Dr. SmolAnalyst is hoping the next town won't have an Omelas pit
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DC wargamer abroad with two borked cats, an oversized dog, and an unhealthy interest in moral injury, chaplaincy and WMDs. The least prepared chaplaincy student and most relaxed part-time faculty member. Her dresses have pockets.
My asthma getting so bad in Belgium that I get to go back on a daily inhaler for the first time in almost a decade really feels like my ancestors telling me they left Europe for a reason.
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
My asthma getting so bad in Belgium that I get to go back on a daily inhaler for the first time in almost a decade really feels like my ancestors telling me they left Europe for a reason.
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nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
December 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
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anglophones trying to pronounce "hygge"
Hurggah!
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
anglophones trying to pronounce "hygge"
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The fact that IUD insertions are done without sedation or painkillers is proof society wants women to suffer.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The fact that IUD insertions are done without sedation or painkillers is proof society wants women to suffer.
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I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No Noise November. everybody shut up
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Daycare is biological warfare targeting working parents
Brought to you by me managing to catch the kid's cold and stomach bug, leading to coughing and vomiting at the same time
Brought to you by me managing to catch the kid's cold and stomach bug, leading to coughing and vomiting at the same time
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Daycare is biological warfare targeting working parents
Brought to you by me managing to catch the kid's cold and stomach bug, leading to coughing and vomiting at the same time
Brought to you by me managing to catch the kid's cold and stomach bug, leading to coughing and vomiting at the same time
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get in bitch we're destroying the west
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
get in bitch we're destroying the west
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If you speak Spanish, please help Emma get more participants by taking part in this super interesting experiment 🎧📊😊
¡holis! ¿me podríais hacer un favorcín? si habláis español y tenéis media horita libre, ¿os importaría hacerme este experimento? rlj2vzfkev.cognition.run
¡nos ayudaríais mucho a mi tesis y a mí!
¡nos ayudaríais mucho a mi tesis y a mí!
Cognition. Run experiments online
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rlj2vzfkev.cognition.run
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If you speak Spanish, please help Emma get more participants by taking part in this super interesting experiment 🎧📊😊
My daughter, any time you let her try to brush her own teeth
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My daughter, any time you let her try to brush her own teeth
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Yes and yet several European countries are embracing a far-right worldview that would burn these policies to the ground, so let’s be not be smug or complacent here - particularly as Mamdani‘s pro-immigration stance is radical by European standards.
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’ -- Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Yes and yet several European countries are embracing a far-right worldview that would burn these policies to the ground, so let’s be not be smug or complacent here - particularly as Mamdani‘s pro-immigration stance is radical by European standards.
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dying on a hill is embarrassing. hillcorpse behavior
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
dying on a hill is embarrassing. hillcorpse behavior
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God creating Adam:
My guess is “we had extra scraps of clay” or “fuck you we do what we want”
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
God creating Adam:
It was me. I did it. You're all welcome.
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It was me. I did it. You're all welcome.
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
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Vogue's absorption of and closure of Teen Vogue feels like -- is -- a direct attack on a new generation of queer journalists who were committed to excellence and the power of journalism to illuminate the stories of people at the margins.
And it impacts all of us, no matter our age.
And it impacts all of us, no matter our age.
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Vogue's absorption of and closure of Teen Vogue feels like -- is -- a direct attack on a new generation of queer journalists who were committed to excellence and the power of journalism to illuminate the stories of people at the margins.
And it impacts all of us, no matter our age.
And it impacts all of us, no matter our age.
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Lex did such incredible work under extraordinarily difficult working conditions, and it’s an absolute outrage that this is happening to them and the other good folks who got got today
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Lex did such incredible work under extraordinarily difficult working conditions, and it’s an absolute outrage that this is happening to them and the other good folks who got got today
I am the only person on this godforsaken site who recognizes the actor who played Ivan Petrovich in Vanya on 42nd St.
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I am the only person on this godforsaken site who recognizes the actor who played Ivan Petrovich in Vanya on 42nd St.
Another thing I forgot about Europe is I'm about 10 cm too short to use literally any secondhand bike here
November 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Another thing I forgot about Europe is I'm about 10 cm too short to use literally any secondhand bike here
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God please take away my period cramps and give them to Elon Musk
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
God please take away my period cramps and give them to Elon Musk
As much as I am here for Physical: Asia, I think I would prefer a show where you get a bunch of athletes from around the world to hang out and do cool tricks for each other, kinda like the dance party scene from the Eurovision movie. It's very sweet to see everyone exclaiming over cool tricks.
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
As much as I am here for Physical: Asia, I think I would prefer a show where you get a bunch of athletes from around the world to hang out and do cool tricks for each other, kinda like the dance party scene from the Eurovision movie. It's very sweet to see everyone exclaiming over cool tricks.
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Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice