lamb the magnesium fairy
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she/her. neurovoid.
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Trying on new clothes in December is like trying to domesticate a raccoon.
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Trying on new clothes in December is like trying to domesticate a raccoon.
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🎶 I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar 🎶
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🎶 I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar 🎶
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Don't make choices that lead you to this moment.
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Don't make choices that lead you to this moment.
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*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
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The one song Beethoven couldn’t play.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The one song Beethoven couldn’t play.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Calling ICE on your neighbors is a hate crime
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Calling ICE on your neighbors is a hate crime
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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed then leave
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed then leave
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Tom Hanks explains to Stephen Colbert why he masks on the subway:
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tom Hanks explains to Stephen Colbert why he masks on the subway:
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
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bro why is a sovereign nation crashing out on here
October 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
bro why is a sovereign nation crashing out on here
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[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call]
LEAVE IT 🔫
LEAVE IT 🔫
October 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call]
LEAVE IT 🔫
LEAVE IT 🔫
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If Antifa were a real group, you’d be able to buy merch.
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If Antifa were a real group, you’d be able to buy merch.
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imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
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hey god, while you’re at it u wanna rapture these student loans too?
September 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
hey god, while you’re at it u wanna rapture these student loans too?
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when my husband asks why i’m so insistent about where things go in the kitchen
September 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
when my husband asks why i’m so insistent about where things go in the kitchen
My work sidekick all cozy under warm laundry, as she should be 🥰
September 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My work sidekick all cozy under warm laundry, as she should be 🥰
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PSA: If you haven’t yet, it may be a good idea to get your COVID shot this week.
Reports suggest that CDC may further restrict COVID vaccine access to people aged 75 and up, unless you have an condition.
The committee that advises the CDC on vaccines meets this Thursday.
Reports suggest that CDC may further restrict COVID vaccine access to people aged 75 and up, unless you have an condition.
The committee that advises the CDC on vaccines meets this Thursday.
RFK Jr.’s CDC may limit COVID shots to 75 and up, claim they killed kids
A battle is brewing over mRNA vaccines, which could intensify backlash against Kennedy.
arstechnica.com
September 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
PSA: If you haven’t yet, it may be a good idea to get your COVID shot this week.
Reports suggest that CDC may further restrict COVID vaccine access to people aged 75 and up, unless you have an condition.
The committee that advises the CDC on vaccines meets this Thursday.
Reports suggest that CDC may further restrict COVID vaccine access to people aged 75 and up, unless you have an condition.
The committee that advises the CDC on vaccines meets this Thursday.
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Hello Mr President Charlie Kirk called for the stoning to death of queer people and the end of empathy. He actively, frequently called for gun violence. Don't forget about the trans people you like to forget about when you say your prayers
We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hello Mr President Charlie Kirk called for the stoning to death of queer people and the end of empathy. He actively, frequently called for gun violence. Don't forget about the trans people you like to forget about when you say your prayers
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I took this picture 20 years ago and every so often I have to check on it to make sure that creepy ass shit didn’t escape the film and is like standing behind me or whatever
September 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I took this picture 20 years ago and every so often I have to check on it to make sure that creepy ass shit didn’t escape the film and is like standing behind me or whatever
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trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be