Mamascar
@mamascar.bsky.social
I'm here because Twitter sucks! Be kind 🔆😊💚🤍
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Mamascar
@mamascar.bsky.social
· Dec 7
People who pull out in front of you then go 10 miles under the speed limit, fuck you.
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Mixed signals except it's just my cat finding me to say hello but biting me instead
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mixed signals except it's just my cat finding me to say hello but biting me instead
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There is no other like me, or you.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
There is no other like me, or you.
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Video evidence of me being a big old softie, protecting even the smallest one.
A scene one would never expect in the middle of the night... but it teaches us that mercy can reside even in hearts we never thought knew it.
September 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Video evidence of me being a big old softie, protecting even the smallest one.
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Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"
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The Waffle House at midnight. A drunk concert goers best friend.
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The Waffle House at midnight. A drunk concert goers best friend.
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How amazing if both World Series teams stopped everything and agreed to be co-champions.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
How amazing if both World Series teams stopped everything and agreed to be co-champions.
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Pitchers and catchers 105 days
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Pitchers and catchers 105 days
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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
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Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost.
October 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost.
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I am not afraid of dead people, I am afraid of living ones.
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am not afraid of dead people, I am afraid of living ones.
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This weekend in Poland, it's time to change CEST to CET.
In my opinion, it's high time to stop changing time.
In my opinion, it's high time to stop changing time.
October 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This weekend in Poland, it's time to change CEST to CET.
In my opinion, it's high time to stop changing time.
In my opinion, it's high time to stop changing time.
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🎼Tell me lies.
Tell me sweet, little lies🎶
Tell me sweet, little lies🎶
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
🎼Tell me lies.
Tell me sweet, little lies🎶
Tell me sweet, little lies🎶
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Anybody wanna come watch me squeeze these life lemons?
October 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Anybody wanna come watch me squeeze these life lemons?
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If they’re still mad at you, melt cheese on something and present it to them as your peace offering.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If they’re still mad at you, melt cheese on something and present it to them as your peace offering.
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There’s no power up quite like that perfect cup of coffee.
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
There’s no power up quite like that perfect cup of coffee.
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Some days I try too hard. Some days I don’t try hard enough. Either way, I’d rather still be in bed.
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Some days I try too hard. Some days I don’t try hard enough. Either way, I’d rather still be in bed.
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The best skeets? Random answers;)
E.g.:
Never gym, always gin;D
E.g.:
Never gym, always gin;D
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The best skeets? Random answers;)
E.g.:
Never gym, always gin;D
E.g.:
Never gym, always gin;D
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Just saw my reflection and apologized.
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Just saw my reflection and apologized.
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If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
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I can’t believe the roses are still blooming! 🌹
I love it though.
I love it though.
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I can’t believe the roses are still blooming! 🌹
I love it though.
I love it though.
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"Love your creepy Halloween pic"
"That's my regular face."
"That's my regular face."
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Love your creepy Halloween pic"
"That's my regular face."
"That's my regular face."