gaiman?? Oh no, Bad, not Good.
Have pity, they cannot help it, for they are mere hysterical females
Every time you pop up, Neil:
Have pity, they cannot help it, for they are mere hysterical females
Every time you pop up, Neil:
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Two things: Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg wrote a great book, On Repentance & Repair, which is THEEE guidebook for making real amends and not doing this 'hey did everyone forget I'm a real piece of shit, we're good yeah?' bullshit that I'm so tired of I could scream:
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Two things: Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg wrote a great book, On Repentance & Repair, which is THEEE guidebook for making real amends and not doing this 'hey did everyone forget I'm a real piece of shit, we're good yeah?' bullshit that I'm so tired of I could scream:
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furthermore, fuck Neil Gaiman
In Neil Gaiman’s “I did nothing wrong ever” statement he says there’s been no good journalism about him or his assaults. There has been, of course.
Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...
Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...
A Burn It Down video extravaganza, and thoughts on Neil Gaiman, creative gods, American Gods and rotten pedestals
Hello!
Chicago folks, on Wednesday, Aug. 14 at 7 p.m., I’ll be in conversation with my friend Steve Darnall at The Book Cellar in Chicago. The occasion is the reissue of Uncle Sam, a brilliant graph...
www.moryan.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
furthermore, fuck Neil Gaiman
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Before it gets lost in the noise:
Don’t fuck your employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees who are currently depending on you for a place to live.
Don’t fuck your employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees who are currently depending on you for a place to live.
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Before it gets lost in the noise:
Don’t fuck your employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees who are currently depending on you for a place to live.
Don’t fuck your employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees who are currently depending on you for a place to live.
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
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Simply couldn’t imagine being enough of a loser to go to the official “wasn’t slavery neat?” dinner
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Simply couldn’t imagine being enough of a loser to go to the official “wasn’t slavery neat?” dinner
Fray Bentos, bringing families together since 1881.
So what happened was, I deleted all my social media before entering the US in July, and then I forgot I even had a Blue sky account or had ever even heard of blue sky. And then my husband proudly posted a picture of a tin of pie and I wanted to see how much he was upsetting people so now I’m back
Thrilled to report the Special Relationship is alive and well.
February 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Fray Bentos, bringing families together since 1881.
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Serving suggestion: fork
Thrilled to report the Special Relationship is alive and well.
February 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Serving suggestion: fork
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That's just Scotland in a tin, bless [completely earnest and unironic, God, how I miss those unholy abominations of pies]
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
That's just Scotland in a tin, bless [completely earnest and unironic, God, how I miss those unholy abominations of pies]
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Previously only available in high end fusion restaurants.
February 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Previously only available in high end fusion restaurants.
Thrilled to report the Special Relationship is alive and well.
February 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Thrilled to report the Special Relationship is alive and well.
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I know people love to deservedly praise John Candy's improvisation in HOME ALONE, but Catherine O'Hara is equally amazing. She's rolling with all of his choices and is deep within his emotionality and frivolity, responding to him with equal ease. It's stellar acting work by her.
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I know people love to deservedly praise John Candy's improvisation in HOME ALONE, but Catherine O'Hara is equally amazing. She's rolling with all of his choices and is deep within his emotionality and frivolity, responding to him with equal ease. It's stellar acting work by her.