Lena
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Lena
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I like how in movies high pressure negotiations are always chess games filled with intense and witty repartee and genius game theory maths when irl its at most mirroring and semantic stops to get what you want and most likely just waiting for a go between to come back with a new number lol
February 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
why is "the future of warfare" always something horrific and never, like, bubbles
February 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Reposted by Lena
Pendant que les dindons au pouvoir se gargarisent de velléités farfelues de « guerre avec la France », l’EI massacre impunément au Niger. Il n’est d’ailleurs pas le seul : l’armée en fait autant. Pauvre pays.
www.hrw.org/fr/news/2026...
Niger : Un groupe armé islamiste a massacré des villageois dans l’ouest du pays
Un groupe armé islamiste a tué 30 civils, dont quatre enfants, ainsi que cinq combattants capturés lors de deux attaques menées dans l’ouest du Niger depuis le 18 janvier 2026.
www.hrw.org
February 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
POV you got your cat hooked on screens and now you get this look whenever you pause a video ft. Panzerbüchse
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
her: i mean, it's not late yet, we could still meet up and hang out somewhere 🥰

me, with my bed time hot chocolate, in fuzzy alpaca wool booties, face mask on, 90 minutes into a three hour gossip video on youtube:
a woman in a pink jacket stands in front of a microphone and says i 'm getting old
ALT: a woman in a pink jacket stands in front of a microphone and says i 'm getting old
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
out of all the people i worked with i was the only one who quit and got diagnosed with the boohoo the war made me sad disease which at the time sure was a bit of a "ahaha yeah females and their weak and feeble little brains, amirite?" running joke
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
the weirdest day of being a teacher so far is when we had to have a training for all the older colleagues to be like "heyyyyyy if you ever find any CP on a kids tablet: don't make them email it to you, please, for the love of god"
genuinely i cannot believe that i have to say this but you do not need to - and absolutely should not - expose yourself to CSAM material in order to “witness” the crimes of the elite.

this does nothing except make vicarious trauma, moral injury, and potentially places you in legal jeopardy.

STOP
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
"I'm actually not like other girls," I say while being the most like other girls anyone has ever been
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I'm actually not really worried about WW3 because I sorta live on a flood plain and I think thanks to climate change I'll be protected from the worst of it by being about 5ft underwater tbh
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
NATO has never been as strong as it is today!
February 14, 2026 at 2:30 PM
the thing is though that it's actually quite easy and in many cases could be useful to compare apples and oranges?
February 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
ich habe aus Versehen Sauce Hollondaise mit Zitrone gekauft statt normal und ganz ehrlich, da kannste dein Gemüse auch in 5 Tage altes Spülwasser tunken, das hat dann ungefähr den gleichen Effekt 🤢
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
it turns out you can just do things (derogatory)
NEW: Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records found.

The government keeps doing it nonetheless.

www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 PM
will i leave the bed today?

apparently not
how fun
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
when he says "civilization" he means evangelical christian white supremacy btw
Rubio just made a speech to the European defense community in Munich that did not mention Ukraine. Or democracy. Or US business deals with Russia. Or the administration's plans to support the European far right. But there were lots of nice words about our common civilization.
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM
ah, the sweet smell of Gehaltserhöh- nicht ganz Inflationsausgleich

nice
Man wollte 7% für 12 Monate

Man bekam 5,8% auf 27 Monate

Ich weiß nicht ob jeder Lehrer einzeln nicht was besseres für sich ausgehandelt hätte....

Man man man
February 14, 2026 at 10:14 AM
it's really hard to hold on to your bad bitch street cred if every time anyone yells at you you start crying
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 AM
i think its linguistically very interesting how difficult it is for me to not gender animals in languages that don't use grammatical gender (like der Hund so dogs are he and die Katze so cats are she) when i have no problem at all remembering that trees and chairs arent hes

its also very annoying
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 AM
"a priority target for ISIS"

m8 isis bloody loves you wtf are you on about?!
Grift, grift

“Tommy is looking into relocating his family for their safety. Please can you help with this, and any ongoing security costs.”

A web address to donate then appears across the bottom of the screen.”

Of course it does
Cheerybye! 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋
February 14, 2026 at 9:00 AM
the main reason being old sucks is that i used to be so incredibly sure about most things and these days i'm just like
a little girl is standing in a living room and saying `` i do n't know . ''
ALT: a little girl is standing in a living room and saying `` i do n't know . ''
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:46 AM
i read wisconsin as "hair brush" the first 5 times this came across my timeline and i was very confused
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 14, 2026 at 7:49 AM
the world may be going to shit but theres a new rockstar flavour so who cares
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 AM
in exciting personal news: either my ribs are getting better already or i found the right spacing between painkillers

either way we are thrilled to be able to sorta kinda move again
February 14, 2026 at 7:22 AM
not to brag but i could plan and execute a kidnapping without AI
February 14, 2026 at 7:16 AM
ooooooh for later!
Today, INPACT reveals the takeover of the Wagner Group's influence arm – Africa Politology – by the SVR, Russia's foreign intelligence service.
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 AM