MacCrocodile
@maccrocodile.bsky.social
Your decision to follow me is very suspicious.
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A bore, a boor, and a Boer walk into a bar. Bartender says "What'll it be, Mr. Musk?"
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omg they did the thing
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
omg they did the thing
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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im getting disturbing reports that donald trump is doing exactly what he said he would and the results are exactly as disastrous as everyone said they would be
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 PM
im getting disturbing reports that donald trump is doing exactly what he said he would and the results are exactly as disastrous as everyone said they would be
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Cow Tools!
We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them
It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS
Here I describe our study
(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them
It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS
Here I describe our study
(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Cow Tools!
We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them
It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS
Here I describe our study
(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them
It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS
Here I describe our study
(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
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in case you didn't understand why transphobic rhetoric worried us so much about this guy, well it's because it's a signal that shit like this is coming next.
very cool!
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
in case you didn't understand why transphobic rhetoric worried us so much about this guy, well it's because it's a signal that shit like this is coming next.
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typical ai use case
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
typical ai use case
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Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
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Important context to "more/better training" arguments: the murder of Renée Good was a product of that training by someone who has trained others.
(I've seen same in civil rights cases; by moving where he did, he was intentionally generating a pretext to shoot her without genuine risk to himself.)
(I've seen same in civil rights cases; by moving where he did, he was intentionally generating a pretext to shoot her without genuine risk to himself.)
NEW: Jonathan Ross is former National Guard and Border Patrol and has been part of ICE's SWAT equivalent, a team leader overseeing FBI, ATF, and IRS agents, and a firearms instructor, according to testimony obtained by WIRED. This is from @hudsongiles.bsky.social and me:
ICE Agent Who Reportedly Shot Renee Good Was a Firearms Trainer, Per Testimony
Jonathan Ross told a federal court in December about his professional background, including “hundreds” of encounters with drivers during enforcement actions, according to testimony obtained by WIRED.
www.wired.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Important context to "more/better training" arguments: the murder of Renée Good was a product of that training by someone who has trained others.
(I've seen same in civil rights cases; by moving where he did, he was intentionally generating a pretext to shoot her without genuine risk to himself.)
(I've seen same in civil rights cases; by moving where he did, he was intentionally generating a pretext to shoot her without genuine risk to himself.)
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Not, like, next month. He murdered a guy on video. We know his face. Arrest him today.
January 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Not, like, next month. He murdered a guy on video. We know his face. Arrest him today.
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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if you want democrat electeds to take republican threats against their lives seriously, you have to trick them into thinking said republicans are wearing keffiyehs. then they'll have the national guard on speed dial
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
if you want democrat electeds to take republican threats against their lives seriously, you have to trick them into thinking said republicans are wearing keffiyehs. then they'll have the national guard on speed dial
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Not even the prompts. If you are a Twitter user in the UK and Twitter sticks a Grok CSAM image in your feed for WHATEVER reason, well congrats your device just downloaded child porn. And you are legally responsible for that.
Even if nobody wants to take action against Musk for building a CSAM generator, there are people using it who are based in the UK and those prompts are absolutely something that would get you on the sex offender's register. Absolutely no justification not to try to identify and prosecute users.
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Not even the prompts. If you are a Twitter user in the UK and Twitter sticks a Grok CSAM image in your feed for WHATEVER reason, well congrats your device just downloaded child porn. And you are legally responsible for that.
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"People in Venezuela are celebrating, though!"
I don't care. People in the US celebrated Trump being elected. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
I don't care. People in the US celebrated Trump being elected. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
"People in Venezuela are celebrating, though!"
I don't care. People in the US celebrated Trump being elected. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
I don't care. People in the US celebrated Trump being elected. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
Worse than useless.
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Worse than useless.
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from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
For other people, this might be good. For me, this means I’m screaming and vomiting all year.
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
For other people, this might be good. For me, this means I’m screaming and vomiting all year.
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I know Ryan Murphy is somewhere out there furiously searching for a serial killer Connor Storrie can play since Dahmer’s been done already
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I know Ryan Murphy is somewhere out there furiously searching for a serial killer Connor Storrie can play since Dahmer’s been done already
“You have beautiful teeth. You know, I’d trade teeth with you if I could.” —my dentist, on more than one occasion, his hands in my mouth.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“You have beautiful teeth. You know, I’d trade teeth with you if I could.” —my dentist, on more than one occasion, his hands in my mouth.
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How the hell is this the single most popular thing I’ve ever done. I’m reconsidering every choice I’ve ever made.
December 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
How the hell is this the single most popular thing I’ve ever done. I’m reconsidering every choice I’ve ever made.
@vicmmic.bsky.social Parking lot chickens in Hawaii.
December 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@vicmmic.bsky.social Parking lot chickens in Hawaii.
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RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).