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Uncle_Wolf
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EU Boomer General of anything that goes boom, Master of everything boomy and explosively, as well as Warden of the Fellas Arsenal of Badaboms!
Someone dug deep into their pockets.
Cudos to this anonymous donour.
❗️An anonymous benefactor from the 🇳🇱Netherlands has armed six units of the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defense of 🇺🇦Ukraine with shotguns as part of an aid package.
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Fella Karl Melnyk has achieved hero-status this morning.
When the opposition need to snitch Fellas out for posting stuff, then we are truly a pain in the arse where it's hurting them.
Good work Fella, much cudos!
What a nice Morning:
🇩🇪 Police at my Door. Somebody did a Anonymous Snitching about a Post in March.
What did I post?
A Pic of Cocaine, seized by Peruvian Customs, from the🇩🇪 Press:
www.spiegel.de/panorama/jus...
With a Comment: "This explains much of the #Trump Regime."
Now they try to silent me.
Polizei in Peru beschlagnahmt Kokain mit Hakenkreuzen
Sie waren mit nationalsozialistischen Symbolen gekennzeichnet: In Peru sind Dutzende Kilogramm Kokain beschlagnahmt worden. Die Drogen waren wohl für Europa bestimmt.
www.spiegel.de
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Sweden is rolling out a huge red/white maple-leaf shaped carpet to Canada.
Remember, Gripen is purposebuilt to freeze its behind off and still fly, perfect for Canada.
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Someone clearly "trimmed" the Patriot missiles.
These are actually good numbers compared to what we have seen lately in regards of downed missiles.
Still obviously a shit-night for the poor civilians in Kyiv.
🇺🇦 Zelensky: Today, I received a report from Commander-in-Chief and Commander of the Air Force.

First, our Patriots, along with some other systems, worked effectively, and 14 Russian missiles were neutralized overnight. Among them were two aeroballistic missiles and six ballistic missiles.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I doubt the exactitude of this one, a typical Varangian wouldn't have been aware of China at that point in time.
But, the sentiment is correct, don't trust the US beardless government. 😁
Never trust a Foreign Beer, a chinese Meade, a greek Wife and a beardless Man!
(Unknown Varangian Guardsman, 998 aD)
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
It doesn't matter if you are a Fella.
If you actively propose to a serving commander to murder 140 million people, you have problems.
Also, I will block you, I seriously hope that you are not surprised over me doing so.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Sleep well dear Europe, may your dreams be sweet!
Tonight the Wolf of Europe is watching over you as you sleep and keeping you safe.
Here is a Lullaby for you to fall asleep with,
Ave Maria sung by Greta Thunberg's mother.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckvc...
Malena Ernman - Ave Maria
YouTube video by malenaernmanfansite
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is a recuring dream at night for Secretery of Imaginary Warfare Pete Hogsbreath.
Oodles of Nordic Pagan Beardos that come to him in his dreams to discuss why his bunghole is tattood.
(yes, I loathe him)
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can Hogsbreath even grow a beard?
Is that the reason why he hates us bearded Nordic Pagan Beardos so much?
BeardEnvy™
Proud Nordic Beardo for Life! 😊
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I now live rentfree in Hogsbreath's brain.
We've met three times, and he is now living in perpetual fear of "Bearded Nordic Pagans".
I'm apparently a very memorable person. 😁
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Lavröv should be talking about Russia's readiness for unconditional surrender.
It would after all be the realist position.
Why does Lavrov talk about the Russian Federation's "readiness" for negotiations?
cpd.gov.ua/internationa...
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Yet another important milestone has been achieved.
Not having a federalised intelligence collating agency was a hinderance for our Security effectiveness during wartime needs.
NEW: The European Commission, led by Ursula von der Leyen, is creating a new intelligence unit to better combine information from EU national spy agencies.

Source: FT
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This is an incredible shift in policy as Japan more closely aligns itself with EU on the Global Stage.
🇯🇵🇹🇼The Japanese government has stated that in the event of the use of force against Taiwan, such as a naval blockade, Japan may recognize it as a “threat to existence” and, accordingly, “exercise collective self-defense.”

🔗Read details: militarnyi.com/en/news/new-...
New Era in Tokyo’s Foreign Policy: if China attacks Taiwan, Japan May Defend the Island - Militarnyi
Tokyo stated that in the event of the use of force against Taiwan, Japan may recognize it as a “threat to existence” and “exercise collective self-defense.”
militarnyi.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Am I the only one noting that the US is at spot 48 out of 60 on this list?
Definitely down in the bottom now.
Ukraine is ranked 26th out of 60 countries in the reputation ranking.

Switzerland and Canada top the list, while Russia is at the bottom.

As published by Forbes Ukraine.
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This is an incredibly important shift in range.
To a lay person this might sound trivial, but to an expert it heralds a paradigm shift in abilities on the Ukrainian side.
⚡️Along with the growing number of attacks, the average flight range is also increasing.

In October, a new record was set — 663 km from Ukraine’s borders.

▪️ Average range in 2025 — 501 km
▪️ Record (October) — 663 km

by oko_gora

2/2
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Russian Tiger applies fuel sanctions inside of Russia.
Question is what a Russian tiger will do with gasoline?
‼️Update: “The dangerous giant tiger will not be caught in Primorye.”

I wonder if it’s reducing demand for gasoline 😅

www.mk.ru/social/2025/...
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Germany knows full well that it was not Ukraine that liberated Europe from the Nordstream Invasion Shackles.
Other heroes blew up Nordstream, but they shall remain a secret for 72 more years.
Germany, end this charade.
🚨🇷🇺🇩🇪 Without providing any evidence, German police accuse Ukraine of blowing up #NordStream and name former Ukrainian Commander-in-Chief Zaluzhnyi as the main leader of the "sabotage" team.

German police must be investigated for Russian ties.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Another day in the glorious Russian empire.
Now they are attacked by poison beetles.
Meanwhile in Russian Media…

“Horrible poisonous beetles attacked Russians at a popular resort.”

www.mk.ru/incident/202...
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Doobedoobedoop! 😊
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Remember that it is not true before Russia produces salty tears.
Yes, we are forming an agency to counter enemy AgitProp and to perform PsyOps against our enemies.
Imma diggin'

🤨 I found this whilst snouting about
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Fellas, I point out that EU is now hiring PsyOp and Counter-PsyOp specialists, and information/counter-information specialists.
NAFO is a huge merit.
Open for all EU-Fellas.
Step 1 to apply: Ability to find the application webpage (no, I'm not joking).
Welcome to Serve!
That’s basically NAFO they’re asking for help 😇.
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
EU tinkering away diiligently on the downfall of Russia.
This is a good move that will make a difference.
EU plans hub to tackle disinformation threat from Russia and others
Move follows ‘escalating hybrid attacks’ by Russia and other foreign powers spreading fake articles across social media

3 years too late 🤦‍♂️

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
EU plans hub to tackle disinformation threat from Russia and others
Move follows ‘escalating hybrid attacks’ by Russia and other foreign powers spreading fake articles across social media
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Note that Trump is not president of the European Union.
Druzhba is blown up, and the Turkstream runs through other EU countries that are sanctioning the gas going to Hungary.
Orban says Hungary obtained complete, indefinite US sanctions exemption for TurkStream and Druzhba pipelines.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
EU Naval Forces under secondment to Operation Atalanta drove off the Somali Pirates and freed the crew of the tanker.
Good work, more work remains to be done.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
EU forces free crew from tanker seized by Somali pirates
The Hellas Aphrodite crew have been freed from armed Somali pirates who seized it the previous day.
www.bbc.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
And we are now back at this point in the news cycle.
Just pointing out that this is the 5th time that this is hitting the news cycle.
Just saying.
❗️🤡 Russia is preparing for an accident at the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant – and immediately blames the West for it...
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM