Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir)
@magerightsactivist.bsky.social
Smug leftie of the anarchist persuasion. One of the last progressive antitheists left on the internet. German. Bigender pansexual menace. Writer of smutty fanfic. Bird keeper. Pop science enthusiast. Weird hermit. Fandom trash forever.
Pinned
Anti-state
Pro-prostate
Pro-prostate
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midwest getting fucked by the polar chode
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
midwest getting fucked by the polar chode
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ha ha burn the white house down (satire) and blow up the capitol building (joke) and take hostages (playful ribbing) and make a new world (sincere).
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
ha ha burn the white house down (satire) and blow up the capitol building (joke) and take hostages (playful ribbing) and make a new world (sincere).
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joyce, joyce, stop, he's already dead
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
joyce, joyce, stop, he's already dead
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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The Bionic Man implies the existence of The Straightonic Man
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The Bionic Man implies the existence of The Straightonic Man
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I swear to god there must be a neurotransmitter that provides feelings of pleasure from doing or saying the stupidest shit. When they discover it, it must be named derpamine
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I swear to god there must be a neurotransmitter that provides feelings of pleasure from doing or saying the stupidest shit. When they discover it, it must be named derpamine
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What's it like to have friends?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What's it like to have friends?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
The world's chaotic and I'm fine with that, but it's nice to have some niche interests that I understand.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The world's chaotic and I'm fine with that, but it's nice to have some niche interests that I understand.
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I’m not lazy, I’m just deeply committed to letting things sort themselves out cosmically
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m not lazy, I’m just deeply committed to letting things sort themselves out cosmically
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
I could have had a fabulous career in drag, but unfortunately, my two left feet are Not Safe For Werq.
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I could have had a fabulous career in drag, but unfortunately, my two left feet are Not Safe For Werq.
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🚨PTEROSAUR NEWS🚨
a warm welcome to bakiribu waridza, a filter-feeding ctenochasmatid from the early cretaceous romualdo formation of brazil. described by @alinemghilardi.bsky.social et al., it is recovered as a sibling taxon to the 'flamingo pterosaur' pterodaustro
(art by julio lacerda)
a warm welcome to bakiribu waridza, a filter-feeding ctenochasmatid from the early cretaceous romualdo formation of brazil. described by @alinemghilardi.bsky.social et al., it is recovered as a sibling taxon to the 'flamingo pterosaur' pterodaustro
(art by julio lacerda)
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
🚨PTEROSAUR NEWS🚨
a warm welcome to bakiribu waridza, a filter-feeding ctenochasmatid from the early cretaceous romualdo formation of brazil. described by @alinemghilardi.bsky.social et al., it is recovered as a sibling taxon to the 'flamingo pterosaur' pterodaustro
(art by julio lacerda)
a warm welcome to bakiribu waridza, a filter-feeding ctenochasmatid from the early cretaceous romualdo formation of brazil. described by @alinemghilardi.bsky.social et al., it is recovered as a sibling taxon to the 'flamingo pterosaur' pterodaustro
(art by julio lacerda)
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smallpox eradication is one of the greatest achievement of humans, up there with 'hey maybe we should wash our hands'
Smallpox was so bad that two nations who were threatening to nuke everyone and everything agreed on eradication.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
smallpox eradication is one of the greatest achievement of humans, up there with 'hey maybe we should wash our hands'
Made some spinach with onions, garlic, white cheese, pine nuts, and chickpeas, and it's delectable.
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Made some spinach with onions, garlic, white cheese, pine nuts, and chickpeas, and it's delectable.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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Our friend Stan Lai's Toad lives in many areas in central South America, from eastern Peru into southern Brazil, including Bolivia and Paraguay! They are named after an investment banker who received the name as a birthday present from his wife! (photo by Esteban Diego Koch)
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Our friend Stan Lai's Toad lives in many areas in central South America, from eastern Peru into southern Brazil, including Bolivia and Paraguay! They are named after an investment banker who received the name as a birthday present from his wife! (photo by Esteban Diego Koch)
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
I like my lovers like I like my tea leaves - broken.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I like my lovers like I like my tea leaves - broken.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
No matter how long I *think* my nail polish is going to take to dry, the answer always turns out to be "Longer than that".
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
No matter how long I *think* my nail polish is going to take to dry, the answer always turns out to be "Longer than that".
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Rereading The Running Man, and what a wild fantasy of a dystopian future where nobody has access to healthcare or food and the rich watch the poor die for entertainment.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Rereading The Running Man, and what a wild fantasy of a dystopian future where nobody has access to healthcare or food and the rich watch the poor die for entertainment.