... oh no

Me 🤜 "yeah no I'm bitter AF about this" 🤛 Naomi

No tipsy child Marines at Lola's? Recession indicator.

It is beautiful that I had next to no memory of watching this show and now I am recalling being terrified of going to bed as a child, because Commander Riker described a big robot ape attack.

The fact that IUD insertions are done without sedation or painkillers is proof society wants women to suffer.

As someone currently living her most asthmatic life with sinusitis, I would like to have words with Galen.
Bile doesn't make me angry. It lets me digest cheese. Phlegm? Phlegm makes me angry.

I genuinely thought that was a) only Scandinavian countries and b) only something they did to foreigners

So while this sucks, I feel slightly less alone in the suck now.

Nah, but that's on us getting the furniture delivered that day, meaning we were super busy the next few days after

The grocery store is closed, I'm extremely asthmatic, and white-knuckling through another child-provided respiratory infection. ALCON, Please chuck treats in the direction of the Flemish-Walloon border, I'll eat them if I'm still breathing tomorrow.

Oh no do I need to have something for children? Jk we live in the countryside and our daughter is the only child on this entire street.
But like, if she weren't...?

Now do a double feature with 8 Femmes

It is embarrassing how much I love this movie

I encountered one while cycling to class once along the coast in Scotland, and got off my bike, thinking there was a cool lizard. Put my glasses on, saw the greatest tiny carnovore you will ever meet in the UK.