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As is tradition, I'll be avoiding the internet for the next day or two until the remembering stops happening
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
As is tradition, I'll be avoiding the internet for the next day or two until the remembering stops happening
me, explaining to my family thats already incredibly disappointed with my life choices that this housell be paid off in a few years and then i might just sell it at a huge loss and buy an empty field to put a tiny home on somewhere
my family:
me:
my family:
me:
Tom Senya GIF
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November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
me, explaining to my family thats already incredibly disappointed with my life choices that this housell be paid off in a few years and then i might just sell it at a huge loss and buy an empty field to put a tiny home on somewhere
my family:
me:
my family:
me:
yes hello good morning, how does anyone function as a human and not just go to work and then sit on the couch until its time to go to work again?
asking for a friend
asking for a friend
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
yes hello good morning, how does anyone function as a human and not just go to work and then sit on the couch until its time to go to work again?
asking for a friend
asking for a friend
after a season of actively watching the mushroom foraging facebook groups its honestly a miracle how few people die from mushroom poisoning
genuinely surprising
genuinely surprising
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
after a season of actively watching the mushroom foraging facebook groups its honestly a miracle how few people die from mushroom poisoning
genuinely surprising
genuinely surprising
Me: honestly, I don't think I even have anxiety, I mean, there'd be signs, right?
Also me:
Also me:
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Me: honestly, I don't think I even have anxiety, I mean, there'd be signs, right?
Also me:
Also me:
yesterday, on a Saturday, i suggested my CATHOLIC THEOLOGY study group could just meet again for an hour or so this morning so we could finish up something we were working on
i woke up today and realised why nobody else thought SUNDAY FUCKING MORNING was a good time to meet
i woke up today and realised why nobody else thought SUNDAY FUCKING MORNING was a good time to meet
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
yesterday, on a Saturday, i suggested my CATHOLIC THEOLOGY study group could just meet again for an hour or so this morning so we could finish up something we were working on
i woke up today and realised why nobody else thought SUNDAY FUCKING MORNING was a good time to meet
i woke up today and realised why nobody else thought SUNDAY FUCKING MORNING was a good time to meet
Gründe warum ich nicht im Militär bin #94732: ich fände es sehr lustig auf "Dienstgrad?" "Celsius, aber ich kann auch Kelvin" zu antworten
...aber halt...auch nur ich
...aber halt...auch nur ich
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Gründe warum ich nicht im Militär bin #94732: ich fände es sehr lustig auf "Dienstgrad?" "Celsius, aber ich kann auch Kelvin" zu antworten
...aber halt...auch nur ich
...aber halt...auch nur ich
ive been thinking about how i wanted to try and see how long i could feed myself without buying anything from a supermarket but every time i do its like "but i want persimmons and energy drinks :((" and i just realised i can just do everything but persimmons and energy drinks
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
ive been thinking about how i wanted to try and see how long i could feed myself without buying anything from a supermarket but every time i do its like "but i want persimmons and energy drinks :((" and i just realised i can just do everything but persimmons and energy drinks
me, alone, single, unattached, unbothered by anyone's presence, at peace, thriving: 😊
literally just some guy with vaguely broad shoulders and a decent hair cut smelling like bad decisions and nicotine:
me:
literally just some guy with vaguely broad shoulders and a decent hair cut smelling like bad decisions and nicotine:
me:
a woman in a lab coat says " i can fix him " in a cartoon
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November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
me, alone, single, unattached, unbothered by anyone's presence, at peace, thriving: 😊
literally just some guy with vaguely broad shoulders and a decent hair cut smelling like bad decisions and nicotine:
me:
literally just some guy with vaguely broad shoulders and a decent hair cut smelling like bad decisions and nicotine:
me:
Temperatur: 3 Grad
Sichtweite: ca 10m
Wetter: Nieselregen
Sichtweite: ca 10m
Wetter: Nieselregen
a man with curly hair is laying on the ground in the woods and says mushrooms !
ALT: a man with curly hair is laying on the ground in the woods and says mushrooms !
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November 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Temperatur: 3 Grad
Sichtweite: ca 10m
Wetter: Nieselregen
Sichtweite: ca 10m
Wetter: Nieselregen
i think evolution is a lie because explain how my ancestors were endurance runners chasing deer for days until they collapsed from exhaustion and yet my survival of the fittest butt can't even walk up a mild incline without being out of breath
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
i think evolution is a lie because explain how my ancestors were endurance runners chasing deer for days until they collapsed from exhaustion and yet my survival of the fittest butt can't even walk up a mild incline without being out of breath
how is my life going?
really well, really normal, tomorrow i am going to work linseed oil into the bits of floor that are just straight up clay and see how that goes so thats very exciting for us all
really well, really normal, tomorrow i am going to work linseed oil into the bits of floor that are just straight up clay and see how that goes so thats very exciting for us all
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
how is my life going?
really well, really normal, tomorrow i am going to work linseed oil into the bits of floor that are just straight up clay and see how that goes so thats very exciting for us all
really well, really normal, tomorrow i am going to work linseed oil into the bits of floor that are just straight up clay and see how that goes so thats very exciting for us all
today in: life is an endless parade of mysteries
the cats have been peeing a lot
like a normal amount
like the amount of pee you would expect a cat to pee
but the water in their bowl does not seem to get any less, like, at all
the cats have been peeing a lot
like a normal amount
like the amount of pee you would expect a cat to pee
but the water in their bowl does not seem to get any less, like, at all
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
today in: life is an endless parade of mysteries
the cats have been peeing a lot
like a normal amount
like the amount of pee you would expect a cat to pee
but the water in their bowl does not seem to get any less, like, at all
the cats have been peeing a lot
like a normal amount
like the amount of pee you would expect a cat to pee
but the water in their bowl does not seem to get any less, like, at all
people are good, everything else is details
Do you have a firmest belief?
I’m texting a friend who just said “X is my firmest belief,” and I don’t mind telling you he sent me into an existential vortex of disbelief and non-meaning because I do not know what the hell my firmest belief is.
I’m texting a friend who just said “X is my firmest belief,” and I don’t mind telling you he sent me into an existential vortex of disbelief and non-meaning because I do not know what the hell my firmest belief is.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
people are good, everything else is details
chat, is everything bad maybe?
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
chat, is everything bad maybe?
Esse ich Fleisch? nein
aber würde mich so ein richtiges westfälisches Grünkohlessen grade echt abholen? ja
aber würde mich so ein richtiges westfälisches Grünkohlessen grade echt abholen? ja
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Esse ich Fleisch? nein
aber würde mich so ein richtiges westfälisches Grünkohlessen grade echt abholen? ja
aber würde mich so ein richtiges westfälisches Grünkohlessen grade echt abholen? ja
TIL that you can look up the actual archaeological reports of the digs they did on time team and thats how i learnt that "land snail assessment" is apparently a standard tool in (British?) archaeology
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
TIL that you can look up the actual archaeological reports of the digs they did on time team and thats how i learnt that "land snail assessment" is apparently a standard tool in (British?) archaeology
have i seen every episode of team time 86 times already? yes
will i rewatch every episode of time team probably another 86 times? also yes
will i rewatch every episode of time team probably another 86 times? also yes
November 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
have i seen every episode of team time 86 times already? yes
will i rewatch every episode of time team probably another 86 times? also yes
will i rewatch every episode of time team probably another 86 times? also yes
status symbols are hilarious to me because the only difference between these is basically milieu
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
status symbols are hilarious to me because the only difference between these is basically milieu
POV you were very busy this summer and filled the freezer up to the gills and now you're looking for one thing that's in there somewhere near the bottom probably
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
POV you were very busy this summer and filled the freezer up to the gills and now you're looking for one thing that's in there somewhere near the bottom probably
Professor: okay, das nächste Thema behandeln wir nur kurz, das ist Ihnen sicherlich allen schon seit dem Kommunionsunterricht mehr als bekannt
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a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
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November 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Professor: okay, das nächste Thema behandeln wir nur kurz, das ist Ihnen sicherlich allen schon seit dem Kommunionsunterricht mehr als bekannt
ich:
Professor:
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me, every time one of the many, many, many mushroom foraging youtubers goes "oh look, they actually form a fairy ring right here!" and then steps right into it
a close up of a man 's face with the words dr.doctor.tumblr visible in the corner
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November 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
me, every time one of the many, many, many mushroom foraging youtubers goes "oh look, they actually form a fairy ring right here!" and then steps right into it
me, a catholic: @thepope actually, pappy, ur wrong, dude, now listen up and listen well and let me explain a thing or two about faith to you...
November 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
me, a catholic: @thepope actually, pappy, ur wrong, dude, now listen up and listen well and let me explain a thing or two about faith to you...
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1. Lepista nuda (smells like fruit juice <3)
2. Mycena rosea
3. (i think) Helvella lacunosa
4. Mycetinis alliaceus (tastes and smells like garlic)
2. Mycena rosea
3. (i think) Helvella lacunosa
4. Mycetinis alliaceus (tastes and smells like garlic)
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
1. Lepista nuda (smells like fruit juice <3)
2. Mycena rosea
3. (i think) Helvella lacunosa
4. Mycetinis alliaceus (tastes and smells like garlic)
2. Mycena rosea
3. (i think) Helvella lacunosa
4. Mycetinis alliaceus (tastes and smells like garlic)