Matt Waldram
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mattwaldram.bsky.social
Matt Waldram
@mattwaldram.bsky.social
Writer, idiot, has bad knees.

Believes in carbs, monsters, and scrumping.

He/him.
We cannot and must not rule this out.
July 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I’ll get her to sign something you can set as your banner pic. The internet always respects evidence. (I’m the shortest guy in my family by about 5 inches!)
July 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The WHOLE cab ride home was a lecture about (a) your cats, and (b) that you’re nicer than me and D. A successful visit!! (Was so nice to meet you after… about a decade?)
July 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Hard agree. First time I persuaded D to try a sherbet fountain, she choked and asked “why does it burn?” (It doesn’t, she’s just an embarrassment). Anyway, bringing you some sherbet fountains.
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Challenge… accepted.
June 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Trying to remember what Danielle brought over before — pounds of sherbet, I imagine.
June 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Gonna buy you so much Mr Kipling garbage!
June 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nothing is funnier than the Spaceballs music.
June 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
No money, only joke theft.
May 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
30k likes. Hope they’re monetising it somehow.
May 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM