The Magnificent Skinbag
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The Magnificent Skinbag
@magnificentskinbag.bsky.social
another bastard out of Oklahoma

no more billionaires EVER, goddammit
chat? can we?
can we do a RICO case against the entire one percent
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Too. Fucking. LATE.
listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
instant follow:
@nuclearanthro.bsky.social here are some sunflowers in my garden to help with vibes and so on
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
reading a little history today and I'm shaking my head at all the brave acts and words that have come before in this country, leading to this, a nation run by a cabal of dogfucking racists, led by a demented, senile criminal
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"I can be wronger than anyone in here!"
I don't think this is a correct description of America's party system.
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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"My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine."

Tallulah Bankhead
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU WANT TO BE ONLINE? ENDURE.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
fuck yes: after Stumpy goes, a complete and thoroughgoing reorg of the govt that includes eliminating our most racist agency
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
how is it that a professional basketball player—all he does is play basketball!—have a 60% free throw shooting average?

I’m not even that big a fan, but it hurts me when they miss a free throw
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
boy, this is tough: I can't decide whether Peter Baker or Olivia Nuzzi is dumber or more of a shill
Peter Baker: A thinking man’s Olivia Nuzzi
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
certainly bears mentioning, imo
The Roman Empire prospered due to open borders, mass immigration and diversity then fell because of huge wealth inequality and corrupt leadership. I just thought I'd mention it.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
nope: just resign yourself to it
I'm never beating the accusations of chronic cool girl syndrome
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hero
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
exactly: we're the party that DOESN'T want to protect the boy-touchers and child rapists
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?

CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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My most woke opinion is that the whole point of society is to collectively help each other. My taxes should be going towards housing and feeding everyone. No one should be without food or shelter. Rich people should be contributing more towards this. It shouldn't even be controversial!
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
if you don't get mad when you see beggars, you're part of the problem

if poverty doesn't offend you, you need to wake the fuck up

if billionaires profiling in their yachts while people starve doesn't deeply disturb your sense of what's right, that you might not have a proper sense of what's right
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years

jana: smoking weed

interviewer: that's a deeply unprofessional—

jana: you're there too

interviewer: what are you—

jana: you're smiling, but there is a sadness behind it
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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🤔 🤷‍♂️ 😬
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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(For the record, he got a law degree, not a master's.)

I don't actually think he's a moron. I think he has absolutely no moral compass, that he is all about clawing his way up the ladder by any means necessary.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

lying little fuckstain
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Dark comedy about a billionaire who hears the phrase, "Kindness costs you nothing," and drives himself insane trying to find a way to monetize kindness
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'll bet I have the first act beats (at the very least) by sometime tomorrow, as this is going to live in my head for a while
Dark comedy about a billionaire who hears the phrase, "Kindness costs you nothing," and drives himself insane trying to find a way to monetize kindness
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM