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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
USian living in Ireland 🏳️‍⚧️ May be NSFW, or just unhinged.

Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️‍🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
Pinned
Now that we can finally pin posts I'm putting this up to forever minimize the risk of anyone getting the mistaken impression that I am a reasonable person who makes sensible decisions in life.

Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
Proof of life: hi, I'm alive.

Been struggling a lot lately with both (gestures broadly) and personal stuff, and it's left me feeling too drained to do much Posting, or even be very active on the Discords. But I'm still here.
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 AM
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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with

2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
January 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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and then you find out all she's really capable of is saying:

hello, world
foo bar
January 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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Warning!! There is a discord survey going around but it's actually the year 0079 of the Universal Century. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised. And die.
January 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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anyway, lots of this energy around the country today www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Gb...
Valerie's Story.wmv
YouTube video by skunktheshrink
www.youtube.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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I agree, I want tits that are inconvenient.
January 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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every trans woman should be issued upon coming out: three years supply of all hormones needed, a battlemech or fighter of her choosing, between two and twelve plushies, a flattering dress, a carabiner, a set of high quality headphones (cat ears optional), and foundation that matches her skin tone
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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....I don't know the rules...! They never told me the rules...! 😨
I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
January 10, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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Pretty sure at this point if someone gave him a ceremony & presented him with a Noble Peace Prize certificate written in gold crayon, he wouldn’t notice the difference.
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Flightsuits arrived and I feel like I should have gone a size or two smaller, despite the size guide.

I'm was expecting skin-tight, but feels a bit like I'm wearing a duffle bag. =/

I'll sit around in it for the evening and see how I feel though.
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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We made it to another Friday. Good job, everyone.
September 20, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Code Vein II releases in 20 days and that's what's giving me the strength to carry on.

(OK not really but the first one was some goofy anime bullshit fun and I'm down for more.)
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE UNIVERSE
PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
But it’s ‘not intended for diagnosis or treatment.’
www.theverge.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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ok goodnight
December 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I for one have a Modest Proposal
anyone who thinks that abolishing ICE would be hard because "what do we do with the tens of thousands of ICE personnel" is deeply over complicating things
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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😀 …Still remembering the sign at the old Hayden Planetarium in NY: TO MARS, VENUS & LADIES’ ROOM.
I also think you’ll find that……
(Wonderful sign at Alton Museum) 😂
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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i do not need to see a perfect world within my lifetime, but i do need to see stephen miller get perpwalked
January 8, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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Everything is about sex, except sex, which is about power, and bdsm, which is about the primal human desire to do looney tunes shit
July 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM