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it’s a christmas miracle
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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WAKE UP MR. PAPARO WE USED 20% OF OUR ANNUAL TLAM PRODUCTION ON A FARMHOUSE AGAIN
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ich will mich jetzt nich zu sehr nach alter Lehrerin Spielverderber anhören aber: ....das edeka Angebot finde ich so keine gute Idee ngl
December 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
being out of the loop is lame bc im very sure thats not where isis is at all

but itd be so embarrassing to make a big joke out of that and then find out that i just dont know my butt from my boobs anymore
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
why, uh, why are we bombing people in huts and on dirt bikes with cruise missiles??

asking for a friend
December 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
it's 4am

i have gotten 2 hours of sleep

today we will be working on the house for 6-8 hours

yay
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Was ich will: Knallharter Absturz

Was ich muss: Weihnachtsessen mit der Familie
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it's also a gratitude and manners thing

in our house we were happy once our parents stopped making us recite a poem or play a piece of music for every present
I keep seeing “I can’t believe there are families who go gift by gift and watch as each person opens one” and I think it’s a money thing. Christmas morning lasts longer that way.
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
merry christmas, losers 💚
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Kartoffelsalat gemacht ✔️

Würstchen gekauft ✔️

Mutter auf dem Weg ✔️

Wohnung sauber ✔️

Fondue für morgen vorbereitet ✔️

Hallelujah ✔️
December 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
ich bekomme es nicht einmal hin den Kindern googlen beizubringen
December 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
no but the actual outrage i feel when they do it to Europeans has something of the old "I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN" trope they used to to in movies
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Look, I don't mean to sound like a nitpicker, but if J D. Vance wants to force his beliefs down our throats we should be able to vote in the next midterms.
Be Best.
“Imran Ahmed, chief executive of Centre for Countering Digital Hate; Josephine Ballon and Anna-Lena von Hodenberg, leaders of HateAid, a German organization; former EU Commissioner Thierry Breton, who was responsible for digital affairs; and Clare Melford, who runs the Global Disinformation Index.”
December 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
hostage negotiation in kidnap for ransom cases is very different to hostage negotiation in someone holding up a bank cases is very different to kidnapped by armed extremist cases and i really wish "POLICE HOSTAGE NEGOTIATIORS" would shut their mouth about two of them
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
losing weight is incredibly annoying because i am losing like a pound or two a week, depends on if i decide to get off my ass and move or not

am i actually losing a pound or two a week? no, thats an average, in the real world its this shit, this shit makes no physiological sense to me
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i am still, sadly, hyperfixated on my 600lbs life which i maintain may be the most exploitative tv show ever made

and ive seen so many of them now that the size of those people isnt even shocking anymore but the poverty really is
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
every islamist terror organization: this is our highly spezialized explosives guy, he does bombs, he lives 60ft underground in a bunker, if he gets merked we're fucked, don't mess with the bomb guy

bored 21yos who didn't get fucked enough and have access to youtube preachers: i'll build an IED!!
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
TIL that your heart rate is dependent on something called "stroke volume"

and now you have to know that too
December 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
siri, what hobby to do when parachuting gets boring and youre also very unfit
December 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i'm at an age where i'm starting to understand the "with age everyone gets more conservative" trope

because i didn't get more conservative but with every year i get more "maybe i should just sit back and watch the shitshow as we all go down in flames" so like...there's that
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
wish there was a way to explain to doctors that i do not want or need hormonal birth control bc im considering just walking in like "IM NOT FUCKING ANYONE" next time and that probably changes the tone of the appointment overall, you know
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
one of the middle aged lady neighbours asked me how many calories i eat

i cant find my keys or my bra in a one room house, do you really think im counting calories?!
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
living in modernity is wild because i feel so much smarter than a medieval peasant yet i dont know how anything works
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
in all fairness to AI: neither can some humans
You know what AI can't do? It can't be human.
December 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
hey lena hows the diet going??

oh great, today i discovered im skinny enough now that i can reach back and feel the shrapnel in my shoulder so ive been playing with that for the last...two hours
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM