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imagine you are the guy who lucked out and got to do UK intelligence on the Cayman islands and now suddenly you have to deal with a potential global conflict for no reason
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
imagine you are the guy who lucked out and got to do UK intelligence on the Cayman islands and now suddenly you have to deal with a potential global conflict for no reason
parent: hello my child is suffering from severe mental health issues leading to many physical and behavioral problems at home and at school and for structural, institutional, personal and familial reasons we are not getting the support we need
me:
parent:
me: ya...also theyre failing maths btw
me:
parent:
me: ya...also theyre failing maths btw
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
parent: hello my child is suffering from severe mental health issues leading to many physical and behavioral problems at home and at school and for structural, institutional, personal and familial reasons we are not getting the support we need
me:
parent:
me: ya...also theyre failing maths btw
me:
parent:
me: ya...also theyre failing maths btw
die Frau war aber echt gebeutelt, uneheliches Kind auf dem Dorf, dann im Krieg alleine einen Hof führen, und dann hat der Bub später auch noch eine aus dem katholischen (pfui) Nachbardorf geheiratet
Ich glaube die hat einfach generell nicht mehr viel geredet
Ich glaube die hat einfach generell nicht mehr viel geredet
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
die Frau war aber echt gebeutelt, uneheliches Kind auf dem Dorf, dann im Krieg alleine einen Hof führen, und dann hat der Bub später auch noch eine aus dem katholischen (pfui) Nachbardorf geheiratet
Ich glaube die hat einfach generell nicht mehr viel geredet
Ich glaube die hat einfach generell nicht mehr viel geredet
also...wir hoffen sie hat es niemandem gesagt, das ist, was Opa und Oma erzählen
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
also...wir hoffen sie hat es niemandem gesagt, das ist, was Opa und Oma erzählen
meine Urgroßmutter hatte meinen Großvater '37 und hat einfach bis zu ihrem Tod niemandem gesagt, wer sein Vater ist und in der Familie gibt es bis heute die Fraktion "verheirateter Mann aus dem Nachbarort" und die Fraktion "spekulativ Kriegsverbrecher?!"
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
meine Urgroßmutter hatte meinen Großvater '37 und hat einfach bis zu ihrem Tod niemandem gesagt, wer sein Vater ist und in der Familie gibt es bis heute die Fraktion "verheirateter Mann aus dem Nachbarort" und die Fraktion "spekulativ Kriegsverbrecher?!"
bei meinen Großeltern konnte man die Uhr danach stellen, dass bei über 20 Grad und ab dem 4. Glas Rotwein Wader, Mey, Wecker oder am schlimmsten, das große sozialistische Liederbuch einen Aufrtritt bekamen 😂
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
bei meinen Großeltern konnte man die Uhr danach stellen, dass bei über 20 Grad und ab dem 4. Glas Rotwein Wader, Mey, Wecker oder am schlimmsten, das große sozialistische Liederbuch einen Aufrtritt bekamen 😂
wer Mey noch unironisch hören kann, musste einfach nie den betrunkenen Großeltern auf jeder Gartenparty beim Gitarreklimpfern zuhören, während sie den halben Refrain von "Alle Soldaten woll'n nach Haus" lallen und das ist einfach nicht meine bubble
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
wer Mey noch unironisch hören kann, musste einfach nie den betrunkenen Großeltern auf jeder Gartenparty beim Gitarreklimpfern zuhören, während sie den halben Refrain von "Alle Soldaten woll'n nach Haus" lallen und das ist einfach nicht meine bubble
are we getting emails with subject lines like "Mali - what the fuck??" and "lake chad urgent"? sure
are we packing any bags? no we are not because we have to figure out how to move two tons of rubble 300m up to the gardne by hand and why the limewash is turning green on one wall
are we packing any bags? no we are not because we have to figure out how to move two tons of rubble 300m up to the gardne by hand and why the limewash is turning green on one wall
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
are we getting emails with subject lines like "Mali - what the fuck??" and "lake chad urgent"? sure
are we packing any bags? no we are not because we have to figure out how to move two tons of rubble 300m up to the gardne by hand and why the limewash is turning green on one wall
are we packing any bags? no we are not because we have to figure out how to move two tons of rubble 300m up to the gardne by hand and why the limewash is turning green on one wall
oh you think we should be in Ukraine?? Do you?? Really??
well i think you should figure out how to make your house not fall down, how to fell a tree, we might make our own bricks next summer and also youre not allowed to buy anything from the supermarket any more so have fun with that
well i think you should figure out how to make your house not fall down, how to fell a tree, we might make our own bricks next summer and also youre not allowed to buy anything from the supermarket any more so have fun with that
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
oh you think we should be in Ukraine?? Do you?? Really??
well i think you should figure out how to make your house not fall down, how to fell a tree, we might make our own bricks next summer and also youre not allowed to buy anything from the supermarket any more so have fun with that
well i think you should figure out how to make your house not fall down, how to fell a tree, we might make our own bricks next summer and also youre not allowed to buy anything from the supermarket any more so have fun with that
i dont know how long this will last but, for now, it seems that instead of giving in to the little jello terrorist in my skull when it demands adrenaline of the main character variety is to just make up hilariously difficult, absolutely insane, no stakes quests to do instead
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i dont know how long this will last but, for now, it seems that instead of giving in to the little jello terrorist in my skull when it demands adrenaline of the main character variety is to just make up hilariously difficult, absolutely insane, no stakes quests to do instead
this house is really cool and if i got to live here till they bury me in the cemetary up the road id be very lucky
but
like
i think i could build a really dope cabin if i tried
but
like
i think i could build a really dope cabin if i tried
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
this house is really cool and if i got to live here till they bury me in the cemetary up the road id be very lucky
but
like
i think i could build a really dope cabin if i tried
but
like
i think i could build a really dope cabin if i tried
i fear the whole "anti-war activist generation 68 hippie" stuff they raised me on has not turned out quite the way they expected
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i fear the whole "anti-war activist generation 68 hippie" stuff they raised me on has not turned out quite the way they expected
i was hiking with my mother earlier in the year looking for mushrooms and she found one that i could not at all identify and had to put serious effort into dissuading her from taking it home for dinner anyways because "it just looks edible"
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i was hiking with my mother earlier in the year looking for mushrooms and she found one that i could not at all identify and had to put serious effort into dissuading her from taking it home for dinner anyways because "it just looks edible"
my current level of drive, motivation, and desire to nap would suggest i just came home from a 14 hour shift in the mines and not, like, quite a pleasant day teaching children how to spell
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
my current level of drive, motivation, and desire to nap would suggest i just came home from a 14 hour shift in the mines and not, like, quite a pleasant day teaching children how to spell
is it cocaine?? are you all on cocaine??
i dont even have the energy for food or chores right now, how are we raising families and maintaining hobbies and relationships??
i dont even have the energy for food or chores right now, how are we raising families and maintaining hobbies and relationships??
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
is it cocaine?? are you all on cocaine??
i dont even have the energy for food or chores right now, how are we raising families and maintaining hobbies and relationships??
i dont even have the energy for food or chores right now, how are we raising families and maintaining hobbies and relationships??
and why is everyone taking home and cooking rotting disgusting old mushrooms??
yes that is a Steinpilz, yes they are delicious, so is steak but not once its fucking decomposing?! put that back omg
yes that is a Steinpilz, yes they are delicious, so is steak but not once its fucking decomposing?! put that back omg
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
and why is everyone taking home and cooking rotting disgusting old mushrooms??
yes that is a Steinpilz, yes they are delicious, so is steak but not once its fucking decomposing?! put that back omg
yes that is a Steinpilz, yes they are delicious, so is steak but not once its fucking decomposing?! put that back omg
like the number of people this year alone i have seen post things like "hey can anyone help me identify this mushroom? it tasted a little bitter"
like what do you mean it tasted bitter?? why are we chomping down on random mushrooms we find in a field?? omg
like what do you mean it tasted bitter?? why are we chomping down on random mushrooms we find in a field?? omg
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
like the number of people this year alone i have seen post things like "hey can anyone help me identify this mushroom? it tasted a little bitter"
like what do you mean it tasted bitter?? why are we chomping down on random mushrooms we find in a field?? omg
like what do you mean it tasted bitter?? why are we chomping down on random mushrooms we find in a field?? omg
naja, wie gesagt, ich schreibe gerade an meiner letzten Modulprüfung und im Januar ist das Studium dann vorbei und das Ministerium hat es in 16 Monaten immer noch nicht geschafft, die Prüfungsordnung nach der wir arbeiten offiziell zu beschließen
da steht immer noch "vorraussichtlich" drauf
da steht immer noch "vorraussichtlich" drauf
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
naja, wie gesagt, ich schreibe gerade an meiner letzten Modulprüfung und im Januar ist das Studium dann vorbei und das Ministerium hat es in 16 Monaten immer noch nicht geschafft, die Prüfungsordnung nach der wir arbeiten offiziell zu beschließen
da steht immer noch "vorraussichtlich" drauf
da steht immer noch "vorraussichtlich" drauf
