MacCrocodile
@maccrocodile.bsky.social
Your decision to follow me is very suspicious.
Pinned
A bore, a boor, and a Boer walk into a bar. Bartender says "What'll it be, Mr. Musk?"
If anybody does this with my image when I die, it should never stop calling you every swear word in the world.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If anybody does this with my image when I die, it should never stop calling you every swear word in the world.
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"These emails are cherry-picked."
"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"
"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
"These emails are cherry-picked."
"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"
"Ok, but you get that it's a problem that your tree has ANY cherries that are emails conspiring with a paedophilic sex trafficker?"
Nobody ever talks about acidic bitches.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Nobody ever talks about acidic bitches.
What Republicans will bring to the negotiation table next month:
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What Republicans will bring to the negotiation table next month:
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*deep breath*
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*deep breath*
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
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If Schumer votes AGAINST this but enough Ds vote FOR it that it passes, he needs to RESIGN immediately.
He will have shown himself to be absolutely ineffective as a minority leader. He has to go.
Literally resign tonight.
He will have shown himself to be absolutely ineffective as a minority leader. He has to go.
Literally resign tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If Schumer votes AGAINST this but enough Ds vote FOR it that it passes, he needs to RESIGN immediately.
He will have shown himself to be absolutely ineffective as a minority leader. He has to go.
Literally resign tonight.
He will have shown himself to be absolutely ineffective as a minority leader. He has to go.
Literally resign tonight.
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Palace releases a statement to say they taken away Andrew's Netflix account and his coffee machine.
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Palace releases a statement to say they taken away Andrew's Netflix account and his coffee machine.
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"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.
Don't say the second when you mean the first.
Don't say the second when you mean the first.
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.
Don't say the second when you mean the first.
Don't say the second when you mean the first.
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Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
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“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI
Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.
www.npr.org
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
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While Moulton acts like trans rights are negotiable, Markey isn’t playing. At No Kings Boston, he said trans rights are human rights and the people roared. When Moulton got up to speak, they booed.
That was a bright line, @evanurquhart.bsky.social said.
www.editorialboard.com/no-kings-is-...
That was a bright line, @evanurquhart.bsky.social said.
www.editorialboard.com/no-kings-is-...
No Kings is a bright line for centrists
Democrats like Seth Moulton must choose.
www.editorialboard.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
While Moulton acts like trans rights are negotiable, Markey isn’t playing. At No Kings Boston, he said trans rights are human rights and the people roared. When Moulton got up to speak, they booed.
That was a bright line, @evanurquhart.bsky.social said.
www.editorialboard.com/no-kings-is-...
That was a bright line, @evanurquhart.bsky.social said.
www.editorialboard.com/no-kings-is-...
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I can't believe people would steal from France at a time when America is unconscious on the ground with money falling from its pockets.
October 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can't believe people would steal from France at a time when America is unconscious on the ground with money falling from its pockets.
And they’re just being forced to do it? Shit, I think there should be a law or an amendment preventing involuntary servitude.
A former ICE director says agents have been put "in a terrible position" and are being tasked with operations "in a city where they don't belong."
Ex-ICE director says Trump's immigration crackdown putting agents in "terrible position"
Federal agents deployed tear gas on a crowd in Chicago, prompting a judge to ask the agents to wear body cameras.
cbsn.ws
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
And they’re just being forced to do it? Shit, I think there should be a law or an amendment preventing involuntary servitude.
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Amazing that “No kings and no Nazis” is suddenly a controversial slogan and up for debate in 2025. These are the two most basic creeds of American history.
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Amazing that “No kings and no Nazis” is suddenly a controversial slogan and up for debate in 2025. These are the two most basic creeds of American history.
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The entire confederate south should’ve been dissolved into federal territory with states later redrawn and entered into the union after a second constitutional congress to remove all the slavery concessions within it
you know what is totally cool to say? It is totally cool to say that every last confederate officer should have been hanged and every last plantation owner dispossessed and hanged after the civil war. It is totally cool to say it. it has no correlation with how you feel about politics in the present
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The entire confederate south should’ve been dissolved into federal territory with states later redrawn and entered into the union after a second constitutional congress to remove all the slavery concessions within it
Actual advice for Europeans offering advice for protesting in the US:
GFY.
GFY.
Actual advice for (US) No Kings:
No names, no phones, black clothes you've never worn before, masks, gloves, good shoes, eye protection, water...
Utilise the military guys in your ranks. Give them radios that connect with people flying drones above the rally. Co-ordinate movements accordingly.
No names, no phones, black clothes you've never worn before, masks, gloves, good shoes, eye protection, water...
Utilise the military guys in your ranks. Give them radios that connect with people flying drones above the rally. Co-ordinate movements accordingly.
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Actual advice for Europeans offering advice for protesting in the US:
GFY.
GFY.
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For those who want to block everyone who follows a certain account or likes or reposts a certain post, here's a powerful tool: Blockenheimer (newly reborn).
Use it thoughtfully, because as with blocklists, it's all too easy to accidentally block friends! block.alxtratrstrl.xyz/index.html
Use it thoughtfully, because as with blocklists, it's all too easy to accidentally block friends! block.alxtratrstrl.xyz/index.html
October 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
For those who want to block everyone who follows a certain account or likes or reposts a certain post, here's a powerful tool: Blockenheimer (newly reborn).
Use it thoughtfully, because as with blocklists, it's all too easy to accidentally block friends! block.alxtratrstrl.xyz/index.html
Use it thoughtfully, because as with blocklists, it's all too easy to accidentally block friends! block.alxtratrstrl.xyz/index.html
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Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'
Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'
"Art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go f*ck itself!” Guillermo del Toro is a guest of honour at this year’s Lumière Film Festival. He presents his adaptation of Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein", which audiences got to see on the big screen before it streams on Netflix next month.
l.euronews.com
October 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'
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[best read with a French accent]
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
[best read with a French accent]
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
Did you know a group of bison is called a “perfidiousness”?
"Looking forward to seeing more films directed by D.W. Griffith, the Father of Film"
October 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Did you know a group of bison is called a “perfidiousness”?
Someone hands Amelia a camera. “We want you to shoot the Baroness when she comes to town.”
if we had a billion dollars we would hire Rian Johnson to make an Amelia Bedilia film with Aubrey Plaza in the titular role but also it's a murder mystery in which she is the obvious suspect
October 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Someone hands Amelia a camera. “We want you to shoot the Baroness when she comes to town.”
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so where do the shitheads fit in then
October 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
so where do the shitheads fit in then
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love u Italy but you also have a fusion cuisine like everybody else and that’s Fine
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
love u Italy but you also have a fusion cuisine like everybody else and that’s Fine
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Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that?
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
October 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that?
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in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa